Be a real man! - Page 11

floatingslowly · 08.29.2008, 09:42 AM

is she the one that gigged him?

I was hoping it was this guy:

anyways.....back on topic:

who here besides me has had nothing in their butt??

ALIEN ANAL · 08.29.2008, 09:43 AM

just had some heck funny prankers on my phone
man they were so funny
"your moms hot"
"she puts out"
"lets fight"

demonrail666 · 08.29.2008, 09:43 AM

I had worms once. Freaked me RIGHT out!

MellySingsDoom · 08.29.2008, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

who here besides me has had nothing in their butt??

I believe Lady Cantankers says that she is an EXIT ONLY gal...

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Why is cantankerous in this thread?

Answer me that Larry Grayson.

i have more balls than all of you.

Pookie · 08.29.2008, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i have more balls than all of you.

In your dreams missy.

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

In your dreams missy.

shut up.

floatingslowly · 08.29.2008, 10:11 AM

wtf smells like patchouli all of a sudden??

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 10:11 AM

not me. gross.

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 10:17 AM

i sent my bitch out to get the sandwich for me.

i clearly wear the pants here.

MellySingsDoom · 08.29.2008, 10:20 AM

You see, who round here says that "feminism" shouldn't mean being able to boss all and sundry around, and getting your own way?

Don't ask me about this shit though, I'm so gay even my thoughts sit on their own lavender doilies.

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 10:21 AM

i'm a bossy boots.

MellySingsDoom · 08.29.2008, 10:24 AM

How comes you haven't taken over "my" band yet? You be slackin' on the job, Lady C. Time to aggro it sista, and take it ovah!

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 10:25 AM

because i'm lazy
which is why i'm a bossy little girl
it's easier to make other people do stuff for me

MellySingsDoom · 08.29.2008, 10:29 AM

Ah, I see...

*imagines getting constant demands from The Producer to re-record crappy rhythm tracks, on pain of goolie-booting*
*cries like the poof I am*

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 10:33 AM

i don't like making other people do stuff if i'm capable of it myself, though

GOD DAMNIT WHERE IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY SANDWICH, I'M STARVING

MellySingsDoom · 08.29.2008, 10:36 AM

He's probably eaten the $14 sarnie, and buying you a $5 one to fob you off with.

If he does that, you know what to say to him?

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT SANDWICH!".
*throws at him*

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 10:38 AM

aaaaahhhhhhh was that the front door i just heard
delivery boy is back

MellySingsDoom · 08.29.2008, 10:39 AM

Yay. Now get ta eatin!

demonrail666 · 08.29.2008, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i don't like making other people do stuff if i'm capable of it myself

And this is where we differ.

An important lesson in life. When someone asks you to do something, do it but fuck it up enough so they'lll never ask you again.

08.29.2008, 09:42 AM	#201
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	is she the one that gigged him? I was hoping it was this guy: anyways.....back on topic: who here besides me has had nothing in their butt??
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08.29.2008, 09:43 AM	#202
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	just had some heck funny prankers on my phone man they were so funny "your moms hot" "she puts out" "lets fight" __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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08.29.2008, 09:43 AM	#203
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	I had worms once. Freaked me RIGHT out!
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08.29.2008, 10:11 AM	#208
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	wtf smells like patchouli all of a sudden??
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08.29.2008, 10:11 AM	#209
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	not me. gross. __________________ RETIRED
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08.29.2008, 10:17 AM	#210
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i sent my bitch out to get the sandwich for me. i clearly wear the pants here. __________________ RETIRED
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08.29.2008, 10:20 AM	#211
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	You see, who round here says that "feminism" shouldn't mean being able to boss all and sundry around, and getting your own way? Don't ask me about this shit though, I'm so gay even my thoughts sit on their own lavender doilies. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.29.2008, 10:21 AM	#212
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i'm a bossy boots. __________________ RETIRED
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08.29.2008, 10:24 AM	#213
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	How comes you haven't taken over "my" band yet? You be slackin' on the job, Lady C. Time to aggro it sista, and take it ovah! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.29.2008, 10:25 AM	#214
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	because i'm lazy which is why i'm a bossy little girl it's easier to make other people do stuff for me __________________ RETIRED
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08.29.2008, 10:29 AM	#215
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Ah, I see... imagines getting constant demands from The Producer to re-record crappy rhythm tracks, on pain of goolie-booting cries like the poof I am __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.29.2008, 10:33 AM	#216
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i don't like making other people do stuff if i'm capable of it myself, though GOD DAMNIT WHERE IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY SANDWICH, I'M STARVING __________________ RETIRED
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08.29.2008, 10:36 AM	#217
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	He's probably eaten the $14 sarnie, and buying you a $5 one to fob you off with. If he does that, you know what to say to him? "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT SANDWICH!". throws at him __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.29.2008, 10:38 AM	#218
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	aaaaahhhhhhh was that the front door i just heard delivery boy is back __________________ RETIRED
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08.29.2008, 10:39 AM	#219
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Yay. Now get ta eatin! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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