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terriblecanyons · 08.13.2008, 09:28 AM

hahahaha. WIN.

That reminds me of a giant red shiny ampersand sitting in Macy's that me and schizo plan on stealing...

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 09:30 AM

I'll distract the staff by tripping over everything (Crash! Break! etc), whilst you and schizo get your hands on the goods. Deal?

terriblecanyons · 08.13.2008, 09:31 AM

DEAL! One day I'll take a picture of it and post it on here. It is really epic.

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

oh god. wait til I tell girlgun.

she's ALWAYS stealing cones.

/facepalm

The Triangle of Cones is now a Solid Square Of Cone Awesomeness!

Danny Himself · 08.13.2008, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

DEAL! One day I'll take a picture of it and post it on here. It is really epic.

They'd probably just give it to you if you ask nicely. Once my dad's girlfriend got her hands on this huge store-display wooden guitar just by asking. They were gonna throw it out anyways.

terriblecanyons · 08.13.2008, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

They'd probably just give it to you if you ask nicely. Once my dad's girlfriend got her hands on this huge store-display wooden guitar just by asking. They were gonna throw it out anyways.

Yeah, you're probably right. I dunno though, that thing has been sitting there for YEARS.

Danny Himself · 08.13.2008, 10:11 AM

Do they worship it?

&

terriblecanyons · 08.13.2008, 10:13 AM

They could. It's huge. I mean... it's easily 4 feet tall, and maybe a foot thick. And I dunno how easy it'd be to take, it might be super heavy.

Cantankerous · 08.13.2008, 10:17 AM

speaking of stealing things

once me and my friend stole a gigantic cardboard jared (the fat dude) from subway.

_slavo_ · 08.13.2008, 10:20 AM

well, I once stole a traffic STOP sign and brought it to my campus room, drunk as hell. the next morning I woke up and was like what the fuck is THAT thing doing in my room?

Rob Instigator · 08.13.2008, 10:22 AM

i ONCE STOLE THE HEART OF A BIG BOOTY LADY

Danny Himself · 08.13.2008, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

speaking of stealing things

once me and my friend stole a gigantic cardboard jared (the fat dude) from subway.

One of my friends stole a life-size carboard cutout of some wrestler and brought it to college with her:

WHY IS THEFT SO COOL?

Cantankerous · 08.13.2008, 10:24 AM

stealing shit is so fun. i don't even mean like merchandise from stores, i mean like mannequins and stuff.

Danny Himself · 08.13.2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

stealing shit is so fun. i don't even mean like merchandise from stores, i mean like mannequins and stuff.

"Mannequins! You can't buy these!"

gmku · 08.13.2008, 10:27 AM

Has anybody here ever shoplifted? Or stolen from their employer?

Danny Himself · 08.13.2008, 10:28 AM

I stole a toy from playschool when I was 4.

Cantankerous · 08.13.2008, 10:28 AM

uh yeah, when i was like 15.

Mostly Harmless · 08.13.2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Has anybody here ever shoplifted? Or stolen from their employer?

You betcha.

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Originally Posted by stu666

me

Grow out a beard!That would look so incredible!

Danny Himself · 08.13.2008, 10:30 AM

OH HEY I WAS RECORDING WITH MY BAND YESTERDAY;

!@#$%! · 08.13.2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Or stolen from their employer?

it's not stealing, it's fair compensation for all the shit that you have to put up with, including miserable paychecks

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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	hahahaha. WIN. That reminds me of a giant red shiny ampersand sitting in Macy's that me and schizo plan on stealing...
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I'll distract the staff by tripping over everything (Crash! Break! etc), whilst you and schizo get your hands on the goods. Deal? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.13.2008, 09:31 AM	#20423
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	DEAL! One day I'll take a picture of it and post it on here. It is really epic.
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08.13.2008, 10:11 AM	#20427
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Do they worship it? &
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08.13.2008, 10:13 AM	#20428
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	They could. It's huge. I mean... it's easily 4 feet tall, and maybe a foot thick. And I dunno how easy it'd be to take, it might be super heavy.
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08.13.2008, 10:17 AM	#20429
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	speaking of stealing things once me and my friend stole a gigantic cardboard jared (the fat dude) from subway. __________________ RETIRED
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08.13.2008, 10:20 AM	#20430
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,904	well, I once stole a traffic STOP sign and brought it to my campus room, drunk as hell. the next morning I woke up and was like what the fuck is THAT thing doing in my room? __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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08.13.2008, 10:22 AM	#20431
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,969	i ONCE STOLE THE HEART OF A BIG BOOTY LADY __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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08.13.2008, 10:24 AM	#20433
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	stealing shit is so fun. i don't even mean like merchandise from stores, i mean like mannequins and stuff. __________________ RETIRED
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08.13.2008, 10:27 AM	#20435
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Has anybody here ever shoplifted? Or stolen from their employer? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.13.2008, 10:28 AM	#20436
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I stole a toy from playschool when I was 4.
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08.13.2008, 10:28 AM	#20437
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	uh yeah, when i was like 15. __________________ RETIRED
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08.13.2008, 10:30 AM	#20439
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	OH HEY I WAS RECORDING WITH MY BAND YESTERDAY;
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