Let us read between the lines

Rob Instigator · 09.12.2007, 02:43 PM

Here is th announcement

The White Stripes Cancel Remaining Tour Dates
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Anxious UK residents who have followed the recent White Stripes tour cancellationsaga with bated breath, your fears have come true. According to an update on the duo's website, "the White Stripes have canceled all remaining tour dates through the end of the year. This includes all dates in the UK this fall."

As previously reported, the reason for the cancellations is that Meg White is suffering from acute anxiety that has left her unable to travel.

My "reading between the lines" is
MEG WHITE's PREGNANT.

what you think? and no stupid ripping on the white stripes just cuz you got nothing better to do.

Savage Clone · 09.12.2007, 02:46 PM

If she were pregnant wouldn't they just say so?
It's not like she's a 13 year old Catholic school girl.

Rob Instigator · 09.12.2007, 02:54 PM

savage, you know how much the media love to hype a fucking pregnancy, even someone as marginally celebrity as meg white. privacy is to be protected at the utmost! she does not even talk in interviews. she did not even talk much when I was rocking that milkmaid from behind....

Savage Clone · 09.12.2007, 03:02 PM

I suppose, but "acute anxiety" or "nervous exhaustion" also translate to "rehab" in a lot of peoples' minds. Paparazzi culture is bringing us all down.

Rob Instigator · 09.12.2007, 03:08 PM

yes it is.
and you may be right. it may be re-hab

afterthefact · 09.12.2007, 09:41 PM

Or maybe it really is anxiety, and what she's so anxious about it the arrival of 2008, so much to the point that she can't even tour until it comes.

SynthethicalY · 09.12.2007, 10:03 PM

Well as long as it is not from her brother Jack, now that would be a story. Incest.

atsonicpark · 09.12.2007, 10:21 PM

True, the media would eat this up! I can see it now in Rolling Stone.. "MEG WHITE PREGNANT.. Bets already being taken on when her newborn baby can outdrum her [our estimate: while still inside the womb, beating on her uterus like a fucking crash cymbal and kicking at her stomach like a cowbell.]"

Seriously though, I doubt anyone ever knocked her up, I'm sure most guys just wanna titty fuck her.

ThePits · 09.12.2007, 10:35 PM

Anxiety is the usual euphemism for a drugs problem and rehab

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.13.2007, 12:12 AM

one or multiple of these things probably happened:

Death in the family

Meg's pregnant

Jack White's appendix burst

Jack White has amnesia

All of their equipments been stolen

the band is broken up

someone left the cake out in the rain

Jack White's girl is pregnant

Jack White tried to kill himself

The Venues decided they didn't need the White Stripes to play

Jack White was offered a million dollars to work on an album with so and so

The power was turned off by Newman at jurassic park

someone slipped on a banana

someone made it up

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.13.2007, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

True, the media would eat this up! I can see it now in Rolling Stone.. "MEG WHITE PREGNANT.. Bets already being taken on when her newborn baby can outdrum her [our estimate: while still inside the womb, beating on her uterus like a fucking crash cymbal and kicking at her stomach like a cowbell.]"

Seriously though, I doubt anyone ever knocked her up, I'm sure most guys just wanna titty fuck her.

After I titty fucked her, I tried to do her from behind then pull out and switch and donkey punch, but I didn't pull out in time.

SynthethicalY · 09.13.2007, 12:15 AM

Or maybe someone made up the band, did you ever think of that SpectralJulianIsNotDead?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.13.2007, 01:37 AM

Yeah, they don't actually exist.

Rob Instigator · 09.13.2007, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

True, the media would eat this up! I can see it now in Rolling Stone.. "MEG WHITE PREGNANT.. Bets already being taken on when her newborn baby can outdrum her [our estimate: while still inside the womb, beating on her uterus like a fucking crash cymbal and kicking at her stomach like a cowbell.]"

Seriously though, I doubt anyone ever knocked her up, I'm sure most guys just wanna titty fuck her.

I am glad I am not most guys. titty fucking is bullshit to me.

tesla69 · 09.13.2007, 09:43 AM

There is a lot of pressure on these guys being this week's savior of the music industry and maybe its getting to her, but I'd think she would have gotten over any anxiety from all the big stadiums and network TV theyve done. But my first thought was heroin or pills.

not that I really give a fuck about the white stripes.

atsonicpark · 09.13.2007, 11:50 AM

Yeah, I don't titty fuck. I'd rather just get a gagging blowjob and shoot it in her eye.

afterthefact · 09.13.2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Well as long as it is not from her brother Jack, now that would be a story. Incest.

