Transmorphers, AlienVsHunter, I Am Omega, Snakes On a Train

ALIEN ANAL · 12.20.2007, 10:34 PM

... but these movie titles are wrong i hear you say
... surely you mean Transformers, Alien Vs Predator, I Am Legend and Snakes on a Plane..dont you?

wrong...these are actual films made by the production company The Asylum

bassicly they take films that are about to be blockbusters and copy it with a very low budget, then release them a few days before they are due out.

http://www.theasylum.cc/

atsonicpark · 12.20.2007, 11:25 PM

Yeah, they specialize in releasing shitty movies that capitalize on the success of bigger movies.

Fuck these straight-to-DVD shot-on-digital bullshit films.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.20.2007, 11:30 PM

i dunno
i find it interesting
their money isnt going towards tom cruise or steven speilberg
they arnt sending near as much money as them
but are still making a living

plus i was reading before that alot of these films are filming before a trailer for the 'real' film has even been released

i guess it says something about the quality of hollywoods predictable films these days

and really...is it any different to hollywood only bringing out remakes and sequels?

ZEROpumpkins · 12.21.2007, 04:38 AM

Haha! Good find, Dan. Who would be stupid enough to watch them?

jakeonguitar · 12.21.2007, 05:16 AM

Hahah.

I went to Blockbuster to take a gander at movie films. I actually saw Transmorphers. That, and a few "horror" movies:

Dog Soldiers
Dirty Candy Stripers <-- (stripers, not strippers)
and something about the Boss from Hell

Yes, technology is available to everyone with a computer these days... unfortunately.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.21.2007, 05:23 AM

dog soldiers is a proper horror movie isnt it?
isnt that the british one about the werewolves and army

jakeonguitar · 12.21.2007, 05:56 AM

Yeah, admittedly. Most everything can be passed off as a horror movie. I mean, they even made a movie called Weasels Rip My Flesh... though it's a cartoon.

Yeah, I think horror movies are funny.

atsonicpark · 12.21.2007, 01:52 PM

yeah, dog soldiers is actually pretty good.

I watch about 200-300 horror movies/art movies/b-movies a year so I keep up with all this shit..

I haven't seen I Am Omega or.. Transmorphers.. did see Snakes and Aliens though.. fucking terrible shot-on-DV bullshit.

Go support Troma.

avantgarde1 · 12.21.2007, 02:47 PM

that looks fucking awesome!

ZEROpumpkins · 12.21.2007, 07:00 PM

Yeah I heard Dog Soldiers was pretty good. But it is certainly no fake horror movie.

12.20.2007, 10:34 PM	#1
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	... but these movie titles are wrong i hear you say ... surely you mean Transformers, Alien Vs Predator, I Am Legend and Snakes on a Plane..dont you? wrong...these are actual films made by the production company The Asylum bassicly they take films that are about to be blockbusters and copy it with a very low budget, then release them a few days before they are due out. http://www.theasylum.cc/ __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.20.2007, 11:25 PM	#2
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah, they specialize in releasing shitty movies that capitalize on the success of bigger movies. Fuck these straight-to-DVD shot-on-digital bullshit films. __________________
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12.20.2007, 11:30 PM	#3
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i dunno i find it interesting their money isnt going towards tom cruise or steven speilberg they arnt sending near as much money as them but are still making a living plus i was reading before that alot of these films are filming before a trailer for the 'real' film has even been released i guess it says something about the quality of hollywoods predictable films these days and really...is it any different to hollywood only bringing out remakes and sequels? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.21.2007, 04:38 AM	#4
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Haha! Good find, Dan. Who would be stupid enough to watch them? __________________
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12.21.2007, 05:16 AM	#5
jakeonguitar bad moon rising Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California Posts: 181	Hahah. I went to Blockbuster to take a gander at movie films. I actually saw Transmorphers. That, and a few "horror" movies: Dog Soldiers Dirty Candy Stripers <-- (stripers, not strippers) and something about the Boss from Hell Yes, technology is available to everyone with a computer these days... unfortunately.
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12.21.2007, 05:23 AM	#6
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	dog soldiers is a proper horror movie isnt it? isnt that the british one about the werewolves and army __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.21.2007, 05:56 AM	#7
jakeonguitar bad moon rising Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: California Posts: 181	Yeah, admittedly. Most everything can be passed off as a horror movie. I mean, they even made a movie called Weasels Rip My Flesh... though it's a cartoon. Yeah, I think horror movies are funny.
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12.21.2007, 01:52 PM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	yeah, dog soldiers is actually pretty good. I watch about 200-300 horror movies/art movies/b-movies a year so I keep up with all this shit.. I haven't seen I Am Omega or.. Transmorphers.. did see Snakes and Aliens though.. fucking terrible shot-on-DV bullshit. Go support Troma. __________________
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12.21.2007, 02:47 PM	#9
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	that looks fucking awesome! __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Yeah I heard Dog Soldiers was pretty good. But it is certainly no fake horror movie. __________________
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