[StevOK]

only when it doesn't look like a small penis.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

they don't match her body... they should be bigger/rounder... they look anorexic compared to the rest of her... like she eats, and her tits just throw up

they don't match her body and her nipples look WEIRD and they're not a nice shape

[Rob Instigator]

there's no such thing as breasta "matching" the body. that is a lie fed to us by the cosmetic surgeons. breatss is breats. "they come two to a package brother, some are larger and some are smaller, but we've never seen a pair we didn't like," to quote LEE VING

breasts is breasts. rachel ray just has small teacup titties which point left and right. no big whup. the reall action is twixt the legs anyway.

it's mostly little tiny dicked guys that get off on huge tits

[mangajunky]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

we've never seen a pair we didn't like," to quote LEE VING

Unfortunately I have seen a pair I didn't like. It was sad.

[o'connor]

yeah i'm particular about boobs. i don't much get attracted to a chick w/ mosquito bite titties. nor do i have a small dick rob lol. i just like chicks that look like women! tits, hips, curves and all that.

[acousticrock87]

I'd much rather have a girl with a cute face than big tits.

Of course, both is even better.

[o'connor]

true... i ain't stabbing a chick that looks like hatchet face just because she has a big rack. for example... if there were 2 identical twins in front of me and one had big jahoobs and the other was on the itty bitty titty comitee, i'm going for the one w/ the big rack

[mangajunky]

Originally Posted by o'connor

yeah i'm particular about boobs. i don't much get attracted to a chick w/ mosquito bite titties. nor do i have a small dick rob lol. i just like chicks that look like women! tits, hips, curves and all that.

Oh, it wasn't about the size. I was married to a girl with D-cups and am in love with a girl that has A-cups. They're both beautiful.

[Rob Instigator]

jahoobs!!!!!!!!!!!

[o'connor]

jahoobs indeed! they gotta have at least a little ass too though. i can't stand flat chest's and flat ass's... chicks look weird to me when they look liek 8 year old boys.

[acousticrock87]

Eh, it's all relative to the experience. I mean a nice ass and nice boobs is always great, but I never make decisions based on it, and it's never really effected my satisfaction or anything when all is said and done.

Face is just the one thing that I'm really shallow about.

What a retarded thread.

[Cantankerous]

the size of someone's boobs is irrelevant to
a) whether they have nice boobs
b) whethey they're an attractive person
some boobs are nicer than others. i don't think evidence is necessary here.

[MellySingsDoom]

Breasts are soooo last year. This year it's all about backs. Mmm, mah baby's got back, ooh yeah.

[schizophrenicroom]

i saw this call girl yesterday with an amazing ass. i was evneoious.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Breasts are soooo last year. This year it's all about backs. Mmm, mah baby's got back, ooh yeah.

boobs are made of win.

[MellySingsDoom]

Miss Cantanky pointed out to me that a lot of English men have no ass/very thing asses. True to an extent, but I've had plenty of "score!" perv action by glancing at some fine species of male booty in Soho this summer.

An old friend of mine has a great behind, and I if I wasn't gay, I'd be tempted to give her bum a nice big slap (I'd also end up with a smack in the chops for my pains, of course).

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

boobs are made of win.

Natural boobs are win
Fake porn star boobies = Ewwwwwww!

Honestly, this may be a gay man thing, but I really don't get the point of fake breasties, especially of the "inflatable tyre" variety - I think that just look really odd and almost un-feminine. I have similar feelings towards male chest implants too.

Now, who's for a sexy back rub?
*Attempts to bother Cantanky*
*Receives kick in the cock from her*

[Cantankerous]

i actually hate back rubs
it's physically painful for me, or physically uncomfortable

fake boobs can look good if they're not beach balls but i imagine the really huge ones would be a lot of fun to play with

[MellySingsDoom]

*Staggers around for a bit after the Cantanky ro-shambo thing*

I know someone at work who's "sampled" a couple of pairs of fake boobies, and he said that it was a pretty underwhelming experience all round.

If done properly, breast augmentation can look very good, as part of the whole "package" of a woman. Giant boobies just remind me of Russ Meyer films - which is nice!