The Mighty Football Thread - Page 102

!@#$%! · 10.31.2012, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Very much a sideshow. The bigger teams see it as a distraction and invariably field a lot of their reserves. Even the FA Cup (England's equiv to the Superbowl) is being overlooked by teams more focused on winning the Prem and the Champions' League.

And what about our (allegedly) racist referees?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...g-complaint-fa

thanks man, i won't bother with the distractions

RE: racist slurs in the prem -- it's like the spanish inquisition

demonrail666 · 10.31.2012, 05:52 PM

Nothing surprises me in football but I find it hard to believe that Clattenburg would be so stupid as to call a black player a monkey, especially in the current climate. It just doesn't make sense to me.

the ikara cult · 10.31.2012, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

thanks man, i won't bother with the distractions

RE: racist slurs in the prem -- it's like the spanish inquisition

NOBODY EXPECTS THE RACIST FOOTBALL INQUISITiON. Our 2 main weapons are fear, racism, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope... our THREE main weapons...

the ikara cult · 10.31.2012, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

it's soccer and not fuckin football you cunts. head. knee. and other flexable joints. toeball.

I dont know what to say. So i'll leave it to Paolo

demonrail666 · 11.01.2012, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

NOBODY EXPECTS THE RACIST FOOTBALL INQUISITiON. Our 2 main weapons are fear, racism, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope... our THREE main weapons...

Paolo claims he's a fascist but not a racist. Not sure how that works but I love him too much to want to start digging for answers.

SonicBebs · 11.01.2012, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Nothing surprises me in football but I find it hard to believe that Clattenburg would be so stupid as to call a black player a monkey, especially in the current climate. It just doesn't make sense to me.

i agree

but whats more strange is that chelsea fc would accuse him when he was miked up the whole time!

the 4th official and the linesmen would have heard it, and the fa's lip reading experts would be able to confirm it

whichever way it pans out someone is going to look really fucking dumb

!@#$%! · 11.01.2012, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

soccer

there is no such thing. that is a made-up word and someone lied to you. sorry.

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult

NOBODY EXPECTS THE RACIST FOOTBALL INQUISITiON.

what i meant is, it seems to me, people are guilty until proven innocent, all you need to do is accuse someone and blam, they are guilty.

it also reminds me a lot of children crying to their mommy and/or telling the teacher. "boohoo, jimmy called me a bad word"-- hm, then fucking answer him.

i despise racism, but i think this kind of policy could backfire. however i don't know the details of these alleged "race crimes" so i'll shut my mouth now.

demonrail666 · 11.01.2012, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SonicBebs

i agree

but whats more strange is that chelsea fc would accuse him when he was miked up the whole time!

the 4th official and the linesmen would have heard it, and the fa's lip reading experts would be able to confirm it

whichever way it pans out someone is going to look really fucking dumb

Given the grey area surrounding ideas of banter, I could accept the possibility of a player and even a referee saying something like that before the Terry/Suarez thing, but not after. And as you say, Clattenburg's mic'd up so, even if Mikel never heard it, it'd be recorded. He'd be caught red handed. Even given that he knew he had a shitty game and was getting fed up with the abuse from players afterwards, to call Mikel a monkey would take an implausible lack of self control. He'd probably be safer hitting him, in terms of the damage it'd do to his career and reputation.

h8kurdt · 11.01.2012, 03:51 PM

It's thought that the whole thing could be a lost in translation thing. The guy's a geordie and what he supposedly said was "shut up, Mikel". Maybe.

Either way as SonicBebs said someone gonna look pretty stupid and quickly.

the ikara cult · 11.02.2012, 04:23 PM

Some stone cold classics from the Man United fans at Stamford Bridge over the last week

The best bit is the bloke on the right giving the "wanker" sign without even looking at where it's aimed:

the ikara cult · 11.02.2012, 04:26 PM

So youre a total fucking numbskull from West London who loves paying £50 a time, its only natural that you would do this

!@#$%! · 11.02.2012, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h5kg5f8Im0

hey, hey, asskiss, haven't seen this yet, but just wanted to say

there's no such thing as "soccer"

if you believe otherwise, they lied to you. big time.

!@#$%! · 11.02.2012, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

fucker!!! are you a psychic pre-posting comment reader???

FUCK!!

yes.

also, american "football" is played with the hands.

the ovoid is thrown with the hands

it's caught with the hands

play stops when you drop the ovoid from your hands.

hence, it's proper name is HAND-OVOID

welcome to the NHL

if that'a a problem, sort it out with the hockey people

call it NHaOL maybe

!@#$%! · 11.02.2012, 04:57 PM

yw...

demonrail666 · 11.02.2012, 07:15 PM

Wow. Just scored a ticket for West Ham against Man C tomorrow. Can't believe it.

demonrail666 · 11.02.2012, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

yes.

also, american "football" is played with the hands.

the ovoid is thrown with the hands

it's caught with the hands

play stops when you drop the ovoid from your hands.

hence, it's proper name is HAND-OVOID

welcome to the NHL

if that'a a problem, sort it out with the hockey people

call it NHaOL maybe

To be fair, football was originally used to describe rugby which is far closer to 'American football' than it is to 'soccer'. I don't have a problem with Americans calling it soccer, even though I'll never understand why the majority still prefer 'football'.

the ikara cult · 11.02.2012, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Wow. Just scored a ticket for West Ham against Man C tomorrow. Can't believe it.

Look out for my contribution to the "view from the opposition" on the West Ham fans website when Spurs play them. I wrote it at the start of the season, so predictable have West Ham been

!@#$%! · 11.02.2012, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

Wow. Just scored a ticket for West Ham against Man C tomorrow. Can't believe it.

AWESOME. congrats. though it might be painful but what the fuck.

hey, wear a funny hat so we can recognize you on tv.

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

some lies

don't distract from the issue-- it's HAND-OVOID!

also know as "hand-ass" for all the wild buttock-caressing that occurs among those macho men in shiny tights. uh-huh.

demonrail666 · 11.02.2012, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

AWESOME. congrats. though it might be painful but what the fuck.

hey, wear a funny hat so we can recognize you on tv.

Fully expecting to lose, just hope it's not too embarrassing. Seeing Tevez will be great. He always gets a hero's welcome at West Ham.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sIv8k8olgA

SonicBebs · 11.03.2012, 07:14 AM

Happy with that! Holloway to Palace, definitely a good move for us

10.31.2012, 05:52 PM	#2022
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Nothing surprises me in football but I find it hard to believe that Clattenburg would be so stupid as to call a black player a monkey, especially in the current climate. It just doesn't make sense to me.
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	It's thought that the whole thing could be a lost in translation thing. The guy's a geordie and what he supposedly said was "shut up, Mikel". Maybe. Either way as SonicBebs said someone gonna look pretty stupid and quickly. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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11.02.2012, 04:23 PM	#2030
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Some stone cold classics from the Man United fans at Stamford Bridge over the last week The best bit is the bloke on the right giving the "wanker" sign without even looking at where it's aimed: __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	So youre a total fucking numbskull from West London who loves paying £50 a time, its only natural that you would do this __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,570	yw...
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11.02.2012, 07:15 PM	#2035
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Wow. Just scored a ticket for West Ham against Man C tomorrow. Can't believe it.
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SonicBebs expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,680	Happy with that! Holloway to Palace, definitely a good move for us __________________ https://soundcloud.com/lamstonite http://lamstonite.bandcamp.com/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/lamstonite
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