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View Poll Results: What do you loathe most about air travel? | |||
The completely phony smile the stewardess gives you when she hands you the bag of peanuts. | 0 | 0% | |
The little speech about the high-tech intricacies of the seat belt. | 0 | 0% | |
Those absurd made-up words used by the stewardess like "deplane" and "preboard." | 0 | 0% | |
The fat dork next to you whose elbows are in your crappy dinner. | 0 | 0% | |
The old bag on your other side who must have bathed in perfume this morning. | 1 | 20.00% | |
The smelly guy by the window who crawls over you every fifteen minutes to use the bathroom. | 0 | 0% | |
The little girl next to you with a stuffed rabbit set up on her tray table. | 0 | 0% | |
The possibility of a glove up the ass in a security check. | 0 | 0% | |
The monster on the wing. | 4 | 80.00% | |
I don't travel by airplane. | 0 | 0% | |
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10.26.2006, 10:42 AM | #1 |
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Waiting forever to board is so universally loathsome that I didn't include it as a poll option.
Oops, I referred to them as "stewardesses" and not "flight attendants." |
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10.26.2006, 10:44 AM | #2 |
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The confined space and bad food on long flights.
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10.26.2006, 10:45 AM | #3 |
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fucking noise from the engines. i cant listen to music because of the noise.
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10.26.2006, 10:47 AM | #4 |
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delayed flights, jetlag, sitting over the wing, cramped conditions, lack of vegetarian food etc. i have travelled quite a lot this way and i have learnt to deal with most of it. but recently on a long haul flight all my connections got messed up by the airlines lack of cabin crew and i was nearly eight hours late on arrival. i complained and still havnt heard anything back.
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10.26.2006, 10:50 AM | #5 |
i'm a rotten little fuck
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10.26.2006, 11:26 AM | #6 | |
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That's a great Twilight Zone !! I don't like seeing the wing rivets moving when I look out. Or when you hit air turbulence, the wings flap like a bird !!! Kinda unsettling. Most of all though....I don't like those with shuicidal tendencies....
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10.26.2006, 12:25 PM | #7 |
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first class steady ballin' fo life nukka
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