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I just turned down this lesbo via text. Now she's pissed. Am I going to get stabbed?
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#20262 |
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If she's the stabbin' kind, then, yeah, maybe.
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#20263 |
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She gives herself piercings, so I think so.
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If that's so, then if I were you I'd be glad I did it via text. Just make sure to keep your running shoes on.
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#20265 |
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"I don't get mad. I get stabby"
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lol I'm pretty sure that's a Simpsons quote, but I don't know the context.
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Fat Tony says it...I'll have to Google it.
Edit: Looks like it's from Grift of the Magi
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#20268 |
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started drinking heavy beer.
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I stole 67 rain drenched records from an abandoned apartment last night.
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Lesbian was not as mad when I offered to go get food with her sometime. I just hope she isn't the norm. I've seen the type of shit that's on craigslist.
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Craigslist is epic sometimes
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craigslist is hilarious. fuckin' comedy gold.
except for the "musician's wanted" section, at least in my area, because all everyone plays here is mall metalcore and faux-blooze cock rawk covers. this makes my soul sad inside. |
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prinded
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I sent that picture to his myspace hahaha.
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i want bacon
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panchetta and gouda and good bread
a good day
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I hate edited for TV movies. Who says that "shitkicker" is worse than 'asskickker' or "bull dyke' ?
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Ahh that`s a great episode too. One of their best, in fact.
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