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I thought I would enlignten you all with a story, this just happened a few minutes ago.
Any Im in front of my computer editing some audio, eating a chicken patty & cheese sandwitch. Well you know how when you laugh or cough while drinking something and it gets stuck in your nasal passage? Well this happened with my sandwich. I started to caugh and I choked. Then it starts to hurt when I swallow. Ive got a runny nose so I get up to go spit but then I end up spitting out a chunk of bread that was trapped in my nasal passage. Fuck that was gross. okay, thanks. |
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sounds fun!
I remember one time my school band went to McDonalds after a festival and while I was laughing, McFlurry came out of my nose. One of the best days of my life. |
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Moe snot stories.
I once again had a really bad runny nose. Me and friends were eating at lunch and everyday we always do something crazy. So I started laughing hysterically, then a load of mucas came flying out of my nose and landed on my half eatten italian sandwich. I was very angry. |
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This happens to me all the time.
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I hate it when milk comes out of your nose. No fun at all.
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Can anybody put a string through their noise and out their mouth?
I've never tried, but it's on my list of things to do. |
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I saw someone do it with their eye.
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with their eye?!?!
I might have to give that a try if I manage to do it with my nose. |
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I remember when i had the flu i had eaten spicy chicken club, and when i threw up it burned really bad in my nasal passasge.
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Since we're talking about the deformaties of the human body, Ijust recently have pinched a nerve in my righ knee cap area. It is completely numb, & whenever I move, or strectch in an ood way, I have this tearing sensation shoot up my knee. & this is not good for us skateboarder's. I'm regular footed, by the way
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i'm sure you guys have had coke come out of your nose. that shit burns.
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Not as bad as a spicy chicken club
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ohhhh. ive had one of those before. it's pretty spicey |
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dude, that so happens to me like all the time!!
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It burns like fire!
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Don't tempt me.
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drugs are bad for you
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ugh man this hurts. i hate it.
offtopic @ marley and schizo: why do you guys have the same signatures?
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I've had a mixture of absinthe and a mushed up chip come out of my nose in the middle of a club before
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