Not to be mean, but........

artsygrrl · 07.07.2009, 09:11 PM

Do you have a good Michael Jackson joke?

Q: What were Michael Jackson's last words?

A: Take me to the Children's Hospital.

terriblecanyons · 07.07.2009, 09:17 PM

I heard Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest. I guess his heart just couldn't beat it.

terriblecanyons · 07.07.2009, 09:17 PM

I heard Michael's dying wish was to be an organ donor to a little kid, so he'd be inside a child forever.

Sonic Youth 37 · 07.07.2009, 09:18 PM

How did Michael Jackson die?

old food-related asphixyiation, he choked on a 9-year old weiner

07.07.2009, 09:18 PM

will michael come to heaven or hell?

its not heaven, but he will recognize it as a nicer place

terriblecanyons · 07.07.2009, 09:19 PM

Michael Jackson has so much plastic in his face he wanted to be creamated into a lego so kids could play with him for a change.

deflinus · 07.07.2009, 09:24 PM

how do you know it's bedtime in michael jackson's home?

when the big hand touches the little hand

terriblecanyons · 07.07.2009, 09:25 PM

How many MJs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, he's dead.

terriblecanyons · 07.07.2009, 09:27 PM

What's the difference between MJ and garbage? Garbage is eventually buried.

terriblecanyons · 07.07.2009, 09:27 PM

MJ didn't die of cardiac arrest, he died from food poisoning. He ate 12 year old nuts.

terriblecanyons · 07.07.2009, 09:28 PM

Okay, I'm done for now.

07.07.2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

MJ didn't die of cardiac arrest, he died from food poisoning. He ate 12 year old nuts.

yeah. thats a good one

Sonic Youth 37 · 07.07.2009, 09:30 PM

LOL WUT

Satan · 07.07.2009, 10:25 PM

what do wal mart and michael jackson have in common?

they both have little boys pants half off

(for the record i think he was 100% innocent of the allegations against him but it's fun to laugh)

joe11121 · 07.07.2009, 10:29 PM

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God said he would grant her one wish.

She told God "I hope that all the children in the world will be safe"

A few hours later Michael Jackson died.

Shifty Prophet · 07.07.2009, 10:30 PM

Whats the difference between michael jackson and shopping bags?

Nothing. They're both white, plastic and dangerous to small children.

floatingslowly · 07.07.2009, 10:31 PM

you guys are mean!

artsygrrl · 07.07.2009, 10:48 PM

Yes, yes we are. All wicked, wicked, people.

...Um.... joe11121.....see first post by artsygrrl.

demonrail666 · 07.08.2009, 12:35 AM

not everyone will get this but ...

Why was MJ a West Ham fan?

Because he was forever blowing bubbles.

terriblecanyons · 07.08.2009, 12:37 AM

Hahahaha.

07.07.2009, 09:11 PM	#1
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Do you have a good Michael Jackson joke? Q: What were Michael Jackson's last words? A: Take me to the Children's Hospital.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I heard Michael Jackson went into cardiac arrest. I guess his heart just couldn't beat it.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I heard Michael's dying wish was to be an organ donor to a little kid, so he'd be inside a child forever.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	How did Michael Jackson die? old food-related asphixyiation, he choked on a 9-year old weiner __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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07.07.2009, 09:18 PM	#5
al shabbray Posts: n/a	will michael come to heaven or hell? its not heaven, but he will recognize it as a nicer place
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07.07.2009, 09:19 PM	#6
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Michael Jackson has so much plastic in his face he wanted to be creamated into a lego so kids could play with him for a change.
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deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	how do you know it's bedtime in michael jackson's home? when the big hand touches the little hand
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	How many MJs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, he's dead.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	What's the difference between MJ and garbage? Garbage is eventually buried.
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Okay, I'm done for now.
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07.07.2009, 09:30 PM	#13
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	LOL WUT __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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07.07.2009, 10:25 PM	#14
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	what do wal mart and michael jackson have in common? they both have little boys pants half off (for the record i think he was 100% innocent of the allegations against him but it's fun to laugh) __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God said he would grant her one wish. She told God "I hope that all the children in the world will be safe" A few hours later Michael Jackson died.
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Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	Whats the difference between michael jackson and shopping bags? Nothing. They're both white, plastic and dangerous to small children.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you guys are mean!
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artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Yes, yes we are. All wicked, wicked, people. ...Um.... joe11121.....see first post by artsygrrl.
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07.08.2009, 12:35 AM	#19
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	not everyone will get this but ... Why was MJ a West Ham fan? Because he was forever blowing bubbles.
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07.08.2009, 12:37 AM	#20
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Hahahaha.
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