Nigella's 70 year old hubby is quick with the choke

Rob Instigator · 06.17.2013, 01:35 PM

That Saatchi sure likes to throw a choke down. Nigella claims it was all playful and foolin around.
damn

Rob Instigator · 06.17.2013, 01:45 PM

"About a week ago, we were sitting outside a restaurant having an intense debate about the children, and I held Nigella's neck repeatedly while attempting to emphasize my point," Saatchi, an art dealer and former advertising mogul, told The Evening Standard.
"There was no grip, it was a playful tiff. The pictures are horrific but give a far more drastic and violent impression of what took place. Nigella's tears were because we both hate arguing, not because she had been hurt," he added. "We had made up by the time we were home. The paparazzi were congregated outside our house after the story broke yesterday morning, so I told Nigella to take the kids off till the dust settled."

My question is this, have any of you ever grabbed your wife/husband/friend/boyfriend/lover's neck while arguing about domestic stuff? I have not. I have wanted to, but to reach out a choke is threatening no?

That shit is fucked.

Nigella has moved out with the children according to the UK tabloids.

Ladies and gentlemen, if your partner chokes you during routine family tiffs, get the fuck out.

Rob Instigator · 06.17.2013, 04:11 PM

Saatchi has also been mentioned by many victims as one of a large ring of pedophiles/sex fiends who work in the UK.

Toilet & Bowels · 06.17.2013, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

Saatchi has also been mentioned by many victims as one of a large ring of pedophiles/sex fiends who work in the UK.

Where did you hear that?

My view of Nigella is this, you don't marry a guy like Saatchi (i.e. ruling class sociopath) without knowing what you're getting into. And the reason you marry someone like him is for what you can get out of it. She probably turns a blind eye to him being an alleged sex offender.

Rob Instigator · 06.18.2013, 08:02 AM

Saatch went to the police yesterday on advice from his lawyer and accepted a "police citation" which in England means that he admitted to choking her/assaulting her, and the admittance closes the book on it.

As far as his being involved in satanic sex rituals, http://www.whale.to/c/sexcult1.html

Rob Instigator · 06.20.2013, 09:44 AM

Maybe Nigella wants to be a sister-wife in the Instigator house of the Church of Latter Day Marios? She could cook me and my wife dinner, and then we could cook it up in the bedroom, and I would never choke her unless she asked for it...

demonrail666 · 06.20.2013, 11:08 AM

To be fair, she's not the best person to take to a restaurant. He was probably just trying to shut her up about the salad dressing not being quite right.

Rob Instigator · 06.20.2013, 11:24 AM

He cannot take her food-porn.

Rob Instigator · 06.20.2013, 02:22 PM

I was in love with a girl who looked very similar to this back about 20 years ago....

Rob Instigator · 06.20.2013, 02:44 PM

torture indeed.

tesla69 · 06.21.2013, 08:09 AM

someday a real rain will come and wash the streets....

dead_battery · 06.21.2013, 08:22 AM

purge the district, scrub it hard, time to clean up our own backyard

!@#$%! · 06.21.2013, 04:06 PM

she's fucking gorgeous-- why did she have to marry that creepy geezer? for his millions? damn. people are weird.

maybe he tried to strangle her when she told him "i'll fuck the waiter and have him poison you and we'll fritter away your money"

maybe she made fun of his viagra habit

maybe he caught her looking at some fresh meat and felt inferior

maybe he was horsewhipped in boarding school

maybe he peed the bed until he was 27 and he just started again

RanaldoNecro · 06.21.2013, 05:28 PM

She should just hold on for a few more years and then rake in millions when he kicks it.

I'd take a throat hold for that. Better than working at mcdonalds.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.21.2013, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RanaldoNecro

She should just hold on for a few more years and then rake in millions when he kicks it.

I'd take a throat hold for that. Better than working at mcdonalds.

What about working at McDowells?

Toilet & Bowels · 06.22.2013, 06:28 AM

The other thing about Nigella Lawson is that her Dad was a prominent Tory under Thatcher, who looks a bit like her current husband. So even though she's hot she's probably a creep.

RanaldoNecro · 06.23.2013, 03:31 PM

Maybe RobInstiagor could 'save' her. We could do a kickstarter campaign so that he could meet her 1 million pound per month wife allowance.

