Should i go pee?

Everyneurotic · 08.18.2006, 05:44 PM

i want to go potty, but i need you to tell me what to do, answer the poll!!!

Everyneurotic · 08.18.2006, 05:46 PM

dumb board can't wait to start new threads, even if they are not finished!

HaydenAsche · 08.18.2006, 05:48 PM

Don't do it. It is so un-hip. I heard Lindsay Lohan did it once. Uncool.

DemonBox · 08.18.2006, 05:49 PM

if you make fun of yourself while peeing. So yeah, pee ironically.

Everyneurotic · 08.18.2006, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

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Piss is a much better word then pee. Go piss.

piss is such a grunge word!

what? do i look like a want a double moka venti and that soundgarden are still together?

Hip Priest · 08.18.2006, 05:53 PM

I peed today. To be fair, it was no big deal. I mightn't bother in future.

Overrated.

!@#$%! · 08.18.2006, 05:55 PM

i say peeing is for ladies and art gallery owners. if you must empty your bladder, then PISS instead. yeah! piss like a man! bonus points for shooting down a mosquito.

HaydenAsche · 08.18.2006, 05:55 PM

I wouldn't believe you were being sincere in your irony if you did it. You probably enjoy peeing.

Freak.

!@#$%! · 08.18.2006, 05:57 PM

oh i just realized im "grunge"

but pissing rules-- ask patti smith

Pissing in a River

Pissing in a river, watching it rise
Tattoo fingers shy away from me
Voices voices mesmerize
Voices voices beckoning sea
Come come come come back come back
Come back come back come back

Spoke of a wheel, tip of a spoon
Mouth of a cave, I'm a slave I'm free.
When are you coming ? Hope you come soon
Fingers, fingers encircling thee
Come come come come come come
Come come come come come come for me oh

My bowels are empty, excreting your soul
What more can I give you ? Baby I don't know
What more can I give you to make this thing grow?
Don't turn your back now, I'm talking to you

Should I pursue a path so twisted ?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted ?
Should I go the length of a river
[The royal, the throne, the cry me a river]
Everything I've done, I've done for you
Oh I give my life for you.
Every move I made I move to you,
And I came like a magnet for you now.

What about it, you're gonna leave me,
What about it, you don't need me,
What about it, I can't live without you,
What about it, I never doubted you
What about it ? What about it ?
What about it ? What about it ?

Should I pursue a path so twisted ?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted ?
Should I go the length of a river,
[The royal, the throne, the cry me a river]
What about it, what about it, what about it ?
Oh, I'm pissing in a river.

Washing Machine · 08.18.2006, 06:00 PM

This is truely a legendary thread! This is exactly the vision that the people who created a global infomation network had. In the end it all comes down to the same question. Should I take a piss! Well its a good job we have high speed broadband connections to help us with such decisions.

!@#$%! · 08.18.2006, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washing Machine

This is truely a legendary thread! This is exactly the vision that the people who created a global infomation network had. In the end it all comes down to the same question. Should I take a piss! Well its a good job we have high speed broadband connections to help us with such decisions.

wait until the wireless connection is jacked straight into the brain. then we'll have world-wide referendums on the matter.

Washing Machine · 08.18.2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

wait until the wireless connection is jacked straight into the brain. then we'll have world-wide referendums on the matter.

I really can't wait! There is no bigger issue facing mankind. Many rash decisions have been made when one needs to take a piss. But on the otherhand you don't know what your missing while you are taking a piss (especially if you piss loudly). And we all know once you start you can't stop, The lesson is to chose your time carefully....

Is it just me or does this thead make you wanna go for a piss.?

Hip Priest · 08.18.2006, 06:28 PM

As ever, New Scientist have something to say on the issue:

Colour of pee

* 21 July 2001

Andy Coghlan describes a chart which estimates a person's level of dehydration by evaluating urine colour (16 June, p 10). I have practised this procedure since about 1974, because I had a problem with water retention in tissues that related to migraine. My system compares seven grades of shading from "clear" to "dark".

I've found that colour and volume is a good guide to waterlogging or dehydration, but there are certain things to beware of. Colour can be misleading if you eat foods high in vitamin B. Wheatgerm or yeast extracts, for example, give a strong yellow tinge. Beetroot, which may be concealed in pickles, gives a deep orange to reddish tinge. Asparagus gives a green tinge and strong smell. Experience is the key.

Another factor to take into account is the body's ability to adjust to ambient conditions, retaining a higher water content in hot weather, and shedding some of this when temperatures fall. So caution is required in interpreting colour, volume and smell, and I think trends should be noted over 24-hour periods, rather than relying on spot observations.

Pookie · 08.18.2006, 06:43 PM

My girlfriend always asks about pee colour to make sure I'm drinking enough water.

Ah, the romance is still there.

touch me i'm sick · 08.18.2006, 06:54 PM

this thread made me wanna go pee

DemonBox · 08.18.2006, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

My girlfriend always asks about pee colour to make sure I'm drinking enough water.

