[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by truncated

 

Aw, come on. You could take me home to your mother.

Look at that face. The picture of purity.

Then again, that was a year ago. God knows what kind of monstrosity I've become.

The only thing that puzzles me is..........sugardaddy?

[truncated]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

The only thing that puzzles me is..........sugardaddy?

No, but he's good for an ass-pounding, and spunks like a lapsed Tibetan.

(This is a joke. We do not have sexual relations. Especially not when my hair looks like that.)

[gmku]

Originally Posted by matt g

this is me, drooling for rock and roll

 

Here's my take on the shorts controversy. I think it's perfectly acceptable to wear shorts walking around your house, going to the store, even casually walking around the pedestrian mall downtown or lingering over a cup of coffee in the coffee house with a friend or two. However, I think it looks just wrong when playing an instrument on stage.

Is this the consensus around here?

[Savage Clone]

I have said many times that shorts onstage are totally unrock, archival pics of Rollins notwithstanding. Usually shorts onstage are nowadays accompanied by shaved heads and pointily-sculpted goatees as well. I shudder.
Edit:
I am willing in some cases to make exceptions for drummers. They are the athletes in bands, and deserve some slack. Most of the time they are like newscasters behind a desk anyway, and we have no idea what they look like from the waist down.

[gmku]

There's a blues piano guy here in the local scene, fairly youngish, too. Goes barefoot on stage, sitting at the piano. I can't stand it. The whole time I'm sitting there and his feet are distracting me, I'm thinking, what is with the hippie look, put on some damned Converse or something.

[finding nobody]

 

he always played barefoot

[gmku]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I have said many times that shorts onstage are totally unrock, archival pics of Rollins notwithstanding. Usually shorts onstage are nowadays accompanied by shaved heads and pointily-sculpted goatees as well. I shudder.
Edit:
I am willing in some cases to make exceptions for drummers. They are the athletes in bands, and deserve some slack. Most of the time they are like newscasters behind a desk anyway, and we have no idea what they look like from the waist down.

Shorts seemed to be big with a few late 80s long-haired hardcore/punk/grunge bands, especially in Seattle.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by finding nobody

 

he always played barefoot

yeah, figures.

[Savage Clone]

Barefoot onstage musicians generally bug me too.
I have seen a few that transcended it, but most just look like jackasses.

Again, some drummers need to remove shoes. I understand this. One of the finest drummers I know requires socks only to be able to play his best.

[nicfit]

drummers are a species on their own.
i saw some playing naked,and they had reasons to do so.

[krastian]

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

I am willing in some cases to make exceptions for drummers. They are the athletes in bands, and deserve some slack. Most of the time they are like newscasters behind a desk anyway, and we have no idea what they look like from the waist down.

You got'r.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

Originally Posted by truncated

My pores are craterous.

 

*Edit: I just saw Titty's eye pic. Now I'm a copycat.

That green hair is ultra-delicious.

**Edit: This photo is fucking massive. Apologies.

***My edits don't line up. Ballbags.

soooo hot
want to touch the hiney

[Savage Clone]

With a witty come-on like that, I'll bet she's booking a flight to Texas right now!

[truncated]

Wait til you see the other half.

[John Violence]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I'm afraid but you are wrong and a sinner.Somebody help me but these people need shooting!

Blow my fucking brains out then! I almost forgot that image is the most important thing in music. Good thing the cool kids reminded me. So who is gonna take the first shot?

[Cantankerous]

 

i am better looking than you.

[drrrtyboots]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

 

i am better looking than you.

Stop taking these glamour shots and photoshopping them beautifully and making everyone else look like utter shit.

Or keep doing it. More power to ya.

[Cantankerous]

ffs glamour shot my ass.

[Daycare Nation]

 

This is me as a clown, in a still from a movie my friend and I are making.

[drrrtyboots]

Photoshopping nonetheless. That wasn't meant to be an insult, it's a very nice photo either way.