[Tokolosh]

A sentence is a group of words beginning with a capital letter and ending with a full-stop.

[Hip Priest]

Regrettably, however, standards of grammar have lowered somewhat in recent times.

[Tokolosh]

Kim woke up on a glorious day and walked to the kitchen.

[Hip Priest]

Logging into the Sonic Youth forum via the toaster's built-in computer, she decided that there should probably be a seperate section for games and quizzes.

[alyasa]

Unfortunately, she found this was not so; and thus she was greatly troubled.

[Tokolosh]

She started typing, and to her surprise, she smelled burning toast.

[alyasa]

This troubled her even more; until she could take it no longer and stood up to check her built-in toasting unit in the bathroom.

[Hip Priest]

The aroma of spilt strawberry-scented bubble bath filled the air.

[alyasa]

A haze of grey-black smoke obscured Kim's sight as she groped blindly into the marble-tiled, now strawberry-scented bathroom.

[Hip Priest]

This bad start to the day angered her greatly, for it was only yesterday that she had relaxed on the banks of the nearby river, sipping wine and enjoying freshly-made sandwiches with her good friend Keisha; how she longed to experience that care-free picnic again (this time without the ants and the smell wafting from the abbatoir, or indeed the blazing row - perhaps the pinic had not been as pleasant after all).

[alyasa]

The lingering thoughts of Keisha and picnic ants quickly dissipated as she felt her feet step into something - something that reminded her very strangely of her friend Goo!

[sonicl]

"How many times", she asked herself, "have I told that wretched kid to clear up after himself?"

[RdTv]

Simulatneously, Thurston Moore, Kim's husband and long time cohort awoke to his wife glaring over some burned toast, this of course perturbed him and drove the six-foot seven inch giant to find his local bakery.

[sonicl]

Unfortunately, he had damaged the bakery severely the night before while abusing it in wild improv baking session at a local dive.

[RdTv]

Granted, his unfailing memory had no doubt recalled this to mind, still Thurston Moore thought to himself ''I'm in no mood for a sullen woman and incinerated toast.''

[sonicl]

To delay the inevitable argument that always ensued after his improv baking sessions, Thurston decided to go to the local store to buy a can of pop and the Wall Street Journal.

[alyasa]

Before he did this, however, he made a quick detour to the bathroom, just to see how Kim was doing; quietly, of course.

[Hip Priest]

'Ding Dong'.

[jon boy]

Upon reaching the bathroom he discovered a note written on the toilet paper which read:

[alyasa]

"Arrgggggghh!!!" A blood-curdling, high-pitched scream broke the morning stillness like a crashing dove; Thurston quickly side-stepped out into the sunshine.