so if i change my name to davecannottankerdeadous and get my penis spliced off, and

davenotdead · 10.16.2008, 01:31 AM

a vagina inserted, and then open up a tax-free charity paypal account so i can buy tits, would you guys donate? i'd find a way to make it tax-deductible for you... i think it would be because of the paypal charitable donation thing. they do those all the time, and for less-worthy causes. i'm willing to become cantankerous if it will liven this place up. if there is any money left after my 36C's are alive and well, then i will fly to nyc to steal her sparkly lemon table, 2 articles of her clothing, and any pot that may be lying around. I will then post many pics of these things (as well as many tit pics).

ALIEN ANAL · 10.16.2008, 01:33 AM

go dave

davenotdead · 10.16.2008, 01:35 AM

is that a yes?

ALIEN ANAL · 10.16.2008, 01:45 AM

it could be

davenotdead · 10.16.2008, 12:51 PM

i need to be friends with RZA

floatingslowly · 10.16.2008, 12:56 PM

post yr tits or GTFO.

davenotdead · 10.16.2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

post yr tits or GTFO.

if i had a nickel for everytime i heard this.

floatingslowly · 10.16.2008, 01:05 PM

I want to know which two articles of her clothing that you plan on stealing.

yr hunting for panties, aren't you? you sick fuck.

davenotdead · 10.16.2008, 01:07 PM

i was thinking that black bikini top of hers... and then maybe something sparkly... i got enough panties stashed at home

floatingslowly · 10.16.2008, 01:11 PM

what are you going to do about all that hair?

hairy chicks are gross and I can't imagine that science has progressed far enough to cut down all yr lumber.

you should wax it off. that's what 'tanky would tell ya. in fact, I think you should get started RIGHT NOW.

davenotdead · 10.16.2008, 01:39 PM

i need mucho whiskey before the waxing can commence

DeadDiscoDildo · 10.16.2008, 03:06 PM

hey is the dead from my name? sweet!

floatingslowly · 10.16.2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i need mucho whiskey before the waxing can commence

so, all it takes is some whiskey and yr ready to chop off yr penis and wax yr body?

not surprised. nope. not surprised AT ALL.

davenotdead · 10.16.2008, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

so, all it takes is some whiskey and yr ready to chop off yr penis and wax yr body?

not surprised. nope. not surprised AT ALL.

i like to experience all that life has to offer... whiskey helps me accomplish this

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10.16.2008, 01:31 AM	#1
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	a vagina inserted, and then open up a tax-free charity paypal account so i can buy tits, would you guys donate? i'd find a way to make it tax-deductible for you... i think it would be because of the paypal charitable donation thing. they do those all the time, and for less-worthy causes. i'm willing to become cantankerous if it will liven this place up. if there is any money left after my 36C's are alive and well, then i will fly to nyc to steal her sparkly lemon table, 2 articles of her clothing, and any pot that may be lying around. I will then post many pics of these things (as well as many tit pics). __________________
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	go dave __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i need to be friends with RZA __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	post yr tits or GTFO.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I want to know which two articles of her clothing that you plan on stealing. yr hunting for panties, aren't you? you sick fuck.
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10.16.2008, 01:07 PM	#9
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i was thinking that black bikini top of hers... and then maybe something sparkly... i got enough panties stashed at home __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	what are you going to do about all that hair? hairy chicks are gross and I can't imagine that science has progressed far enough to cut down all yr lumber. you should wax it off. that's what 'tanky would tell ya. in fact, I think you should get started RIGHT NOW.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i need mucho whiskey before the waxing can commence __________________
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	hey is the dead from my name? sweet!
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