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floatingslowly · 03.21.2010, 08:19 AM

do they make some that doesn't smell like death??

I've been tricked into trying it before...

phoenix · 03.21.2010, 08:21 AM

I actually haven't eaten vegemite in months. It is my most loved hangover cure though.. so that makes sense as I've not been drunk (aside from work xmas kareoke) in a year or more.

it does smell vile but it tastes like my childhood!

tasty tasty children.

phoenix · 03.21.2010, 08:23 AM

Im going!! now.

floatingslowly · 03.21.2010, 08:28 AM

I'd tell you sweet dreams but I have a mouth full of vomit.

I blame New Zealand, the Bee Gees and Priscilla.

nicfit · 03.21.2010, 08:30 AM

you guys woke me up.

phoenix · 03.22.2010, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'd tell you sweet dreams but I have a mouth full of vomit.

I blame New Zealand, the Bee Gees and Priscilla.

pris and the bee gees made you eat vegemite in nz?

static-harmony · 03.22.2010, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit

you guys woke me up.

Damn Floslow and Pheonix must have been talking real loudly.

_slavo_ · 03.22.2010, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

budweiser is my favorite beer. some kinda sick hometown pride i suppose.

Budweiser is originally a Czech beer, so i don't really know what you're talking about.

akprodr · 03.22.2010, 08:05 AM

Yeah but I think the cz beer is actually good?

phoenix · 03.22.2010, 11:56 AM

my cat (who thinks he is my boyfriend) is taking up half my bed, and the pillow to hug in place of my real boy is taking up the other half. Phoenix sammich.

floatingslowly · 03.22.2010, 08:08 PM

terror twilight
on a walk in dark clothing
there's a guy practicing nunchucs in his front yard.

floatingslowly · 03.25.2010, 06:54 PM

how the fuck did this page get to the middle of page two?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTV22U6a4c

static-harmony · 03.25.2010, 11:09 PM

static-harmony · 03.25.2010, 11:27 PM

Um WTF???

EVOLghost · 03.25.2010, 11:33 PM

oooooog

stu666 · 03.26.2010, 01:41 PM

i was the 66,600 viewer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKVf...eature=related

!@#$%! · 03.26.2010, 05:38 PM

happy weekend, bitches

Genteel Death · 03.27.2010, 12:14 PM

The girl opposite me has just suffered the death of a beloved goldfish. It was one of those stubborn fuckers that lasts a decade, so she really had a chance to become attached to it. The fish has seen her through her exams, her sexual awakening, and now it is dead.
Suddenly, the towers of photo albums - padded with snapshots of her and the goldfish in front of all the major global landmarks - have suddenly become too painful to acknowledge. So theyre left in the spare room: unseen, but for the glowing red dot on the wireframe tactical map of her soul.
She was so moved by the loss, that she couldnt stomach the endless recitals and eulogising of a full Catholic funeral, and asked her boyfriend to flush the fish down the toilet. This he did, and she sank into an introspective slumber. The sound of urination roused her from internal soliloquy, and she felt stirred to comment.
Are you pissing on my dead fish?
Stripped of guile by the grieving process, the reply was stark.
I needed a piss
So you pissed on my goldfish.
What followed was a debate between conserving natures resources and not pissing on a fish. Its a debate that can never be reconciled, but I know how that boyfriend felt. If hed flushed, he would have had to wait for the cistern to refill - and staring into a toilet, unable to move, is when most humans have their darkest, most introspective thoughts about futility.
Theres also the fear that your next attempt will be premature triggering an ineffective splash that cruelly resets your waiting time.
And the attempts to interpret the sounds coming from inside the cistern did that change of tone mean that the water has stopped, or simply that theres less room for reverberation inside the pot? Why are you trying to learn the secret language of toilets?
Finally, the desperate lifting of the cistern lid, for some kind of visual clue as to when you might be able to resume your life. You are standing over your own waste, probably with your trousers still around your ankles, and staring at mouldy ballcocks toilet water. You are scum. How you even dare to survive another moment is a fucking brazen liberty.

