Are you frightened of the Female?

Bunbury · 02.23.2007, 03:24 PM

Fear of the female planet?

floatingslowly · 02.23.2007, 04:26 PM

I'm afraid of gene splicing.

Savage Clone · 02.23.2007, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury

you know, the male is a biological accident:

The Y [male gene] is an incomplete X [female gene]

I thought Valerie Solanas had died, but here she is!

terminal pharmacy · 02.23.2007, 04:59 PM

females have ruled the planet for years, they just let the males think that they are the ruling faction

nomadicfollower · 02.23.2007, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I thought Valerie Solanas had died, but here she is!

I guess my Solanas joke would be useless here. I would like to say that I admire her Manifesto anyway.

Savage Clone · 02.23.2007, 05:07 PM

She was hard core.

noumenal · 02.23.2007, 08:24 PM

I was just reading a book yesterday by Steven Pinker in which he says that the reason sexual reproduction exists rather than females just making clones of themselves is because of pathogens - viruses and bacteria and so on. Genetic varitaion throws them off and is required because they evolve so much faster.

He also said that the size of testicles in primates is in part determined by how promiscuous the females are. The reasoning goes like this: females that have sex with many males create competition inside their vaginas (sperm can last several days wandering about), so the more semen a male can produce, the better chance his sperm will win. In that way, males evolve bigger and bigger balls to ejecaulate more and more semen. This is why men have larger testicles than gorillas (relative to body size). Penis size is determined by similar factors - any longer than a certain optimal length and there is no advantage, but shorter than that and there is.

noumenal · 02.23.2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury

how does everyone feel about Hillary Clinton running for President?

personally i dont give a shit about her, but i would really like to see a woman as the president.

I'll vote for her if she gets the nom. I'm not really a huge fan, otherwise. I agree that a woman president would be good.

I don't have a favorite candidate yet. I like Biden sort of.

davenotdead · 02.23.2007, 08:28 PM

Hilary is the Anti-Christ. The only worse choice for a female president would be Oprah.

noumenal · 02.23.2007, 08:30 PM

Actually, I wish Gore would run again too.

noumenal · 02.23.2007, 08:32 PM

Anybody with their own magazine should not be president. Steve Forbes for example.

davenotdead · 02.23.2007, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bunbury

I bet you she would get in if she ran too!

thats what Im afraid of...she really is insane... i think all white males would walk around in constant fear if she were ever elected...

davenotdead · 02.23.2007, 08:39 PM

Gore is an idiot. don't let him fool you with his new and improved environmental facade...

noumenal · 02.23.2007, 08:43 PM

No, it's not the environmental stuff that has me wishing he would run. I just like him. He has no chance though, so don't worry.

noumenal · 02.23.2007, 08:55 PM

You know who was afraid of women: C.S. Lewis.

Toilet & Bowels · 02.23.2007, 09:02 PM

i'm not, but a lot of girls have told me that i'm intimidating, which i think is fucking lame because i'm pretty much a pussy.

porkmarras · 02.24.2007, 10:36 AM

No.I like girls a lot.

fishmonkey · 02.24.2007, 10:47 AM

yeah i am, fuckin terrified.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.24.2007, 10:48 AM

im very scared. of them

Iain · 02.24.2007, 04:46 PM

More confused than frightened. Actually, that probably extends to most people, not just women. In fact, yes, it definitely does.

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02.23.2007, 03:24 PM	#1
Bunbury stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 432	Fear of the female planet?
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02.23.2007, 04:26 PM	#2
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm afraid of gene splicing.
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02.23.2007, 04:59 PM	#4
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	females have ruled the planet for years, they just let the males think that they are the ruling faction
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02.23.2007, 05:07 PM	#6
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	She was hard core.
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02.23.2007, 08:24 PM	#7
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I was just reading a book yesterday by Steven Pinker in which he says that the reason sexual reproduction exists rather than females just making clones of themselves is because of pathogens - viruses and bacteria and so on. Genetic varitaion throws them off and is required because they evolve so much faster. He also said that the size of testicles in primates is in part determined by how promiscuous the females are. The reasoning goes like this: females that have sex with many males create competition inside their vaginas (sperm can last several days wandering about), so the more semen a male can produce, the better chance his sperm will win. In that way, males evolve bigger and bigger balls to ejecaulate more and more semen. This is why men have larger testicles than gorillas (relative to body size). Penis size is determined by similar factors - any longer than a certain optimal length and there is no advantage, but shorter than that and there is.
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02.23.2007, 08:28 PM	#9
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	Hilary is the Anti-Christ. The only worse choice for a female president would be Oprah.
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02.23.2007, 08:30 PM	#10
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Actually, I wish Gore would run again too.
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02.23.2007, 08:32 PM	#11
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Anybody with their own magazine should not be president. Steve Forbes for example.
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02.23.2007, 08:39 PM	#13
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	Gore is an idiot. don't let him fool you with his new and improved environmental facade...
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02.23.2007, 08:43 PM	#14
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	No, it's not the environmental stuff that has me wishing he would run. I just like him. He has no chance though, so don't worry.
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02.23.2007, 08:55 PM	#15
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	You know who was afraid of women: C.S. Lewis.
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02.23.2007, 09:02 PM	#16
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,265	i'm not, but a lot of girls have told me that i'm intimidating, which i think is fucking lame because i'm pretty much a pussy.
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02.24.2007, 10:36 AM	#17
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	No.I like girls a lot. __________________
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02.24.2007, 10:47 AM	#18
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	yeah i am, fuckin terrified. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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02.24.2007, 10:48 AM	#19
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	im very scared. of them __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.24.2007, 04:46 PM	#20
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	More confused than frightened. Actually, that probably extends to most people, not just women. In fact, yes, it definitely does.
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