post comething completely irrelevant! - Page 1194

deflinus · 02.23.2010, 09:18 PM

a man keeps his women in check. i do just that. i just complain about it sometimes

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 09:20 PM

I would only crave a woman who couldn't be checked.

then again, I'm into equal levels of respect and would never try.

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 09:40 PM

I have no idea who that guy is, but I wouldn't mind his jacket.

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 09:41 PM

oh fuck I said that I'd order shoes tonite.

thanks for reminding me.

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 09:46 PM

oh snap, I've been pussy'd once and bro'd TWICE now.

yous guys are gonna make me cry.

I can't fucking buy shoes. my eyes gravitate toward the $$$$

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 09:48 PM

foul sir, I am not YR puppy.

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 09:55 PM

you don't know me very well, do you?

davenotdead · 02.23.2010, 10:16 PM

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 10:30 PM

right now, my hands are covered in lotion.

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 10:42 PM

would you like to smell them?

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

But yes, yes I would.

this, my easily led and smell-offering friend, is where we differ and where you learn more about me.

I will NEVER smell anything when offered. it's a deal-breaker, really.

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Will you still let me put your nose in it?

no, I will not.

I don't mean to cockblock your wanking, but the point had to be made.

phoenix · 02.23.2010, 11:17 PM

syg is getting so queer.

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 11:22 PM

for the record, the lotion was applied to wife's feet.

I just knew that sick fuck would fall for it.

YOU SICK FUCK.

phoenix · 02.23.2010, 11:25 PM

guys.. Give foot rubs...?

whut?

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 11:29 PM

^^^ I have no idea who the hell that is.

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Originally Posted by phoenix

guys.. Give foot rubs...?

whut?

really?

DO YOU KNOW ME?

phoenix · 02.23.2010, 11:34 PM

lol lol. Its not at you. I've been dating han solo for four years and have had 2 back massages in this time. I'm not sure he knows where my feet are.

(aside from when they are involved in other less relaxing times)

phoenix · 02.23.2010, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

That is still MARK RUFFALO.

I don't know who he is either, but i think you should start posting his picture after every post floating makes. The second one made me lol. Thats what i would do anyway.

phoenix · 02.23.2010, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

People into feet are just oblivious to all of the better anatomy out there.

I'd like to think my quality is evenly distributed.

floatingslowly · 02.23.2010, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

lol lol. Its not at you. I've been dating han solo for four years and have had 2 back massages in this time. I'm not sure he knows where my feet are.

(aside from when they are involved in other less relaxing times)

my attempts at modesty here might fail me. I'm going to go with a *grimace* and a *nod*.

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

That is still MARK RUFFALO.

I have no idea who the hell that guy is.

phoenix · 02.23.2010, 11:44 PM

i think that's mark ruffalo

02.23.2010, 09:18 PM	#23861
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	a man keeps his women in check. i do just that. i just complain about it sometimes
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02.23.2010, 09:20 PM	#23862
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I would only crave a woman who couldn't be checked. then again, I'm into equal levels of respect and would never try.
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02.23.2010, 09:40 PM	#23863
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I have no idea who that guy is, but I wouldn't mind his jacket.
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02.23.2010, 09:41 PM	#23864
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	oh fuck I said that I'd order shoes tonite. thanks for reminding me.
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02.23.2010, 09:46 PM	#23865
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	oh snap, I've been pussy'd once and bro'd TWICE now. yous guys are gonna make me cry. I can't fucking buy shoes. my eyes gravitate toward the $$$$
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02.23.2010, 09:48 PM	#23866
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	foul sir, I am not YR puppy.
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02.23.2010, 09:55 PM	#23867
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you don't know me very well, do you?
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	__________________
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02.23.2010, 10:30 PM	#23869
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	right now, my hands are covered in lotion.
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02.23.2010, 10:42 PM	#23870
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	would you like to smell them?
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02.23.2010, 11:17 PM	#23872
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	syg is getting so queer. __________________ tiny and lost.
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02.23.2010, 11:22 PM	#23873
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	for the record, the lotion was applied to wife's feet. I just knew that sick fuck would fall for it. YOU SICK FUCK.
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02.23.2010, 11:25 PM	#23874
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	guys.. Give foot rubs...? whut? __________________ tiny and lost.
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02.23.2010, 11:34 PM	#23876
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	lol lol. Its not at you. I've been dating han solo for four years and have had 2 back massages in this time. I'm not sure he knows where my feet are. (aside from when they are involved in other less relaxing times) __________________ tiny and lost.
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02.23.2010, 11:44 PM	#23880
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	i think that's mark ruffalo __________________ tiny and lost.
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