gay fingers?!

Toilet & Bowels · 08.13.2008, 03:45 PM

Apparently if you're a gay man your index finger is longer than your ring finger, and if you are a straight man your ring finger is longer than your index.
I'm straight and on my left hand the ring finger is longer, on my right the index is longer.

Is this theory bullshit? Do the gay dudes on here have finger lengths than correspond with their amourous interests? Are their any straight guys whose fingers are trying to tell them something?

!@#$%! · 08.13.2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

Apparently if you're a gay man your index finger is longer than your ring finger, and if you are a straight man your ring finger is longer than your index.
I'm straight and on my left hand the ring finger is longer, on my right the index is longer.

Is this theory bullshit? Do the gay dudes on here have finger lengths than correspond with their amourous interests? Are their any straight guys whose fingers are trying to tell them something?

your left hand models and your right hand drinks beer and belches

i read that same shit the other day and i thought it was science fiction. but it appears to be serious.

i also read that gay men have in average bigger cocks-- so self-proclaimed heteros who boast of a huge cock might be trying to cover something up.

on a vaguely related note, one of kundera's novels had a chapter dedicated to men with a longer index finger. it was fucking funny and more having to do with politix but i don't recall so well.

terriblecanyons · 08.13.2008, 03:46 PM

Are you paranoid?

Rob Instigator · 08.13.2008, 03:47 PM

this was actually done scientifically and seems to point to a better than 80% propensity

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 03:48 PM

On right hand, index and ring fingers are roughly the same.

On left hand, ring finger longer than index finger.

Hmmm....

Maybe I'm a gay-bi-hereto-gay person....

floatingslowly · 08.13.2008, 03:48 PM

both of my index fingers are nubs.

what does that mean???

08.13.2008, 03:48 PM

when I look at my hands its the other way round

Rob Instigator · 08.13.2008, 03:49 PM

hope none of you havea pinkie longer than yr peen!

terriblecanyons · 08.13.2008, 03:50 PM

What if you don't have a peen?

floatingslowly · 08.13.2008, 03:50 PM

I don't really care for this kind of science, but honestly I think that Gay Finger would make an awesome Bond villian.

!@#$%! · 08.13.2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

What if you don't have a peen?

everyone has one

it just comes in different sizes

and i hope yours is shorter than your pinkie!

anngella on the other hand loves megaclits.

acousticrock87 · 08.13.2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I don't really care for this kind of science, but honestly I think that Gay Finger would make an awesome Bond villian.

Hahaha. Yes.

And my ringfingers are longer.

terriblecanyons · 08.13.2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

everyone has one

it just comes in different sizes

If that's the case, then everyone has a vagina too.

08.13.2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

What if you don't have a peen?

then you are a lucky one ?!????

Cantankerous · 08.13.2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

your right hand drinks beer and belches

that's not all it does...

!@#$%! · 08.13.2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

If that's the case, then everyone has a vagina too.

in a way, yeah.

i dont mean to get clinical here but the eye of the cyclops is a tiny pussy

and the nutsac is the hugest labia you ever saw

freaky, yet fucking cool

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 03:54 PM

Cantanky - Ah, wanks for the memories.....

!@#$%! · 08.13.2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

that's not all it does...

i don't wanna know.

SYRFox · 08.13.2008, 03:54 PM

I have no hands. How am I supposed to know

!@#$%! · 08.13.2008, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SYRFox

I have no hands. How am I supposed to know

maybe there's a toe thing going on as well

but it's easier to find out if you get aroused or not at the sight of cock

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