Genteel Death · 06.23.2013, 04:41 PM

They're both creepy and not in an interesting way.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.23.2013, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RanaldoNecro

Maybe RobInstiagor could 'save' her. We could do a kickstarter campaign so that he could meet her 1 million pound per month wife allowance.

Hahahaa.. that's some cold shit ain't it though..

!@#$%! · 06.23.2013, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

They're both creepy and not in an interesting way.

you're probably immune to her charms but i'm not

she does... things... to me.

(her image, anyway)

speaking of public/private personas, here's a fun (and lame) attempt at psychoanalysis from the british press:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/ar...gic-abuse.html

cold fish! (i'm shocked)

06.17.2013, 01:35 PM	#1
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06.17.2013, 01:45 PM	#2
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	"About a week ago, we were sitting outside a restaurant having an intense debate about the children, and I held Nigella's neck repeatedly while attempting to emphasize my point," Saatchi, an art dealer and former advertising mogul, told The Evening Standard. "There was no grip, it was a playful tiff. The pictures are horrific but give a far more drastic and violent impression of what took place. Nigella's tears were because we both hate arguing, not because she had been hurt," he added. "We had made up by the time we were home. The paparazzi were congregated outside our house after the story broke yesterday morning, so I told Nigella to take the kids off till the dust settled." My question is this, have any of you ever grabbed your wife/husband/friend/boyfriend/lover's neck while arguing about domestic stuff? I have not. I have wanted to, but to reach out a choke is threatening no? That shit is fucked. Nigella has moved out with the children according to the UK tabloids. Ladies and gentlemen, if your partner chokes you during routine family tiffs, get the fuck out. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.17.2013, 04:11 PM	#3
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Saatchi has also been mentioned by many victims as one of a large ring of pedophiles/sex fiends who work in the UK. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.18.2013, 08:02 AM	#5
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Saatch went to the police yesterday on advice from his lawyer and accepted a "police citation" which in England means that he admitted to choking her/assaulting her, and the admittance closes the book on it. As far as his being involved in satanic sex rituals, http://www.whale.to/c/sexcult1.html __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.20.2013, 09:44 AM	#6
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Maybe Nigella wants to be a sister-wife in the Instigator house of the Church of Latter Day Marios? She could cook me and my wife dinner, and then we could cook it up in the bedroom, and I would never choke her unless she asked for it... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.20.2013, 11:08 AM	#7
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	To be fair, she's not the best person to take to a restaurant. He was probably just trying to shut her up about the salad dressing not being quite right.
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06.20.2013, 11:24 AM	#8
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	He cannot take her food-porn. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.20.2013, 02:22 PM	#9
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I was in love with a girl who looked very similar to this back about 20 years ago.... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.20.2013, 02:44 PM	#10
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	torture indeed. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.21.2013, 08:09 AM	#11
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	someday a real rain will come and wash the streets....
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06.21.2013, 08:22 AM	#12
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	purge the district, scrub it hard, time to clean up our own backyard
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06.21.2013, 04:06 PM	#13
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,579	she's fucking gorgeous-- why did she have to marry that creepy geezer? for his millions? damn. people are weird. maybe he tried to strangle her when she told him "i'll fuck the waiter and have him poison you and we'll fritter away your money" maybe she made fun of his viagra habit maybe he caught her looking at some fresh meat and felt inferior maybe he was horsewhipped in boarding school maybe he peed the bed until he was 27 and he just started again
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06.21.2013, 05:28 PM	#14
RanaldoNecro expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Eye Of The Squirrel Posts: 1,481	She should just hold on for a few more years and then rake in millions when he kicks it. I'd take a throat hold for that. Better than working at mcdonalds. __________________ He is not Alone
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06.22.2013, 06:28 AM	#16
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	The other thing about Nigella Lawson is that her Dad was a prominent Tory under Thatcher, who looks a bit like her current husband. So even though she's hot she's probably a creep.
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06.23.2013, 03:31 PM	#17
RanaldoNecro expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Eye Of The Squirrel Posts: 1,481	Maybe RobInstiagor could 'save' her. We could do a kickstarter campaign so that he could meet her 1 million pound per month wife allowance. __________________ He is not Alone
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06.23.2013, 04:41 PM	#18
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	They're both creepy and not in an interesting way.
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