Ah, the romance is still there.

aww, how cute.

fishmonkey · 08.18.2006, 07:20 PM

yeah go. i just went. very relaxing

alyasa · 08.18.2006, 07:21 PM

Why the hell not?

!@#$%! · 08.18.2006, 07:29 PM

if this is helping people relieve themselves we should make a thread about farts then. that's usually more of a strategic decision. you know "should i, shouldn't i?" a specially important question on a first date or a closed elevator or a formal dinner with the boss/in-laws/important clients. in a pool (with bubbles visible). etcetera.

HaydenAsche · 08.18.2006, 08:11 PM

My pee is always really dark and reaks of coffee. I'm always dehyrdated. Fuck water.

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08.18.2006, 05:48 PM	#3
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Don't do it. It is so un-hip. I heard Lindsay Lohan did it once. Uncool. __________________ rip
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08.18.2006, 05:49 PM	#4
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	if you make fun of yourself while peeing. So yeah, pee ironically.
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08.18.2006, 05:53 PM	#6
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I peed today. To be fair, it was no big deal. I mightn't bother in future. Overrated. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.18.2006, 05:55 PM	#7
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,567	i say peeing is for ladies and art gallery owners. if you must empty your bladder, then PISS instead. yeah! piss like a man! bonus points for shooting down a mosquito.
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08.18.2006, 05:57 PM	#9
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,567	oh i just realized im "grunge" but pissing rules-- ask patti smith Pissing in a River Pissing in a river, watching it rise Tattoo fingers shy away from me Voices voices mesmerize Voices voices beckoning sea Come come come come back come back Come back come back come back Spoke of a wheel, tip of a spoon Mouth of a cave, I'm a slave I'm free. When are you coming ? Hope you come soon Fingers, fingers encircling thee Come come come come come come Come come come come come come for me oh My bowels are empty, excreting your soul What more can I give you ? Baby I don't know What more can I give you to make this thing grow? Don't turn your back now, I'm talking to you Should I pursue a path so twisted ? Should I crawl defeated and gifted ? Should I go the length of a river [The royal, the throne, the cry me a river] Everything I've done, I've done for you Oh I give my life for you. Every move I made I move to you, And I came like a magnet for you now. What about it, you're gonna leave me, What about it, you don't need me, What about it, I can't live without you, What about it, I never doubted you What about it ? What about it ? What about it ? What about it ? Should I pursue a path so twisted ? Should I crawl defeated and gifted ? Should I go the length of a river, [The royal, the throne, the cry me a river] What about it, what about it, what about it ? Oh, I'm pissing in a river.
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08.18.2006, 06:00 PM	#10
Washing Machine expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cardiff, Spiderland Posts: 1,465	This is truely a legendary thread! This is exactly the vision that the people who created a global infomation network had. In the end it all comes down to the same question. Should I take a piss! Well its a good job we have high speed broadband connections to help us with such decisions. __________________ ....Of Course its some kinda cosmic payback for being too ironic!
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08.18.2006, 06:28 PM	#13
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	As ever, New Scientist have something to say on the issue: Colour of pee * 21 July 2001 Andy Coghlan describes a chart which estimates a person's level of dehydration by evaluating urine colour (16 June, p 10). I have practised this procedure since about 1974, because I had a problem with water retention in tissues that related to migraine. My system compares seven grades of shading from "clear" to "dark". I've found that colour and volume is a good guide to waterlogging or dehydration, but there are certain things to beware of. Colour can be misleading if you eat foods high in vitamin B. Wheatgerm or yeast extracts, for example, give a strong yellow tinge. Beetroot, which may be concealed in pickles, gives a deep orange to reddish tinge. Asparagus gives a green tinge and strong smell. Experience is the key. Another factor to take into account is the body's ability to adjust to ambient conditions, retaining a higher water content in hot weather, and shedding some of this when temperatures fall. So caution is required in interpreting colour, volume and smell, and I think trends should be noted over 24-hour periods, rather than relying on spot observations. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.18.2006, 06:43 PM	#14
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	My girlfriend always asks about pee colour to make sure I'm drinking enough water. Ah, the romance is still there.
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08.18.2006, 06:54 PM	#15
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	this thread made me wanna go pee
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08.18.2006, 07:20 PM	#17
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	yeah go. i just went. very relaxing __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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08.18.2006, 07:21 PM	#18
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Why the hell not? __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.18.2006, 07:29 PM	#19
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,567	if this is helping people relieve themselves we should make a thread about farts then. that's usually more of a strategic decision. you know "should i, shouldn't i?" a specially important question on a first date or a closed elevator or a formal dinner with the boss/in-laws/important clients. in a pool (with bubbles visible). etcetera.
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08.18.2006, 08:11 PM	#20
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	My pee is always really dark and reaks of coffee. I'm always dehyrdated. Fuck water. __________________ rip
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