phoenix · 03.27.2010, 01:23 PM

It is 5am and I've spent the evening in a public reserve drinking coffee/tea and playing scrabble.

davenotdead · 03.27.2010, 01:28 PM

in love with joanna newsom

03.21.2010, 08:19 AM	#24261
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	do they make some that doesn't smell like death?? I've been tricked into trying it before...
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03.21.2010, 08:21 AM	#24262
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I actually haven't eaten vegemite in months. It is my most loved hangover cure though.. so that makes sense as I've not been drunk (aside from work xmas kareoke) in a year or more. it does smell vile but it tastes like my childhood! tasty tasty children. __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.21.2010, 08:23 AM	#24263
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	Im going!! now. __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.21.2010, 08:28 AM	#24264
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'd tell you sweet dreams but I have a mouth full of vomit. I blame New Zealand, the Bee Gees and Priscilla.
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03.21.2010, 08:30 AM	#24265
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03.22.2010, 08:05 AM	#24269
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	Yeah but I think the cz beer is actually good? __________________ Odi profanum vulgus et arceo
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03.22.2010, 11:56 AM	#24270
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	my cat (who thinks he is my boyfriend) is taking up half my bed, and the pillow to hug in place of my real boy is taking up the other half. Phoenix sammich. __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.22.2010, 08:08 PM	#24271
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	terror twilight on a walk in dark clothing there's a guy practicing nunchucs in his front yard.
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03.25.2010, 06:54 PM	#24272
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	how the fuck did this page get to the middle of page two? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTV22U6a4c
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03.25.2010, 11:09 PM	#24273
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03.25.2010, 11:27 PM	#24274
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03.25.2010, 11:33 PM	#24275
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	oooooog
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03.26.2010, 01:41 PM	#24276
stu666 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 13,503	i was the 66,600 viewer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKVf...eature=related __________________ http://tapewormstu.blogspot.co.uk/
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03.26.2010, 05:38 PM	#24277
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,546	happy weekend, bitches
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03.27.2010, 12:14 PM	#24278
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	The girl opposite me has just suffered the death of a beloved goldfish. It was one of those stubborn fuckers that lasts a decade, so she really had a chance to become attached to it. The fish has seen her through her exams, her sexual awakening, and now it is dead. Suddenly, the towers of photo albums - padded with snapshots of her and the goldfish in front of all the major global landmarks - have suddenly become too painful to acknowledge. So theyre left in the spare room: unseen, but for the glowing red dot on the wireframe tactical map of her soul. She was so moved by the loss, that she couldnt stomach the endless recitals and eulogising of a full Catholic funeral, and asked her boyfriend to flush the fish down the toilet. This he did, and she sank into an introspective slumber. The sound of urination roused her from internal soliloquy, and she felt stirred to comment. Are you pissing on my dead fish? Stripped of guile by the grieving process, the reply was stark. I needed a piss So you pissed on my goldfish. What followed was a debate between conserving natures resources and not pissing on a fish. Its a debate that can never be reconciled, but I know how that boyfriend felt. If hed flushed, he would have had to wait for the cistern to refill - and staring into a toilet, unable to move, is when most humans have their darkest, most introspective thoughts about futility. Theres also the fear that your next attempt will be premature triggering an ineffective splash that cruelly resets your waiting time. And the attempts to interpret the sounds coming from inside the cistern did that change of tone mean that the water has stopped, or simply that theres less room for reverberation inside the pot? Why are you trying to learn the secret language of toilets? Finally, the desperate lifting of the cistern lid, for some kind of visual clue as to when you might be able to resume your life. You are standing over your own waste, probably with your trousers still around your ankles, and staring at mouldy ballcocks toilet water. You are scum. How you even dare to survive another moment is a fucking brazen liberty.
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03.27.2010, 01:23 PM	#24279
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	It is 5am and I've spent the evening in a public reserve drinking coffee/tea and playing scrabble. __________________ tiny and lost.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	in love with joanna newsom __________________
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