Beard Vs Date.

auto-aim · 03.02.2010, 04:26 AM

So I met a girl last night - I'm not used this shit at all that and it's come completly out of the blue, during a time in which I have no money or anything fucking impressive going on. I had the week off work and was thinking that finally this will be the time to attempt my growing a beard. I think I'm ready for it! Now though, I think the proper thing to do would be to ask this girl out except i think it'd be a massive turn off to be mid growth. Or maybe it would be the exact opposite and would also improve my life.. So yeah the question is straighforward - to shave or not to shave?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.02.2010, 04:32 AM

Don't shave.

davenotdead · 03.02.2010, 04:53 AM

-not-

phoenix · 03.02.2010, 06:03 AM

shave. The above two posters are male..

Glice · 03.02.2010, 06:09 AM

I'd also say shave. She might be one of those that find half-grown beards charming, but chances are she's not.

pbradley · 03.02.2010, 06:30 AM

Ditch the bitch, rear the beard!

No, actually, don't do that. Shave. I just wanted to post the sentence.

Genteel Death · 03.02.2010, 06:39 AM

Unless you grow a proper beard, and your face is happy with it, shave. Or if our opinions seriously mean anything to you, post a picture of your face so that people can apply different beards to it.

auto-aim · 03.02.2010, 07:38 AM

haha - how about a mustache? Ladies like tom selek and super mario, don't they?

I think i will have to shave - but damn it, I'm going to mess it up telling her how she ruined my chances of cultivating a beard. She does seem she could be the beardy type, though

Keeping It Simple · 03.02.2010, 08:15 AM

Play a trick on her. Shave but wear a false beard to the date, if she indicates she's not a fan of beards you can surprise her by taking it off revealing your recently shaved face. She'd be so overjoyed at this she'll want to make love to you. Maybe.

auto-aim · 03.02.2010, 08:23 AM

I think we have a winner! - i don't like the "maybe" part though

floatingslowly · 03.02.2010, 09:10 AM

I was hoping for a thread featuring time-lapsed beard growing.

akprodr · 03.02.2010, 09:11 AM

What did you look like when you asked her out?

Pookie · 03.02.2010, 09:45 AM

If you grow a beard and you're under 30 you'll look like a twat anyway.

shabbray2.0 · 03.02.2010, 10:04 AM

3day - 1 1/2 week beards are ok (depends on your grow speed) after that comes a long and horrible looking preiod till you reach full beard status

Sonic Youth 37 · 03.02.2010, 11:04 AM

Shave. If you want to go for a bonus, shave your eyebrows too. Emotionless face, see how much of a keeper she really is.

static-harmony · 03.02.2010, 01:44 PM

Shave, it is not sexy to have a beard.

dale_gribble · 03.02.2010, 02:42 PM

don't shave, fuck that bitch.

auto-aim · 03.02.2010, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akprodr

What did you look like when you asked her out?

kind of a tiny bit after stubble - ... A time lapse would be great.

03.02.2010, 04:26 AM	#1
auto-aim the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wales Posts: 650	So I met a girl last night - I'm not used this shit at all that and it's come completly out of the blue, during a time in which I have no money or anything fucking impressive going on. I had the week off work and was thinking that finally this will be the time to attempt my growing a beard. I think I'm ready for it! Now though, I think the proper thing to do would be to ask this girl out except i think it'd be a massive turn off to be mid growth. Or maybe it would be the exact opposite and would also improve my life.. So yeah the question is straighforward - to shave or not to shave? __________________ His Naked Torso
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03.02.2010, 04:32 AM	#2
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,571	Don't shave.
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03.02.2010, 04:53 AM	#3
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	-not- __________________
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03.02.2010, 06:03 AM	#4
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	shave. The above two posters are male.. __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.02.2010, 06:30 AM	#6
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Ditch the bitch, rear the beard! No, actually, don't do that. Shave. I just wanted to post the sentence.
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03.02.2010, 06:39 AM	#7
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Unless you grow a proper beard, and your face is happy with it, shave. Or if our opinions seriously mean anything to you, post a picture of your face so that people can apply different beards to it.
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03.02.2010, 07:38 AM	#8
auto-aim the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wales Posts: 650	haha - how about a mustache? Ladies like tom selek and super mario, don't they? I think i will have to shave - but damn it, I'm going to mess it up telling her how she ruined my chances of cultivating a beard. She does seem she could be the beardy type, though __________________ His Naked Torso
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03.02.2010, 08:15 AM	#9
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Play a trick on her. Shave but wear a false beard to the date, if she indicates she's not a fan of beards you can surprise her by taking it off revealing your recently shaved face. She'd be so overjoyed at this she'll want to make love to you. Maybe.
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03.02.2010, 08:23 AM	#10
auto-aim the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wales Posts: 650	I think we have a winner! - i don't like the "maybe" part though __________________ His Naked Torso
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03.02.2010, 09:10 AM	#11
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I was hoping for a thread featuring time-lapsed beard growing.
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03.02.2010, 09:11 AM	#12
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	What did you look like when you asked her out? __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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03.02.2010, 09:45 AM	#13
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	If you grow a beard and you're under 30 you'll look like a twat anyway.
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03.02.2010, 10:04 AM	#14
shabbray2.0 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,409	3day - 1 1/2 week beards are ok (depends on your grow speed) after that comes a long and horrible looking preiod till you reach full beard status __________________ PLEASE WAIT...BUILDING RAGE DEM DAYS, WHEN EVERYTHING IS HIP HOP "Beat the stage for an extra ending with monkeys"
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03.02.2010, 11:04 AM	#15
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Shave. If you want to go for a bonus, shave your eyebrows too. Emotionless face, see how much of a keeper she really is. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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03.02.2010, 01:44 PM	#16
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Shave, it is not sexy to have a beard. __________________
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03.02.2010, 02:42 PM	#17
dale_gribble 100% Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: the space between dreams and reality Posts: 666	don't shave, fuck that bitch. __________________
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