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#25901 |
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a fresh drink at 36 ° celcius is your morning urine
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when you give people your name card always laugh even if you know everything from a to z is fake
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#25903 |
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when there is a big fire breaking out you don't need a lighter
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#25904 |
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if you are joing a voodoo ritual and chiken blood hits the ground don't think something is going to happen
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#25905 |
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when you come home always have a good lie ready for your parents
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#25906 |
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when you come home and you forgot your keys it's not your brain that left out on you it's you who left out on your brain
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#25907 |
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if you believe too many stories you have a self inflected psychose
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#25908 |
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if you look down you probably see your feet
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#25909 |
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what if you had your legs amputated?
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#25910 |
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if there is a sign at the zoo 'don't feed the animals' where is the sign 'don't feed the humans drugs'
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#25912 |
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if a cow looks back at you don't think this cow is tupid
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#25913 |
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because you are an artist doesn't mean you gonna find a nude model
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#25914 |
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if you wanna make it in life take an 'image and reputation building' class
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#25915 |
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where the sun and the moon were when you were born doesn't mean anything
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#25916 |
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if you have taken erection pills don't go swimming
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#25917 |
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a person who enjoys classic music while thinking of killing people in a brutal way is probably a psychopath
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#25918 |
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because a beggar has a cardboard 'need food' doesn't make it romantic
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#25919 |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cybatraz!
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#25920 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama
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I do not understand men at all.
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