one time...

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 04:03 PM

One time I took some rohypnol and drank a bunch of rum. I then fell down a flight of old rickety stairs and didn't get hurt!

One time I was sucking some dick (pre-floatingslowly) and hurt my jaw. I actually had to go to the doctor for a blowjob injury!

Please tell me your anecdotal "one times"...

!@#$%! · 02.14.2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

One time I took some rohypnol and drank a bunch of rum. I then fell down a flight of old rickety stairs and didn't get hurt!

One time I was sucking some dick (pre-floatingslowly) and hurt my jaw. I actually had to go to the doctor for a blowjob injury!

Please tell me your anecdotal "one times"...

why? you're entertainment enough. please continue.

Rob Instigator · 02.14.2008, 04:12 PM

one time I was tagging aklong with this girl who I was deeply infatuated by and she took me to her coke dealer friend's apartment and they were partying and one of them gav e me a rehypnol and told me to take it and I did and she got so PISSEd that they did so and then we went to the club and I drank one drink and sat in the patio for a full 4 hours, listenintg to a fat ass goth guy squaling how his name was Bela and that his mom had actually really truly named him that at birth.

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 04:13 PM

Someone else!

But heres another one..

One time I got caught on top of an abandoned power plant with 2 guys, 2 shotguns and a switchblade by a police helicopter. When we got to the bottom there were 20 cop cars waiting for us. We didn't get taken in! Haha!

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

one time I was tagging aklong with this girl who I was deeply infatuated by and she took me to her coke dealer friend's apartment and they were partying and one of them gav e me a rehypnol and told me to take it and I did and she got so PISSEd that they did so and then we went to the club and I drank one drink and sat in the patio for a full 4 hours, listenintg to a fat ass goth guy squaling how his name was Bela and that his mom had actually really truly named him that at birth.

haha that's fucking funny!

!@#$%! · 02.14.2008, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

Someone else!

But heres another one..

One time I got caught on top of an abandoned power plant with 2 guys, 2 shotguns and a switchblade by a police helicopter. When we got to the bottom there were 20 cop cars waiting for us. We didn't get taken in! Haha!

were there blowjobs involved in the release?

ps-- sorry if im being more of an asshole than usual. i didn't meant to cramp your style. please, on with the story.

phoenix · 02.14.2008, 04:16 PM

One time I thought my stomach I could handle a bottle of champagne along with a half a bag of twiggy and a glass of red wine and four cigs one after the other. It couldn't.

One time I changed my tampon in a park in the middle of the day because I was so drunk.

This one is still the worst and always will be, I hope.

I've had my jaw start clicking but there was no way I was going to the doctor. I just was making out too much all day.

✌➬ · 02.14.2008, 04:16 PM

One time, I was almost caught giving a bj in my apartment complex.

Rob Instigator · 02.14.2008, 04:16 PM

one time me and some friends snuck into an old abandoned rice silo and climbed to the top and proceeded to throw old electronics down into the 20 story tall silo. scary shit when it takes forever to hit bottom and you are drunka nd trespassing.

one time my friends and I were driving around high as hell and doing donuts on an elemntary school parking lot when we crashed my frind's mom's car into a concrete embankment and then we drove back to my mom's and proceeded to manufcature a "car crash" scene by beating the shit out of a fire hydrant with tools from the back of the aforementioned car. we told his mom that soem drunk was aiming for us and we swerved and hit the fire hydrant. it worked too. (3 in the AM!)

phoenix · 02.14.2008, 04:22 PM

This is just making me realise how well behaved I've been lately. I've impressed myself.

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 04:23 PM

one time I jumped some train tracks in a fiat I used to have and smashed my oil pan and threw a rod. Sucked, it did.

Rob Instigator · 02.14.2008, 04:24 PM

One Time I was a member of the student program board at U of H and I helped set up a concert where Gibby "butthole surfers" Haynes was going to be the MC. I idolized him so much that when he was on stage smoking a cigarrette, and then proceeded to toss the cig down, I picked it up, took a drag, put it out, and saved it. I still have it in a zip-loc baggie. I got one fierce cold right after though. suffering for my punk rockin'

Rob Instigator · 02.14.2008, 04:25 PM

girlgun you so fine and crazy.

ChocolateJesus · 02.14.2008, 04:25 PM

one time I kidnapped some guy.

Rob Instigator · 02.14.2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus

I kidnapped a guy once.

please start all posts with "One time..."

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.14.2008, 04:28 PM

Since Girlgun has broke the ice I hope noone objects.

One time when I was 17ish I was sitting down in my boxers and a cat jumped on me and I had a small pierce wound on my scrotum.

