08.13.2006, 10:03 PM | #1 |
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I'm falling behind schedule! I was supposed to have half of my homework finished by today. There is still time, but I can't get myself to work. I keep doing something else, like post this.
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08.13.2006, 10:10 PM | #2 |
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If You Don't Finish You Are Going To Yr Room With No Desert And Yr Going To Bed Immediately After Dinner! Like I Said, No Desert!
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08.13.2006, 10:13 PM | #3 |
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your are going to end up homeless and living under a bridge!!
...come to think of it, it doesn't sound that bad, keep doing what you are doing. |
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08.13.2006, 10:16 PM | #4 |
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What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Did your parents have any children that lived? Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! Get off your gold-brickin' ass! Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo. Get your fat ass up there! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you? You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that? Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself. Andy was a Catholic the ethic ran through his bones He lived alone with his mother collecting gossip and toys Every Sunday when he went to Church he'd kneel in his pew and say It's work all that matters is work Andy said a lot of things what I remember most he'd say I've got to bring home the bacon someone's got to bring home the roast He'd get to the factory early if you'd ask him he'd tell you straight out It's work No matter what I did it never seemed enough he said I was lazy, I said I was young He said, "How many songs did you write?" I'd written zero, I'd lied and said, "Ten." You won't be young forever you should have written fifteen It's work You ought to make things big people like it that way And the songs with the dirty words make sure your record them that way Andy liked to stir up trouble he was funny that way He said, It's just work Andy sat down to talk one day he said decide what you want Do you want to expand your parameters or play museums like some dilettante I fired him on the spot he got red and called me a rat It was the worst word that he could think of and I've never seen him like that It's work I thought he said it's just work Andy said a lot of things I stored them all away in my head Sometimes when I can't decide what I should do I think what would Andy have said He'd probably say you think too much that's 'cause there's work that you don't want to do It's work the most important thing is work It's work the most important thing is work |
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08.13.2006, 10:17 PM | #5 |
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Do you want a spanking?
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08.13.2006, 10:24 PM | #6 |
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My mom won't let me see Full Metal Jacket...
Can you believe that?
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08.13.2006, 10:24 PM | #7 |
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Oh well.
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08.13.2006, 10:27 PM | #8 |
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That's a travesty.
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08.14.2006, 12:12 AM | #10 |
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Watching Full Metal Jacket could seriously depress you enough that you'd want to live under a bridge, homeless...
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