how would you kill yourself, if you decided to kill yourself?

atsonicpark · 08.04.2009, 12:19 AM

Just curious. No need to pm me here!! I have a fascination with death. I'm not going to do anything stupid...

But, yeah. What would be the best way to kill yourself? I think the whole "parking-your-running-car-in-the-garage" carbon monoxide poisoning method might work for me.

Satan · 08.04.2009, 12:20 AM

massive overdose behind a locked door

atsonicpark · 08.04.2009, 12:21 AM

On what?

Zombie Robot · 08.04.2009, 12:25 AM

not pills! its a slow agonizing death.

Zombie Robot · 08.04.2009, 12:25 AM

i dont feel right responding to this thread. way to make me feel wierd atsonic. lets bump ur finger in the butt thread instead. i can talk about that all day.

Satan · 08.04.2009, 12:25 AM

heroin and alcohol

artsygrrl · 08.04.2009, 12:25 AM

I would obtain whatever drug(s) necessary to just put me to sleep forever. I hate messy suicides. Also, I would NOT want to void in the middle of it all.

pbradley · 08.04.2009, 12:25 AM

I could never decide.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 08.04.2009, 12:36 AM

I would take a hot bath, smoke a bowl, relax, and appreciate all that I am about to give up. Once I am done reflecting on my life and paying respects to what I love, I will slowly sink my head into the tub, until my lips are just below the surface point. Then I'd inhale.

pbradley · 08.04.2009, 12:39 AM

I'd probably buy a handgun and shoot myself in the head.

Nothing too high of caliber so my brains wouldn't get all over the place.

GeneticKiss · 08.04.2009, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl

I would obtain whatever drug(s) necessary to just put me to sleep forever. I hate messy suicides. Also, I would NOT want to void in the middle of it all.

There is no such thing as a "clean" suicide. Unless your body is competely vaporized (i.e. nuclear bombing), you'll at least shit yourself when your sphincter lets go.

Satan · 08.04.2009, 12:45 AM

solution: shit beforehand

artsygrrl · 08.04.2009, 12:51 AM

Yeah! So right! FYI ...that's also what to do before giving birth.

artsygrrl · 08.04.2009, 12:53 AM

...oh, and now I remember someone who had a heart attack at the Opera and she shat her pants.

LifeDistortion · 08.04.2009, 01:23 AM

A slow painful death...called aging.

automatic bzooty · 08.04.2009, 02:03 AM

i haven't quite figured it out yet, but something involving inducing a sugar coma.

FreshChops · 08.04.2009, 02:37 AM

I'd take out all my enemies Rambo Style, rob from the greedy, give to the poor, buy some crazy expensive stuff, a few other things I dare not speak of and then go out extreme.... maybe a skydive w/o the chute. In short, try to absorb as much life beforehand.

atsonicpark · 08.04.2009, 03:00 AM

I gurantee that when I die, I won't shit... but I will cum.

_slavo_ · 08.04.2009, 03:11 AM

oh come on now, adam, don't be silly.

davenotdead · 08.04.2009, 03:22 AM

jump out of a plane

08.04.2009, 12:19 AM	#1
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Just curious. No need to pm me here!! I have a fascination with death. I'm not going to do anything stupid... But, yeah. What would be the best way to kill yourself? I think the whole "parking-your-running-car-in-the-garage" carbon monoxide poisoning method might work for me. __________________
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08.04.2009, 12:20 AM	#2
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	massive overdose behind a locked door __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.04.2009, 12:21 AM	#3
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	On what? __________________
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08.04.2009, 12:25 AM	#4
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	not pills! its a slow agonizing death. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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08.04.2009, 12:25 AM	#5
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	i dont feel right responding to this thread. way to make me feel wierd atsonic. lets bump ur finger in the butt thread instead. i can talk about that all day. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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08.04.2009, 12:25 AM	#6
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	heroin and alcohol __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.04.2009, 12:25 AM	#7
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	I would obtain whatever drug(s) necessary to just put me to sleep forever. I hate messy suicides. Also, I would NOT want to void in the middle of it all.
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08.04.2009, 12:25 AM	#8
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I could never decide.
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08.04.2009, 12:36 AM	#9
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	I would take a hot bath, smoke a bowl, relax, and appreciate all that I am about to give up. Once I am done reflecting on my life and paying respects to what I love, I will slowly sink my head into the tub, until my lips are just below the surface point. Then I'd inhale.
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08.04.2009, 12:39 AM	#10
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I'd probably buy a handgun and shoot myself in the head. Nothing too high of caliber so my brains wouldn't get all over the place.
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08.04.2009, 12:45 AM	#12
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	solution: shit beforehand __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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08.04.2009, 12:51 AM	#13
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Yeah! So right! FYI ...that's also what to do before giving birth.
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08.04.2009, 12:53 AM	#14
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	...oh, and now I remember someone who had a heart attack at the Opera and she shat her pants.
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08.04.2009, 01:23 AM	#15
LifeDistortion expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CA Posts: 2,457	A slow painful death...called aging.
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08.04.2009, 02:03 AM	#16
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	i haven't quite figured it out yet, but something involving inducing a sugar coma.
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08.04.2009, 02:37 AM	#17
FreshChops 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 738	I'd take out all my enemies Rambo Style, rob from the greedy, give to the poor, buy some crazy expensive stuff, a few other things I dare not speak of and then go out extreme.... maybe a skydive w/o the chute. In short, try to absorb as much life beforehand.
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08.04.2009, 03:00 AM	#18
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I gurantee that when I die, I won't shit... but I will cum. __________________
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08.04.2009, 03:11 AM	#19
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,908	oh come on now, adam, don't be silly. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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08.04.2009, 03:22 AM	#20
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	jump out of a plane __________________
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