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And talk to me on this thread, so I don't have to keep jumping back and forth between topics.

Actually, I seek your assistance - I'm writing a letter, and for some reason, my entire vocabulary has failed me. What are some synonyms for 'integral' and/or 'essential'?

[Glice]

Composite; immanent; sympatric (that's a stretch though)...

Hmm. I have failed somewhat.

I'm writing a personal statement for a job I don't want. Whoo. I HATE WRITING ABOUT MYSELF. I may put a bulletin out to everyone, saying how great I am, in order to exempt me from this piddlying bullshit.

[Savage Clone]

I could post some nice scat porn. That would probably do the trick.

[Glice]

It's funny, you know how sometimes things just aren't right... but there's never a bad time for scat porn. One of the mysteries of life, I guess.

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Originally Posted by Glice

Composite; immanent; sympatric (that's a stretch though)...

Hmm. I have failed somewhat.

I'm writing a personal statement for a job I don't want. Whoo. I HATE WRITING ABOUT MYSELF. I may put a bulletin out to everyone, saying how great I am, in order to exempt me from this piddlying bullshit.

Let me rephrase that: I need synonyms that are, er, more universally understood. I'm quite the fan of verbosity myself, but one must take into account the general public's variegated linguistic capabilities.

Dumb it down, boy!

On a somewhat related note, keep in mind that when marketing yourself, you have to whore it up a bit. If you quite accurately and justly portray yourself as the omniscient intellectual deity that you are, employers will believe you to be unattainable, and you will be tragically left to fester in the wake of those less talented, yet principally sluttier than yourself.

[Everyneurotic]

find a homeless person on the street near by, get him to your working space and start banging there.

if you don't get fired there, you most be working with jim rose or something

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

find a homeless person on the street near by, get him to your working space and start banging there.

if you don't get fired there, you most be working with jim rose or something

I work out of a fire station. Fucking on the premises is practically a prerequisite for employment.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by truncated

I work out of a fire station. Fucking on the premises is practically a prerequisite for employment.

yes, but fucking a homeless guy would really test the limits of their permissiveness, wouldn't it?

[Savage Clone]

It would test the limits of one's digestive system...

[Hip Priest]

Originally Posted by truncated

And talk to me on this thread, so I don't have to keep jumping back and forth between topics.

Actually, I seek your assistance - I'm writing a letter, and for some reason, my entire vocabulary has failed me. What are some synonyms for 'integral' and/or 'essential'?

I've always liked intrinsic. Indispensible is nice enough, but it's not intrinsic. Say it with me: intrinsic.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

I've always liked intrinsic. Indispensible is nice enough, but it's not intrinsic. Say it with me: intrinsic.

that word reminds me of dream theater

[Glice]

The word 'biddlybiddlydibiddlywaaaarwaarbiddlydiddlydiddldi ddlebiddydwwaaaaaarng' reminds me of dream theater more.

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

I've always liked intrinsic. Indispensible is nice enough, but it's not intrinsic. Say it with me: intrinsic.

I'm an aficionado of that word as well, but unfortunately, it doesn't fit. I KNEW I should've picked up word of the day toilet paper.

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I could post some nice scat porn. That would probably do the trick.

Praytell, what is the alternative to 'nice'?

[Hip Priest]

Vital? That's reasonably nice. There's desideratum, of course, but to my mind that's more a synonym for 'prerequisite' (another nice enough word) and thus has a slightly different feel from 'essential'.

You got to 500. Nice one.

[Savage Clone]

The alternative to nice is nasty.
Which can also be nice in its way, I suppose.

[Signpost]

Originally Posted by Glice

'biddlybiddlydibiddlywaaaarwaarbiddlydiddlydiddldi ddlebiddydwwaaaaaarng'

It reminds me of Cthulu or wathever is his name.

[Savage Clone]

"Vital?"

[Hip Priest]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

"Vital?"

Yeah, vital. Nothing wrong with vital is there? Or is there?

The Bambi Slam are a vital part of my vinyl listening, for example.

[Savage Clone]

Crucial,
or "crewsh" in slangness.

"Bambi Slam rocks some crewsh jams, brah."