08.12.2009, 06:34 AM | #1 |
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08.12.2009, 06:38 AM | #2 |
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I am totally unfunny.
the funny parts are accidents.
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08.12.2009, 06:38 AM | #3 |
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I just wrote a poem
Sitting alone with a gun in one hand In the other, a rising sun Yes, actually holding onto the sun itself but it's not even burning my hand So, I decided to take that sun and use it for something good I lost something very important to me in the process So, I waste my time now I sit and think of what I lost and what I'm losing but don't worry about what I will lose more of The elements of control: the potential to lose what I've already lost I make feature length movies with the shadows from my hands. My best friend is a dead deer mounted on the wall With a cigarette in its mouth that I light for show I'm actually wiring a system that makes the cigarette blow smoke If I had acquaintances to come over, they'd marvel at its wonder My acquaintances won't come over, though Despite my shadow-hand movies and smoking dead deer heads I think the sun alienates them I've been spending too much with it Caressing it solar center When it feels sexy, it slips in solar eclipse The beauty of ionized metals is far beyond the grasp of simple human minds, you know It's like a catterpillar turning into a butterfly Or a slow peel-back of the tiny mouths on the flaky enamel ceiling above their rotting heads See, I grew old when I was young From staring into that sun So now I can be young forever I don't need anyone else |
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08.12.2009, 07:01 AM | #4 |
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08.12.2009, 11:31 AM | #5 |
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unfunny haha or unfunny strange?
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I don't see the difference, sir. I would say both.
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08.12.2009, 01:34 PM | #7 |
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I'm not funny.
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08.12.2009, 05:02 PM | #9 |
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Here I am.
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08.12.2009, 05:04 PM | #10 |
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08.12.2009, 05:19 PM | #12 |
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Talking about (un)funny people, has anyone seen the new Judd Apatow movie, Funny People ? I'm planning to see it when it's being released in Belgium (in October...)
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08.12.2009, 05:35 PM | #14 |
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TheFoxBen is a viral marketing agent!
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08.12.2009, 05:40 PM | #16 |
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08.12.2009, 05:42 PM | #17 |
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run to the hills
run for your liiiiife
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08.12.2009, 05:43 PM | #18 |
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Hi. I'm Judd Apatow, my movie is very funny and Seth Rogen is starring in it, EVERYBODY LOVES SETH ROGEN ! Go see my movie, you will laugh and you will learn about life. Also, it has Adam Sandler and Eric Bana (yes, the guy from Munich. Remember, if you get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in Munich !)
(don't forget to take part in the contest in order to get a role in my next movie, because it's the only you'll get since you're a bunch of unknown motherfuckers).
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08.12.2009, 05:47 PM | #19 |
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I just came into this thread, to say I don't belong in it ;-)
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08.12.2009, 05:50 PM | #20 |
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the funniest things tend to be things that are not funny, like being so bad it's good.
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