03.25.2009, 07:52 PM | #1 |
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so my last job was at this onstar type place (guide point systems), and there was a very (very, very, very) attractive older lady who got hired on. she looks like what most people would call a cougar, but she doesn't really act like it at all. so i quit there to become an electrician last sept, but about a month ago i got invited to a born day party for one of my old co-workers. so pam (the older lady i'm dating) ended up being there. there was about 20 of us drinking at a bar, then we all went to a strip club. i was drunk, pam was drunk, and one of teh other ladies insisted i drive pam home. now i always had a crush on pam (and i found out later that she, in turn, had a crush on me), so of course i said yes. i thought to myself "oh i'll just drive her home and that'll be all". so about 2 minutes into me driving her home she tells me to pull over. then we proceded to make out and then have sex (awesome sex i might add). ever since then we've been haning out and having more amazing, mind blowing best sex of my life sex. and then i remembered how old she was. so this is how it is: she graduated high school when i was 3 years old (i'm 28). 15 year difference! now she doesn't really look 43 (a little in teh face), she works out twice a day and eats all healthy and what not. i just thought it'd be my one time w/ a cougar, but it turns out, i really like her. she's awesome. funny, witty, gorgeous, nice fashionable dresser and of course... amazing in the sack. we make jokes to each other about our age and stuff, and she doesn't get offended what so ever. SHE'S AMAZING. also, she has 3 kids. a daughter that's 15, a son that's 19 and a daughter that's 23. her 23 year old daughter also has a kid. SO I'M DATING A GRANDMOTHER! all my guy friends think it's fucking cool, my female friends think it's ewwwww (as they say). she looks better than most women my age, but when i told my mom about her, she got all offended and disgusted (my mother is also a redneck, racist from the west texas sticks). so my question is: is it gross and "ewwwww", or is it awesome? discuss.
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03.25.2009, 07:59 PM | #2 |
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03.25.2009, 08:00 PM | #3 |
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^^^This is the best post of 2009 so far (o'connor's, not terriblecaynon's). I have a weird feeling it'll be the best thread of 2009.
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03.25.2009, 08:01 PM | #4 |
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If you've got a good thing going, keep it that way. Nice job.
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03.25.2009, 08:03 PM | #5 |
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(this picture has nothing to do with this thread, it just came up when I typed in "Danzig" to google and I didn't feel like posting it on the comething irrelevant thread) |
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03.25.2009, 08:16 PM | #6 |
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i think it's pretty cool.
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03.25.2009, 08:30 PM | #7 |
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date whoever you want.
in the end no one else has to wake up next to them but you. that is all that counts, really.
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03.25.2009, 08:31 PM | #8 |
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03.25.2009, 08:32 PM | #9 |
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03.25.2009, 08:50 PM | #10 |
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best sex ever in a car..... take her somewhere for the weekend, find out if she's the woman of your life.
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03.25.2009, 08:59 PM | #11 |
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MILFs are in this season.
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03.25.2009, 09:00 PM | #12 |
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03.25.2009, 09:23 PM | #13 |
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post a pic of her so we can judge her.
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03.25.2009, 10:10 PM | #14 |
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Sounds cool. My wife is only 8 years older than I am. Way to go! *thumbsup*
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03.26.2009, 12:43 AM | #15 |
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Sounds great but it is a weird situation. Do you suspect she will want something serious? Do want it?
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03.26.2009, 01:08 AM | #16 |
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perv
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03.26.2009, 01:11 AM | #17 |
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Age is nothing but a #...
I am dating someone who is ten years older than me.
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03.26.2009, 01:15 AM | #18 |
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I'm going the other route. My girl's hoping to get her first period in a few more months!
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03.26.2009, 05:43 AM | #19 |
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As long as she makes you cum.
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03.26.2009, 07:17 AM | #20 |
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Good on ya. 'cept for the drink-driving.
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