I have something to tell you..........

porkmarras · 11.01.2006, 05:37 AM

.........i'm straight!I didn't want to come out on an internet forum but i had to start somewhere.

static-harmony · 11.01.2006, 05:39 AM

Sorry you've gone to far into queer world for we to belive your manhood as a straight man.

sonicl · 11.01.2006, 05:40 AM

When did you first realise that you might be straight? How did it happen? How far have things gone? Have you just felt the tinglings of heterosexuality in your loins, or have you gone so far as to kiss a woman? Or have you maybe gone even further?

jon boy · 11.01.2006, 05:43 AM

well well well... looks like someones neen telling a few porkies.

static-harmony · 11.01.2006, 05:44 AM

Hayden will be upset.

Tokolosh · 11.01.2006, 05:47 AM

Oh no! Does this mean you'll have to change your wardrobe and start dressing like a fashionless hetrosexual?

static-harmony · 11.01.2006, 05:48 AM

Wasn't he a model before?

jon boy · 11.01.2006, 05:49 AM

was it the drag thing that finally got you?

static-harmony · 11.01.2006, 05:50 AM

No it was taking it up the ass that finally did it for him.

porkmarras · 11.01.2006, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

When did you first reliase that you might be straight? How did it happen?

My sneezing wasn't as camp as it used to be.I just thought to myself:'This is not right,i'm sneezing in a butch way and i've never done that before'.On top of that i found myself looking on my local newsagent's shelves for magazines like 'top gear' and the like.I'm sorry,i didn't mean it to come ou this way........will you come to watch the football with me next sunday?

static-harmony · 11.01.2006, 05:53 AM

You are going to get some people sad tomorrow porky.

Well I have to go and sleep.

static-harmony · 11.01.2006, 06:01 AM

Porky, I blame those conservatives for ruining you.

static-harmony · 11.01.2006, 06:04 AM

No wonder you've been obssesing about Cantankerous lately.

porkmarras · 11.01.2006, 06:09 AM

Bisexual people are a sub-species that hide under dusty carpets.

static-harmony · 11.01.2006, 06:10 AM

Bi people will evntually marry and have wonderful kids and lead a boring life.

UVRAY · 11.01.2006, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

.........i'm straight!I didn't want to come out on an internet forum but i had to start somewhere.

Be very careful who you tell.

When I came out of the closet and proudly proclaimed to my parents that I was STRAIGHT they hit the fucking roof.

My father threw me out the house saying I was not taking girls into my bedroom while under his roof.

My mother didn't speak to me for ten years and when I got my own place all the neighbours started pushing nasty notes under my door and local kids put fireworks through my letterbox.

Well, all that was 20 years ago and I'd like to say I did the right thing but I'm not so sure. There are some bad kids around here and even to this day such is the prejudice that if I go to the shops I still get chased and kicked unconscious by gangs of skinheads.

Gulasch Noir · 11.01.2006, 08:03 AM

So did Cantankerous finally reverses the polarity of you?

sonicl · 11.01.2006, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by UVRAY

Be very careful who you tell.

When I came out of the closet and proudly proclaimed to my parents that I was STRAIGHT they hit the fucking roof.

My father threw me out the house saying I was not taking girls into my bedroom while under his roof.

My mother didn't speak to me for ten years and when I got my own place all the neighbours started pushing nasty notes under my door and local kids put fireworks through my letterbox.

Well, all that was 20 years ago and I'd like to say I did the right thing but I'm not so sure. There are some bad kids around here and even to this day such is the prejudice that if I go to the shops I still get chased and kicked unconscious by gangs of skinheads.

Oh no! You said, "I'm straight"? We thought you said "I've strayed". We were trying to kick you back to the ways of the Lord. I'm so awfully sorry.

Regards,

Quentin,
Skinheads for Jesus (East Midlands chapter)

porkmarras · 11.01.2006, 08:21 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to UVRAY again.

sonicl · 11.01.2006, 08:28 AM

Allow me to do the honours on your behalf, Porkie.

Is there any comment you wish to be made, or shall I just leave the rep?

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11.01.2006, 06:09 AM	#14
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11.01.2006, 06:10 AM	#15
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Bi people will evntually marry and have wonderful kids and lead a boring life. __________________
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11.01.2006, 08:28 AM	#20
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