the Cutler fight

Fred Cracklin · 10.04.2007, 08:50 AM

On Monday, Michael Silver of Yahoo noted this very interesting tidbit from (last) Sunday’s Broncos-Colts game:

Were Jay Cutler’s parents having a "competitive conversation" in the RCA Dome stands after their son's touchdown run, or did they just pick the most embarrassing possible time to have a full-on fight, with cameras rolling? If any flies on the wall out there have any insight, I would love to know.

exclusive video at (for now)
http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/searc.../The%20Cutlers
http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/

Since I even had a Dictaphone handy, here now is the transcript of the conversation that took place between Mr. and Mrs. Cutler.

Mrs. Cutler: Great game!

Mr. Cutler: Yeah. Nice to come here and watch our boy play. I hope they win!

(five minutes later)

Mrs. C: Honey, honey. You gotta move your arm.

Mr. C: What?

Mrs. C: You’re hogging the whole armrest!

Mr. C: Oh. I’m sorry. I didn’t know. Jesus.

Mrs. C: What are you saying “Jesus” for?

Mr. C: Well, you don’t have to get all mad at me if I don’t know I’m hogging the armrest. Just ask nicely and I’ll be happy to move it.

Mrs. C: Oh, quit being so sensitive.

Mr. C: I’m not being sensitive. I’m just looking for a little courtesy. That’s all.

Mrs. C: Okay, okay. I won’t do it again.

(five minutes later)

Mrs. C: God, do you HAVE to chew that pretzel so loudly?

Mr. C: Hey, you just did it again!

Mrs. C: Did what?

Mr. C: “Do you HAVE to chew that pretzel so loudly?” I don’t know I’m chewing it loudly. Just fucking ask, will ya?

Mrs. C: Well, you keep chewing with your mouth open every goddamn day. Okay? And it gets a little old when I have to ask you over and over again.

Mr. C: Then don’t fucking ask me! Let me be how I am. I’m not fucking perfect.

Mrs. C: I’m not trying to make you perfect! And I resent, any time I ask YOU to do me the courtesy of something, you treat me like some kind of horrid fucking nag.

Mr. C: Well, maybe you are.

Mrs. C: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?

Mr. C: I said maybe you are a horrid fucking nag. Maybe I’d like a wife, instead of a goddamn study hall monitor!

Mrs. C: Oh, is that why you fucked your receptionist, then?

Mr. C: That was five years ago! And she wasn’t a receptionist! She was an Associate Account Executive!

Mrs. C: Why the fuck are you defending her?

Mr. C: Maybe because she didn’t mind if I occasionally hogged the goddamn armrest!

Mrs. C: FUCK YOU!

Mr. C: No, FUCK YOU!

Mrs. C: I’ll fucking take this goddamn plastic knife and shove it up your ass!

Mr. C: Go ahead. You’ve been dying to do that since our wedding day, you hateful old cunt!

Mrs. C: Take that back! You take that back, or so help me God I will find that big black guy that plays running back and bear him a child!

Mr. C: Joke’s on him! Wait till he gets you in the sack, Ms. Halfway In Hurts Too Much!

Mrs. C: FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU!

(attacks him)

Innocent Bystander: Excuse me, sir? Ma’am? Would you mind taking this somewhere private? My son and I are trying to enjoy the game.

Mr. & Mrs. C: FUCK OFF!

(Mr. C grabs a hot dog vendor’s grill fork.)

Mr. C: C’mon, little girl. You wanna dance? Let’s dance.

(Mrs. C grabs the pepper spray from her purse.)

Mrs. C: What would you know about dancing? You haven’t invited me onto a dance floor since high school, you limp old fuck.

Mr. C: Good! Good. I’m glad you’re finally laying it all on the table. Now maybe we can finally end this charade. You miserable queen of the harpies.

Mrs. C: I am gonna fork out your eyes, and I am gonna enjoy doing it.

Innocent Bystander: Uh, your son just scored.

Mr. C: He did?

Mrs. C: He did? Whatever. He’ll score again some day. Your ass is mine, fuckface.

Mr. C: Bring. It. On. COCKWHORE.

Innocent Bystander: SECURITY!

floatingslowly · 10.04.2007, 09:03 AM

if I was going to use cutlery to go after the wife, I'd have to pick up something fiercer than a plastic knife.

it takes majickal weapons to defeat a demon.

