Alabama Dildo Ban

ThePits · 10.02.2007, 01:08 PM

Looks like all the fun is going out of Alabama with a proposed ban on the distribution of sex toys....

http://www.atheists.org/flash.line/dildo1.htm

Only in America............

floatingslowly · 10.02.2007, 01:09 PM

for a moment, I thought this was a new band that I've never heard of....

tesla69 · 10.02.2007, 01:09 PM

They'll cut off your fingers too!

Danny Himself · 10.02.2007, 01:24 PM

Fuck me, I am fucking calling that band name!

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 10.02.2007, 01:29 PM

Damn, you beat me!

ThePits · 10.02.2007, 02:43 PM

It deserves to be a band name
Do I get royalties?

!@#$%! · 10.02.2007, 02:46 PM

i think the agricultural industry is behind this move.

they probably just want to expand the market for cucumbers.

pbradley · 10.02.2007, 02:47 PM

First the mass exodus of freed slaves, and now women. Let's hope we get another Neil Young track out of this.

LifeDistortion · 10.02.2007, 02:51 PM

Does anyone still go to sex shops anymore? The internet is so much easier. For all your porn and porn acessories.

!@#$%! · 10.02.2007, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LifeDistortion

Does anyone still go to sex shops anymore? The internet is so much easier. For all your porn and porn acessories.

yeah but you don't get to look at the other people and laugh

ThePits · 10.02.2007, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i think the agricultural industry is behind this move.

they probably just want to expand the market for cucumbers.

And marrows..........

Rob Instigator · 10.02.2007, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LifeDistortion

Does anyone still go to sex shops anymore? The internet is so much easier. For all your porn and porn acessories.

remember, oh "spoiled" one, that about 40% of the population has no internet access at home

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.02.2007, 03:47 PM

best. thread. ever.

king_buzzo · 10.02.2007, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Fuck me, I am fucking calling that band name!

ahh fuck.

fine.

i dont want it anyway.

...

Green_mind · 10.02.2007, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Alabama religious groups and politicians cannot control their zeal to prevent others from enjoying life, even in the privacy of one's bedroom. A leading religious activist defends the notorious "Alabama dildo law"and rants that such devices are "a nuisance and they certainly are conducive for promiscuity and loose morals."

How funny is that, but seriously, how funny is that?

Silent Dan Speaks · 10.02.2007, 04:17 PM

Loose morals? Is that what they're calling it these days?

Anngella · 10.02.2007, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Dan Speaks

Loose morals? Is that what they're calling it these days?

Loose morals = loose vaginas.

tesla69 · 10.02.2007, 04:25 PM

"Alabama religious groups and politicians"

You know that every one of them has one at home under the bed.

"Thats not a dildo, that's a medical replica"

Pax Americana · 10.02.2007, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Fuck me, I am fucking calling that band name!

That is the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. ha!

Norma J · 10.02.2007, 07:07 PM

Will the dildo go to an Alabama museum?

"This was known as the dildo, kids. A very handy device"

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