They aren't really brother and sister.

Now reply saying "I knew that, I was joking, you idiot," and make me look stupid for pointing out the painfully obvious.

Come on, do it.

PAULYBEE2656 · 09.15.2007, 04:47 AM

maybe jack white is pregnant with a 1920s black southern kid with a penhcent for the bloooes!

in fairness, if meg is preggers well all the best for her!

PAULYBEE2656 · 09.15.2007, 04:48 AM

.........are the racc-ooo-ooo-ooo-teurs getting itchy feet again, maybe thats why jack and meg cancelled, the boys called round to play!

SynthethicalY · 09.15.2007, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact

They aren't really brother and sister.

Now reply saying "I knew that, I was joking, you idiot," and make me look stupid for pointing out the painfully obvious.

Come on, do it.

I know they are not brother and sister, I shoud have put the smiley.

09.12.2007, 02:43 PM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Here is th announcement The White Stripes Cancel Remaining Tour Dates http://assets3.pitchforkmedia.com/im...tripes-sm.jpg? Anxious UK residents who have followed the recent White Stripes tour cancellationsaga with bated breath, your fears have come true. According to an update on the duo's website, "the White Stripes have canceled all remaining tour dates through the end of the year. This includes all dates in the UK this fall." As previously reported, the reason for the cancellations is that Meg White is suffering from acute anxiety that has left her unable to travel. My "reading between the lines" is MEG WHITE's PREGNANT. what you think? and no stupid ripping on the white stripes just cuz you got nothing better to do. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.12.2007, 02:46 PM	#2
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	If she were pregnant wouldn't they just say so? It's not like she's a 13 year old Catholic school girl.
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09.12.2007, 02:54 PM	#3
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	savage, you know how much the media love to hype a fucking pregnancy, even someone as marginally celebrity as meg white. privacy is to be protected at the utmost! she does not even talk in interviews. she did not even talk much when I was rocking that milkmaid from behind.... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.12.2007, 03:02 PM	#4
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I suppose, but "acute anxiety" or "nervous exhaustion" also translate to "rehab" in a lot of peoples' minds. Paparazzi culture is bringing us all down.
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09.12.2007, 03:08 PM	#5
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	yes it is. and you may be right. it may be re-hab __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.12.2007, 09:41 PM	#6
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Or maybe it really is anxiety, and what she's so anxious about it the arrival of 2008, so much to the point that she can't even tour until it comes. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Well as long as it is not from her brother Jack, now that would be a story. Incest.
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09.12.2007, 10:21 PM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	True, the media would eat this up! I can see it now in Rolling Stone.. "MEG WHITE PREGNANT.. Bets already being taken on when her newborn baby can outdrum her [our estimate: while still inside the womb, beating on her uterus like a fucking crash cymbal and kicking at her stomach like a cowbell.]" Seriously though, I doubt anyone ever knocked her up, I'm sure most guys just wanna titty fuck her. __________________
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09.12.2007, 10:35 PM	#9
ThePits stalker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: London Posts: 505	Anxiety is the usual euphemism for a drugs problem and rehab
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09.13.2007, 12:12 AM	#10
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	one or multiple of these things probably happened: Death in the family Meg's pregnant Jack White's appendix burst Jack White has amnesia All of their equipments been stolen the band is broken up someone left the cake out in the rain Jack White's girl is pregnant Jack White tried to kill himself The Venues decided they didn't need the White Stripes to play Jack White was offered a million dollars to work on an album with so and so The power was turned off by Newman at jurassic park someone slipped on a banana someone made it up
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Or maybe someone made up the band, did you ever think of that SpectralJulianIsNotDead?
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Yeah, they don't actually exist.
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tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	There is a lot of pressure on these guys being this week's savior of the music industry and maybe its getting to her, but I'd think she would have gotten over any anxiety from all the big stadiums and network TV theyve done. But my first thought was heroin or pills. not that I really give a fuck about the white stripes.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah, I don't titty fuck. I'd rather just get a gagging blowjob and shoot it in her eye. __________________
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PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	maybe jack white is pregnant with a 1920s black southern kid with a penhcent for the bloooes! in fairness, if meg is preggers well all the best for her! __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	.........are the racc-ooo-ooo-ooo-teurs getting itchy feet again, maybe thats why jack and meg cancelled, the boys called round to play! __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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