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Old 10.02.2006, 06:37 PM   #1
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Gawd they are fighting on the next apartment over, and won't shut the fuck up. And they are cooking and the blender is really annoying me.
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Old 10.02.2006, 06:39 PM   #2
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My neighbors like to leave their 9,000,000 watt front light on all night long every night, and it's on the side of the house we sleep on.

Still, we make a lot of noise, so I don't complain too much. My other neighbor is cool. I have no desire to go to war with my neighbors. My bandmate recently had to move because the woman who lived below him was a complete psycho and drove him out of there.
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Old 10.02.2006, 06:40 PM   #3
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A good way is to ring their doorbell and then run away. Or stand outside their window and change their TV channel with your remote control.

edit: oh, you mean you have annoying neighbours. I'd say ring the police, but I see from the other thread that that's out of the question. If you tell them to knock it off, are they the types to take offence? You have my sympathy, anyway. Put some loud music on.[
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Old 10.02.2006, 07:11 PM   #4
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my neighbors are rich twats. good thing i'm not paying to live here.
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Old 10.02.2006, 08:21 PM   #5
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My neighbors live on the next building on the second floor. I sually play Confusion is Sex when they start their music.
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Old 10.02.2006, 08:21 PM   #6
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A good way is to ring their doorbell and then run away. Or stand outside their window and change their TV channel with your remote control.

edit: oh, you mean you have annoying neighbours. [



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Old 10.02.2006, 08:25 PM   #7
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My neighbors are pretty cool.

We get new neighbors like every 3 months because the people next door keep moving. The last set of people couldn't speak English, so let's hope this new set goes better.
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Old 10.02.2006, 11:45 PM   #8
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My neighbors are hispanics. They are loud. We are loud. They sell drugs. It's fun.
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Old 10.03.2006, 12:17 AM   #9
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my neighbors have the same last name as my family, so they get our mail mixed up regularly.
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Old 10.03.2006, 12:41 AM   #10
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My neighbors are hispanics. They are loud. We are loud. They sell drugs. It's fun.

I was offended at first, but then I read more so i Stop caring.
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:18 AM   #11
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Being offended is so lame.
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:20 AM   #12
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My neighbors are hispanics. They are loud. We are loud. They sell drugs. It's fun.
This is the funniest post i've read by Hayden in a while.
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:20 AM   #13
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Gawd they are fighting on the next apartment over, and won't shut the fuck up. And they are cooking and the blender is really annoying me.

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Old 10.03.2006, 08:22 AM   #14
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This is the funniest post i've read by Hayden in a while.

Is that a good thing? I'll continue spouting whatever bollocks springs to mind and hope the pretend people who live in my computer find it funny.
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:23 AM   #15
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The deadpan delivery.
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:25 AM   #16
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Is that a good thing? I'll try to keep all of my posts at this level of intelligence from now on.

By which you mean "I'll continue spouting whatever bollocks springs to mind and hope the pretend people who live in my computer find it funny"?
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:28 AM   #17
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Yes. I'll edit that in. Thanks for spotting that, imaginary friend.
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:30 AM   #18
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:31 AM   #19
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Old 10.03.2006, 08:36 AM   #20
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