[Aaaadrpk]

Originally Posted by Aaaadrpk

 

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[Satan]

^what color are your eyes? they look like they might be green but its hard to tell




i got my hair back.

 

[alteredcourse]

Everything in the picture is pure win (esp the black switch on the left)

but that pony makes you look like you're on judge judy. Why did you do that? Your hair was fine ?!

[Satan]

ahahahaa
because i hate having short hair
i only had the ponytail to get it out of my way (like so i wouldn't set it on fire with my blunt...it makes me feel so 1990), it's usually like this

 

[alteredcourse]

Yeah, it's pretty hard to keep the patience up to let things grow while fending off the desire to completely wreck what you have with multiple bleachings and dyes, etc. But jesus christ, i want to fill you up on OJ and tequila until I can acceptably deem you my tequila sunrise pony.

Compared to those pictures of you the other night, esp, yanno? Way better.

[Satan]

nooooo


they're fucking human hair and i did a goddamn good job. i look so much better, i feel like myself now instead of some 8 year old girl riding the short bus. i had to wear ridiculous makeup to actually look my age with that hair cut.


other night pics are ew, ive been packing on the chunk.

[alteredcourse]

From "short" (past the shoulders though, no ?) hair, you felt like a stumpy ? Weird. I hope you didnt take any impairment-induced agression on anyone while you had to endure such a tragedy. One time I got bashed by a kid with his stump. He had nothing from the elbow down. I hadnt looked at him twice but I guess he felt vulnerable.

Anyways, I just liked your hair how it was. Your vulnerability of having it torn out by someones babydaddy is weighed out by the fact that you can scrap it out and leave only bodies, not prisoners.

[the big quasar]

loving all yr looks, satan. black hair looks gorgeous

[Satan]

i really felt like i looked like an 8 year old retarded girl. no lie. i didn't take it out on anyone, i just wept for like 3 hrs after i cut it.
jennifer herrema hair > everything


thanks you guys
it's dark brown but it sometimes looks black on pictures

[the big quasar]

btw ... nice lashes!

[Satan]

eeee thank you, that is a very high compliment

they're real, no makeup or nothin'

[alteredcourse]

Really? Owwwww, baby. Well whatever of course, enjoy the strands. No wait, wait a minute, real hair??? You're a cancer victim thief ! Imagine the shiny chemical craniums that could boast such boisterous, luxuriant locks. The narcissistic graves you've robbed with your frivolous flowing rays of black sunshine.

Bah, dont worry about my stuck up language, tonight. I ate at McDonalds("meat clown", as I like to call it) today, ok? We're even.

jaja, I'm the opposite with hair. I'm a playdoh doll, where you shove the hard goo through their heads. Though I do have a photo of my first haircut, and boy I was bawling. The packet of MnM's sorta kinda make it better.

[Satan]

no way was i going to buy a plastic weave. that's why i'm not on judge judy.

[alteredcourse]

Well, good.

And, for the record, forgive me of my sins dear satan, before I drink too much.

[Satan]

you are forgiven.

[alteredcourse]

Not fun enough! Let's do some crimes.

[Satan]

alright, that sounds like fun

let's go spraypaint people's car windows black and steal booze

[alteredcourse]

Let's leave it picture-perfect, but inject their locks with super glue.

edit. the combination of all those things are beauty, like crows in a grinder.

[Satan]

HA

you are a genius

i love me some straight up vandalism though