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Old 06.04.2006, 01:08 AM   #1
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I'd rather break my arm then get another papercut. Seriously.
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Old 06.04.2006, 02:35 AM   #2
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dude, have you ever broken a bone? it sucks. i've broken my right arm three times.
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Old 06.04.2006, 02:37 AM   #3
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i broke my right arm when i was a little kid. paper cuts suuuck.

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Old 06.04.2006, 02:39 AM   #4
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really? i bawled my little eyes out every time.
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Old 06.04.2006, 04:53 AM   #5
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paper cuts are nothing compared to when you cut your fingers with guitar strings
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Old 06.04.2006, 09:45 AM   #6
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Yeah that does hurt, i allways do it ^^ At a recent party, i was playin acousic with no pleck. I played loads of singalongs like Wonderwall, an a few green day songs an i was so fucking pissed, an loads of people were crouded into a tiny little room singing along.....and after my "set" i looked at my finger which was pouring with blood, but i couldnt feel a thing.....i can now say "ive played guitar till my fingers bleed" -
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Old 06.04.2006, 09:49 AM   #7
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broke a finger when someone kicked it. you know that pain, the kind when you reach for something and bang the end of your finger like it was a nail?times that by 100.
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Old 06.04.2006, 05:23 PM   #8
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At least you don't have prostatitis. It'll heal
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Old 06.04.2006, 05:41 PM   #9
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Haven't been blessed enough to have a paper cut in some time. They can be a pain though.
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Old 06.05.2006, 01:07 AM   #10
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They make me wince just talking about it. I hate them. They might hurt only for a short time, but that pain is pretty terrible.
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Old 06.05.2006, 01:10 AM   #11
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Papercuts are like shots. They don't hurt, they're just nails on a chalkboard. I know what you're saying LifeDistortion - the thought makes me cringe. But when you really think about it, they don't hurt much at all.
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Old 06.05.2006, 02:33 AM   #12
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Old 06.05.2006, 04:58 AM   #13
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broke a finger when someone kicked it. you know that pain, the kind when you reach for something and bang the end of your finger like it was a nail?times that by 100.

aah dude someone kicked my finger and broke it, but i didnt notice it so now its bent and it looks really weird
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Old 06.05.2006, 05:38 AM   #14
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friend had his nose broken by a random headbutt attack and had to have it reset which was worse then the actual headbutt itself. you know that bit in total recall when he has to stick that thing up his nose, the device for doing it looked like that and there was a crunch. eewwww
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Old 08.31.2009, 04:47 PM   #15
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Old 08.31.2009, 06:13 PM   #16
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I'd rather break my arm then get another papercut. Seriously.

try a fucking organ transplant pussy!!!
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Old 08.31.2009, 06:17 PM   #18
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you had a pussy transplanted? pics!
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Old 08.31.2009, 06:25 PM   #19
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Old 08.31.2009, 06:30 PM   #20
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