10.04.2007, 08:50 AM	#1
Fred Cracklin little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 65	On Monday, Michael Silver of Yahoo noted this very interesting tidbit from (last) Sunday’s Broncos-Colts game: Were Jay Cutler’s parents having a "competitive conversation" in the RCA Dome stands after their son's touchdown run, or did they just pick the most embarrassing possible time to have a full-on fight, with cameras rolling? If any flies on the wall out there have any insight, I would love to know. exclusive video at (for now) http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/searc.../The%20Cutlers http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/ Since I even had a Dictaphone handy, here now is the transcript of the conversation that took place between Mr. and Mrs. Cutler. Mrs. Cutler: Great game! Mr. Cutler: Yeah. Nice to come here and watch our boy play. I hope they win! (five minutes later) Mrs. C: Honey, honey. You gotta move your arm. Mr. C: What? Mrs. C: You’re hogging the whole armrest! Mr. C: Oh. I’m sorry. I didn’t know. Jesus. Mrs. C: What are you saying “Jesus” for? Mr. C: Well, you don’t have to get all mad at me if I don’t know I’m hogging the armrest. Just ask nicely and I’ll be happy to move it. Mrs. C: Oh, quit being so sensitive. Mr. C: I’m not being sensitive. I’m just looking for a little courtesy. That’s all. Mrs. C: Okay, okay. I won’t do it again. (five minutes later) Mrs. C: God, do you HAVE to chew that pretzel so loudly? Mr. C: Hey, you just did it again! Mrs. C: Did what? Mr. C: “Do you HAVE to chew that pretzel so loudly?” I don’t know I’m chewing it loudly. Just fucking ask, will ya? Mrs. C: Well, you keep chewing with your mouth open every goddamn day. Okay? And it gets a little old when I have to ask you over and over again. Mr. C: Then don’t fucking ask me! Let me be how I am. I’m not fucking perfect. Mrs. C: I’m not trying to make you perfect! And I resent, any time I ask YOU to do me the courtesy of something, you treat me like some kind of horrid fucking nag. Mr. C: Well, maybe you are. Mrs. C: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? Mr. C: I said maybe you are a horrid fucking nag. Maybe I’d like a wife, instead of a goddamn study hall monitor! Mrs. C: Oh, is that why you fucked your receptionist, then? Mr. C: That was five years ago! And she wasn’t a receptionist! She was an Associate Account Executive! Mrs. C: Why the fuck are you defending her? Mr. C: Maybe because she didn’t mind if I occasionally hogged the goddamn armrest! Mrs. C: FUCK YOU! Mr. C: No, FUCK YOU! Mrs. C: I’ll fucking take this goddamn plastic knife and shove it up your ass! Mr. C: Go ahead. You’ve been dying to do that since our wedding day, you hateful old cunt! Mrs. C: Take that back! You take that back, or so help me God I will find that big black guy that plays running back and bear him a child! Mr. C: Joke’s on him! Wait till he gets you in the sack, Ms. Halfway In Hurts Too Much! Mrs. C: FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU! (attacks him) Innocent Bystander: Excuse me, sir? Ma’am? Would you mind taking this somewhere private? My son and I are trying to enjoy the game. Mr. & Mrs. C: FUCK OFF! (Mr. C grabs a hot dog vendor’s grill fork.) Mr. C: C’mon, little girl. You wanna dance? Let’s dance. (Mrs. C grabs the pepper spray from her purse.) Mrs. C: What would you know about dancing? You haven’t invited me onto a dance floor since high school, you limp old fuck. Mr. C: Good! Good. I’m glad you’re finally laying it all on the table. Now maybe we can finally end this charade. You miserable queen of the harpies. Mrs. C: I am gonna fork out your eyes, and I am gonna enjoy doing it. Innocent Bystander: Uh, your son just scored. Mr. C: He did? Mrs. C: He did? Whatever. He’ll score again some day. Your ass is mine, fuckface. Mr. C: Bring. It. On. COCKWHORE. Innocent Bystander: SECURITY!
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10.04.2007, 09:03 AM	#2
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	if I was going to use cutlery to go after the wife, I'd have to pick up something fiercer than a plastic knife. it takes majickal weapons to defeat a demon.
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