One time when I was 17ish I thought I had testicular cancer. Staff infection.

One time I had my eye biopsied.

One time a few years ago a girl was giving me a bj and her grandfather came over to pick her up and take her home and he walked in the house. Close call.

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 04:28 PM

one time (think ive said it before) I went to a birthday party with new shoes. Someone wanted to take my picture so I threw my legs up in my friend's lap so that my shoes would be in the pic too. Well a week later I get a bulk email cc'd to a shitton of people with the pic. You can see up my skirt and I'm not wearing panties.

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus

one time I kidnapped some guy.

eek.

Back at ya, rob.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.14.2008, 04:31 PM

One time I went to an abandoned insane asylum and these hicks that were also trespassing (this was a pretty popular place to trespass) kept trying to scare my group.

Another time I went into an abandoned house and there was a staircase that went nowhere. Just straight into a wall. (well to be fair, it was walled off, but still pretty weird, because it didn't seem to connnect anywhere in any other part of the house)

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.14.2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

one time (think ive said it before) I went to a birthday party with new shoes. Someone wanted to take my picture so I threw my legs up in my friend's lap so that my shoes would be in the pic too. Well a week later I get a bulk email cc'd to a shitton of people with the pic. You can see up my skirt and I'm not wearing panties.

Hahaha

02.14.2008, 04:03 PM	#1
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	One time I took some rohypnol and drank a bunch of rum. I then fell down a flight of old rickety stairs and didn't get hurt! One time I was sucking some dick (pre-floatingslowly) and hurt my jaw. I actually had to go to the doctor for a blowjob injury! Please tell me your anecdotal "one times"...
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02.14.2008, 04:12 PM	#3
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	one time I was tagging aklong with this girl who I was deeply infatuated by and she took me to her coke dealer friend's apartment and they were partying and one of them gav e me a rehypnol and told me to take it and I did and she got so PISSEd that they did so and then we went to the club and I drank one drink and sat in the patio for a full 4 hours, listenintg to a fat ass goth guy squaling how his name was Bela and that his mom had actually really truly named him that at birth. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.14.2008, 04:13 PM	#4
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	Someone else! But heres another one.. One time I got caught on top of an abandoned power plant with 2 guys, 2 shotguns and a switchblade by a police helicopter. When we got to the bottom there were 20 cop cars waiting for us. We didn't get taken in! Haha!
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02.14.2008, 04:16 PM	#7
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	One time I thought my stomach I could handle a bottle of champagne along with a half a bag of twiggy and a glass of red wine and four cigs one after the other. It couldn't. One time I changed my tampon in a park in the middle of the day because I was so drunk. This one is still the worst and always will be, I hope. I've had my jaw start clicking but there was no way I was going to the doctor. I just was making out too much all day. __________________ tiny and lost.
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✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	One time, I was almost caught giving a bj in my apartment complex. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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02.14.2008, 04:22 PM	#10
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	This is just making me realise how well behaved I've been lately. I've impressed myself. __________________ tiny and lost.
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02.14.2008, 04:23 PM	#11
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	one time I jumped some train tracks in a fiat I used to have and smashed my oil pan and threw a rod. Sucked, it did.
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02.14.2008, 04:24 PM	#12
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	One Time I was a member of the student program board at U of H and I helped set up a concert where Gibby "butthole surfers" Haynes was going to be the MC. I idolized him so much that when he was on stage smoking a cigarrette, and then proceeded to toss the cig down, I picked it up, took a drag, put it out, and saved it. I still have it in a zip-loc baggie. I got one fierce cold right after though. suffering for my punk rockin' __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.14.2008, 04:25 PM	#13
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	girlgun you so fine and crazy. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.14.2008, 04:25 PM	#14
ChocolateJesus bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Your mom's basement. Posts: 217	one time I kidnapped some guy.
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02.14.2008, 04:28 PM	#16
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Since Girlgun has broke the ice I hope noone objects. One time when I was 17ish I was sitting down in my boxers and a cat jumped on me and I had a small pierce wound on my scrotum. One time when I was 17ish I thought I had testicular cancer. Staff infection. One time I had my eye biopsied. One time a few years ago a girl was giving me a bj and her grandfather came over to pick her up and take her home and he walked in the house. Close call.
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02.14.2008, 04:31 PM	#19
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	One time I went to an abandoned insane asylum and these hicks that were also trespassing (this was a pretty popular place to trespass) kept trying to scare my group. Another time I went into an abandoned house and there was a staircase that went nowhere. Just straight into a wall. (well to be fair, it was walled off, but still pretty weird, because it didn't seem to connnect anywhere in any other part of the house)
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