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Sonic Youth 37 · 03.20.2009, 08:39 PM

Hmm...literal thread title. I'll allow it.

phoenix · 03.20.2009, 08:40 PM

vulva · 03.20.2009, 08:41 PM

I've been averaging Number 2s and 1s for a long time now.

Sonic Youth 37 · 03.20.2009, 08:43 PM

For the love of God, noisereductions, don't add a poll. Please please please don't add a poll.

pbradley · 03.20.2009, 08:44 PM

Add a poll.

A cookie dough poll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVYq1ALgyo

demonrail666 · 03.20.2009, 08:46 PM

Are these stools specific to the Bristol area?

Toilet & Bowels · 03.20.2009, 08:46 PM

normally i do type 3s, sometimes a 4, and the occasional 6 (often on a monday), but just now i laid a bowl full of type 5s. i've got a bit of a tummy ache and might have to dash back.

pbradley · 03.20.2009, 08:51 PM

4 and 3 most often but 7 after Mexican food

demonrail666 · 03.20.2009, 08:53 PM

The number two probably brings the most joy when finally passed, although explaining the teeth marks on the toilet door knob afterwards can prove a wee bit embarrassing.

Toilet & Bowels · 03.20.2009, 08:58 PM

i've been ill this week and didn't take a crap on either tuesday or wednesday, so yesterday i laid out what must have been 3 feet of smooth brown cable, and i'm talking like those 2 inch thick industrial cables. it slid right out, clean as a whistle.

vulva · 03.20.2009, 11:11 PM

I just dropped, what I'd rank, some serious level 1.5s and I cannot sit the same now =\

atsonicpark · 03.21.2009, 01:37 AM

isn't bristol one of that chick who was going to be vice president's daughter?

greedrex · 03.21.2009, 03:45 AM

this thread is the shit.

pbradley · 03.21.2009, 04:06 AM

A library of poop.

ZEROpumpkins · 03.21.2009, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Are these stools specific to the Bristol area?

Wouldn't surprise me

Glice · 03.22.2009, 06:57 AM

It's from an academic study that took place at the University of Bristol in '97. Here, for the scatologically inclined*. So, London, you can keep your piddling dome, synagogues and whelks, we made a stool chart.

*Officially the first time I've used that word in a non-euphemistic sense.

demonrail666 · 03.22.2009, 07:06 AM

All cities find their true worth I suppose.

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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	For the love of God, noisereductions, don't add a poll. Please please please don't add a poll. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,298	normally i do type 3s, sometimes a 4, and the occasional 6 (often on a monday), but just now i laid a bowl full of type 5s. i've got a bit of a tummy ache and might have to dash back.
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	4 and 3 most often but 7 after Mexican food
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