[EVOLghost]

How you folks doin' in NY?

[knox]

Originally Posted by afonso

You could
catch blueberries?

One summer, when I was a kid, someone took us to a blueberries field in Holland or Belgium, I don't remember.
There was a place and we ate some.

I vomited the purple. But maybe you like?

i always get alfonso and the other alfredo mixed up
but that's a good story there
holland? belgium? same thing
as long as your vomit the purple

[SONIC GAIL]

My wisdom tooth hurts. Quit being a sales whore. They lied to me I was not getting paid enough to cover the expense of driving there and working 45 hours a week. Putting in resumes now at design firms. Tommorow I have a side job and I am going to look for a waitressing job closer to the middle of nowhere. Lord knows i tried.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

My wisdom tooth hurts. Quit being a sales whore. They lied to me I was not getting paid enough to cover the expense of driving there and working 45 hours a week. Putting in resumes now at design firms. Tommorow I have a side job and I am going to look for a waitressing job closer to the middle of nowhere. Lord knows i tried.

Good luck.

[gast30]

die from a tampon
die you naziwhore
take a gasshower

just joking

[gast30]

i'm going to pick apples if i can
tommorow gonna apply at the farmers )

 

[Genteel Death]

Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1taC3JjIOkM&sns=fb

[gast30]

i'm having one of the "astral moments" again
'yes, yes jesus i can hear you' ' what? give money to the poor? ok you got it jesus' 'what??? serious is god there too?' 'hey, god, i'm fine thanks' 'what am i doing??' 'i am teaching and helping these lowbrains' 'that is very good gast30, i will reward you with 5 virgins for that hard work you have done''Oh thank you god, it's like you can read my mind'

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by gast30

i'm having one of the "astral moments" again
'yes, yes jesus i can hear you' ' what? give money to the poor? ok you got it jesus' 'what??? serious is god there too?' 'hey, god, i'm fine thanks' 'what am i doing??' 'i am teaching and helping these lowbrains' 'that is very good gast30, i will reward you with 5 virgins for that hard work you have done''Oh thank you god, it's like you can read my mind'

what would you do with five virgins?

[hipster_bebop_junkie]

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

you know someone's a cool person if you find them here.

Here in this particular thread, or do you mean the board in general?

[gast30]

i know the unwritten laws of cool people
you are a cool people if cool people find you cool

if you want to join the club
you have to put your penis in a vagina
or your vagina on a penis
have money
take drugs
look good

then you can join the teenageclub of "cooooooooooooool people"

this philosophy took me some years to find out

i'm still NOT WELCOME to cool peoples teenageclub
bouhouhou

[gast30]

Originally Posted by nicfit

what would you do with five virgins?

i take them to my cave
then cut of their skins and make wallpaper from it
where i use their blood to write
god is dead on it
their virgin vagina's, i would let intact and place them behind glass, vacuum,
for the protection that if visitors want to put their fingers in it

then i would sell their organs to rich people
so i could go and take plastic surgery
buy drugs
pop a viagra
and join the teenage coolpeoples club

[EVOLghost]

Where does one sign up for this club? And do they offer snacks?

[gast30]

lol evol

[gast30]

it's become more like a syndrome
fly'res with the message "bring your own booze" are the party's without snacks

[gast30]

if your are going i have some pills of fake japanese viagra left
wich do have some side effects
your balls will glow in the dark

[gast30]

belgium mayer busted on video lol

http://lifetoday.be/2011/08/video-il...st-seks-toren/

[gast30]

she is called a tower fucker now lol

[_slavo_]

there's BANK HOLIDAY in our lands today!
no fucking work. so i'm sitting around, drinking coffee, thinking about which record to spin.

[gast30]

need a lake, a boat and a flowerpowerchik
also some candles and weed