[SynthethicalY]

just because she needs a thread of her own to show off her mannish manners. Cheers sexy broad.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

i'm afraid of her.

flaotingslowlyis SO whipped

[floatingslowly]

she's in bed.

besides, she "doesn't think" that she's going to post here any longer.

just sayin'.

[SynthethicalY]

Ah no poop jokes?

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

i'm afraid of her.

flaotingslowlyis SO whipped

son, just be glad that I'm exerting what little control I have over her to keep yr puny planet from being swallowed whole by the forces of hell.

sadly, I'm running low on black candles and the circles of protection are wearing thin.

better hope I can find a virgin to sacrifice soon, or yr all DOOMED.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Ah no poop jokes?

more so, she thinks that the level of super-seriousness runs a little too high here for her liking.

I try my best to work as a countermeasure, however I'm only one man and the task is mighty grim.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

I'll throw some d's on that

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

more so, she thinks that the level of super-seriousness runs a little too high here for her liking.

I try my best to work as a countermeasure, however I'm only one man and the task is mighty grim.

Tell her I will make poop jokes. I will google them I don't know any, you know we serious people are above that kind.

[floatingslowly]

it takes a nation of millions to hold you back.

[floatingslowly]

ok.

russians.

cigarettes.

vampyres.

(but not in that order)

fuck it, maybe I'll just go to bed.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

i'd hit it and quit it

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

more so, she thinks that the level of super-seriousness runs a little too high here for her liking.

I try my best to work as a countermeasure, however I'm only one man and the task is mighty grim.

It always pains me when a rare quality newbie decides to opt out.

[floatingslowly]

it's not just the newbies, ya dig?

in my somewhat short time posting here, I've seen too many quality folks disappear.

it's even sad to see the low-quality people go. what's the point of a message board if you can't belittle people from time to time?

maybe you guys are just too good at what you do. the intimidation factor for new recruits is too high, and the people that deserve putting off know that their case is hopeless too early. I guess I just don't know.

hell, I even tried to quit a few times, but after a few days a porky thread would make me laugh and I'd think that it was fun again.

if I wasn't stuck at my fucking desk during the day I would have left months ago. I think that I'm going to make it my mission to discover new worlds.

surely there's something "out there".

[alyasa]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

it takes a nation of millions to hold you back.

It'll take millions in plastic surgery to make me black.

[Rob Instigator]

this is as much REAL LIFE as a pen pal or a long distance friend or lover.

[Laila]

everything scares me

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

this is as much REAL LIFE as a pen pal or a long distance friend or lover.

really? see... i've never posted on a messageboard before. i'm just not sure what to do!

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by girlgun

really? see... i've never posted on a messageboard before. i'm just not sure what to do!

hit it and quit it

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

hit it and quit it

see? i don't even know what that means.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by girlgun

see? i don't even know what that means.

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