Chuck Norris vs Sandwiches

schizophrenicroom · 07.26.2006, 06:14 PM

BATTLE!

luxinterior · 07.26.2006, 06:16 PM

This is one fight Chuck Norris can't win.

sonic sphere · 07.26.2006, 06:16 PM

chuck norris of course! anyone who has seen missing in action 3 will concur this.

Savage Clone · 07.26.2006, 06:20 PM

As in "Hero Sandwich?"

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.26.2006, 06:31 PM

sandwiches!

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 06:36 PM

Schizo, because I don't want to have sex with Chuck Norris, and I only want to have sex with a few sandwiches...

golden child · 07.26.2006, 06:38 PM

sandwiches, no question.

HaydenAsche · 07.26.2006, 06:38 PM

What kind of sandwhiches? Is it vegan bread? These questions NEED to be answered!

krastian · 07.26.2006, 06:40 PM

Samiches.

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by krastian

Samiches.

God, the girl at BW3's yesterday said that, but not in a cute way, she just said "here are your wings" and then to my friend "and your chicken samich. anything else?"
Bad grammer pisses me off sometimes. It's like, just say it right people. Just say it right.

HaydenAsche · 07.26.2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

Bad grammer

Fuck

krastian · 07.26.2006, 06:44 PM

Was mine in a cute enough way?

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Fuck

goddamn fragment sentence!

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krastian

Was mine in a cute enough way?

isn't everything you say?

HaydenAsche · 07.26.2006, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

goddamn fragment sentence!

Irony? Stupidity? I can't tell the difference anymore.

krastian · 07.26.2006, 06:46 PM

Hmmmm.....I hope not

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Irony? Stupidity? I can't tell the difference anymore.

me neither, and yet I will probably never stop...

nomadicfollower · 07.26.2006, 06:49 PM

Let's plow some fields of anal gold.

afterthefact · 07.26.2006, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

Let's plow some fields of anal gold.

Sorry, but I already promised Porkie my field of anal gold if I ever turn gay.

HaydenAsche · 07.26.2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

Sorry, but I already promised Porkie my field of anal gold if I ever turn gay.

If you ever ADMIT to being gay.

View Poll Results: Chuck or Sandwiches?
CHUCK NORRIS	5	20.83%
SANDWICHES	10	41.67%
Schizo	10	41.67%
Plowing fields of anal gold.	2	8.33%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

07.26.2006, 06:14 PM	#1
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	BATTLE! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.26.2006, 06:16 PM	#2
luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	This is one fight Chuck Norris can't win. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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07.26.2006, 06:16 PM	#3
sonic sphere invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,446	chuck norris of course! anyone who has seen missing in action 3 will concur this. __________________ "trolling asshat" - All Hail WATT "wanker" - All Hail WATT
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07.26.2006, 06:20 PM	#4
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	As in "Hero Sandwich?"
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07.26.2006, 06:31 PM	#5
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	sandwiches! __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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07.26.2006, 06:36 PM	#6
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Schizo, because I don't want to have sex with Chuck Norris, and I only want to have sex with a few sandwiches... __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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07.26.2006, 06:38 PM	#7
golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	sandwiches, no question. __________________ blind
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07.26.2006, 06:38 PM	#8
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	What kind of sandwhiches? Is it vegan bread? These questions NEED to be answered! __________________ rip
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07.26.2006, 06:40 PM	#9
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Samiches. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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07.26.2006, 06:44 PM	#12
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Was mine in a cute enough way? __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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07.26.2006, 06:46 PM	#16
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Hmmmm.....I hope not __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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07.26.2006, 06:49 PM	#18
nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	Let's plow some fields of anal gold.
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