Would Dan Rather?! (Questions)

m1rr0r dash · 02.21.2008, 10:56 AM

what would dan rather do?

if you were dan rather would you rather?

1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung?

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency?

3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS?

4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion?

5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast?

6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race?

7. Change yr career or yr legacy?

8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story?

9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie."

10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?"

pbradley · 02.21.2008, 11:05 AM

11. Do the report with the coat or without? Collar up or down?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rA0_WdpNUU

Danny Himself · 02.21.2008, 11:06 AM

Don't look at me.

floatingslowly · 02.21.2008, 11:07 AM

1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung? 3-WAY.

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency? Dan doesn't get beaten; he does the beating.

3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS? seriously? donate. all the way.

4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion? in a perfect world, the soviets and amerikkkans would invade at the same time.

5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast? audio. that way THE PEOPLE can still see my pretty face.

6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race? I've done both. neither is as exciting as fucking Connie Chung.

7. Change yr career or yr legacy? my career IS my legacy.

8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story? I have no idea what yr talking about.

9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie." this is a joke about the french, isn't it?

10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?" freestyle rap.

Rob Instigator · 02.21.2008, 11:08 AM

I used to want to fuck connie chung back in the 80's

█████████ · 02.21.2008, 11:10 AM

who's dan?

pbradley · 02.21.2008, 11:11 AM

#2 - I choose chased and beaten because it gave us an awesome R.E.M. tune.

█████████ · 02.21.2008, 11:13 AM

i just googled dan and this showed up:

floatingslowly · 02.21.2008, 11:14 AM

what an exciting story!

pbradley · 02.21.2008, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████

i just googled dan and this showed up:

This was far too early in the morning for me.

tesla69 · 02.21.2008, 11:15 AM

He's too busy drinking single malts with Walter Conkrite at the Press Club.

m1rr0r dash · 02.21.2008, 01:27 PM

!@#$%! · 02.21.2008, 02:26 PM

if you were dan rather would you rather?

1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung?

chinese pussy ftw. geta was interesting when she was uglier and on pbs. now: foul bitch.

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency?

what would be my chances to kick the other guy's ass?

3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS?

who knows!

4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion?

both?

5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast?

video

6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race?

how about broadcasting in drag?

7. Change yr career or yr legacy?

who cares about either--i'm a non-entitiy

8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story?

9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie."

um...

10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?"

NFC

...

i flunked, didn't i?

m1rr0r dash · 02.22.2008, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency? Dan doesn't get beaten; he does the beating.

that's not what the tape shows....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrlYRWD_tnA

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency?

what would be my chances to kick the other guy's ass?

Yr chances were slim to none in 1968, and at the age yr at now, Slim done packed up and left town.

maybe if yr packin heat....

ZEROpumpkins · 02.22.2008, 03:02 AM

Which Dan, ALIEN ANAL or Danny himself?

✌➬ · 02.22.2008, 03:04 AM

Dan Rather is or was a respected television news journalist, here in America.

ZEROpumpkins · 02.22.2008, 03:05 AM

Oh haaha I get it now

02.21.2008, 10:56 AM	#1
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	what would dan rather do? if you were dan rather would you rather? 1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung? 2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency? 3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS? 4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion? 5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast? 6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race? 7. Change yr career or yr legacy? 8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story? 9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie." 10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?" __________________
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02.21.2008, 11:06 AM	#3
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02.21.2008, 11:07 AM	#4
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung? 3-WAY. 2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency? Dan doesn't get beaten; he does the beating. 3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS? seriously? donate. all the way. 4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion? in a perfect world, the soviets and amerikkkans would invade at the same time. 5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast? audio. that way THE PEOPLE can still see my pretty face. 6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race? I've done both. neither is as exciting as fucking Connie Chung. 7. Change yr career or yr legacy? my career IS my legacy. 8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story? I have no idea what yr talking about. 9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie." *this is a joke about the french, isn't it?* 10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?" freestyle rap.
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02.21.2008, 11:10 AM	#6
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	who's dan?
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02.21.2008, 11:05 AM	#2
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	11. Do the report with the coat or without? Collar up or down? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rA0_WdpNUU
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02.21.2008, 11:11 AM	#7
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	#2 - I choose chased and beaten because it gave us an awesome R.E.M. tune.
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02.21.2008, 11:13 AM	#8
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	i just googled dan and this showed up:
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02.21.2008, 11:14 AM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	what an exciting story!
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02.21.2008, 11:15 AM	#11
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	He's too busy drinking single malts with Walter Conkrite at the Press Club.
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02.21.2008, 01:27 PM	#12
m1rr0r dash invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: atari Posts: 2,228	__________________
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02.21.2008, 02:26 PM	#13
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,582	if you were dan rather would you rather? 1. Have sex with greta van susteren or connie chung? chinese pussy ftw. geta was interesting when she was uglier and on pbs. now: foul bitch. 2. Get slugged in the stomach at the 1968 Democratic National Convention or get chased and beaten by a guy demanding to know the frequency? what would be my chances to kick the other guy's ass? 3. Donate $2 million to yr alma mater or get $70 million in a settlement from CBS? who knows! 4. Cover Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion or the American invasion? both? 5. Have the audio or video go out on a broadcast? video 6. Go on a HALO jump or drag race? how about broadcasting in drag? 7. Change yr career or yr legacy? who cares about either--i'm a non-entitiy 8. Shoot heroin for a story or drop acid for a story? 9. "If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun." or "Ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie." um... 10. "Courage" or "And that's part of our world?" NFC ... i flunked, didn't i?
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Which Dan, ALIEN ANAL or Danny himself? __________________
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02.22.2008, 03:04 AM	#16
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Dan Rather is or was a respected television news journalist, here in America. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Oh haaha I get it now __________________
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