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notyourfiend · 09.14.2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

But women suck at moving furniture.

My gf could out lift yr boyfriend.

She could also beat him up with her second degree black belt.

Satan · 09.14.2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

But women suck at moving furniture.

not this one. i'm a fucking expert.

!@#$%! · 09.14.2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

My gf could out lift yr boyfriend.

She could also beat him up with her second degree black belt.

ha ha

hey, i googled your egg scramble fiction and nothing-- i am disappoint

floatingslowly · 09.14.2009, 03:36 PM

they go well with bacon, that's for sure.

!@#$%! · 09.14.2009, 03:37 PM

ps i found this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm

but nothing, you know, viable as of yet.

amerikangod · 09.14.2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

My gf could out lift yr boyfriend.

She could also beat him up with her second degree black belt.

I don't know, my boyfriend does a lot of heavy lifting of.... DEEZ NUTS.

What does she have a black belt in? I study jiu jitsu. If it's aikido or something I automatically win.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

not this one. i'm a fucking expert.

Then I'll add that to the list of pros.

notyourfiend · 09.14.2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I don't know, my boyfriend does a lot of heavy lifting of.... DEEZ NUTS.

What does she have a black belt in? I study jiu jitsu. If it's aikido or something I automatically win.

She's studied a number of styles, including under special training in a school that you could only train at by invitation. However, I'm a bad girlfriend and forget which style her second degree is in.

static-harmony · 09.14.2009, 04:00 PM

NYF be my mommy.

notyourfiend · 09.14.2009, 04:01 PM

oh, and about the scrambled eggs thing - idk, this was just a rumor i heard. it might not be that accurate.

notyourfiend · 09.14.2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

NYF be my mommy.

i'll become yr mother so that in the future i can be a milf

Satan · 09.14.2009, 04:06 PM

http://images.google.com/images?clie...N&hl=en&tab=wi

static-harmony · 09.14.2009, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

http://images.google.com/images?clie...N&hl=en&tab=wi

This is a milf?

I don't know.

amerikangod · 09.14.2009, 04:10 PM

Fucking shit, now I need to have an all MILF beat-off session.

EDIT: Not including that last picture.

static-harmony · 09.14.2009, 04:11 PM

Don't overload your drive on milf. Save some for barely 18.

gmku · 09.14.2009, 04:12 PM

do you think most mothers you would like to fuck really would want to be fucked by you? Or do you think they're sexually satisfied and would rather you die?

Just curious. I've wondered the same thing when I've lusted in my heart after mature babes.

amerikangod · 09.14.2009, 04:21 PM

I think it depends on the MILF. I think many of them would be gracious about getting drilled by a young buck like me, whether it was out of actual desire for me or just out of the desire to be found attractive by a young man. Some might pretend they're above getting plowed by a younger dude, but as soon as you have them behind closed doors they've got a wet imprint of their cameltoe showing on their pants.

And then there are the ones that would actually rather see me die, slowly and painfully. But even they secretly want to get fucked.

gmku · 09.14.2009, 04:25 PM

I'm suddenly very horny.

amerikangod · 09.14.2009, 04:28 PM

It's too bad SYG doesn't have private rooms.

static-harmony · 09.14.2009, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I'm suddenly very horny.

You wanna get plowed by amerikangod? Is your cameltoe wet?

gmku · 09.14.2009, 04:31 PM

Yeah, right. That's it precisely.

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,645	ps i found this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm but nothing, you know, viable as of yet.
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	NYF be my mommy. __________________
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09.14.2009, 04:01 PM	#28209
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09.14.2009, 04:06 PM	#28211
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09.14.2009, 04:10 PM	#28213
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Fucking shit, now I need to have an all MILF beat-off session. EDIT: Not including that last picture. __________________
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09.14.2009, 04:11 PM	#28214
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Don't overload your drive on milf. Save some for barely 18. __________________
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09.14.2009, 04:12 PM	#28215
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	do you think most mothers you would like to fuck really would want to be fucked by you? Or do you think they're sexually satisfied and would rather you die? Just curious. I've wondered the same thing when I've lusted in my heart after mature babes. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.14.2009, 04:21 PM	#28216
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I think it depends on the MILF. I think many of them would be gracious about getting drilled by a young buck like me, whether it was out of actual desire for me or just out of the desire to be found attractive by a young man. Some might pretend they're above getting plowed by a younger dude, but as soon as you have them behind closed doors they've got a wet imprint of their cameltoe showing on their pants. And then there are the ones that would actually rather see me die, slowly and painfully. But even they secretly want to get fucked. __________________
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09.14.2009, 04:25 PM	#28217
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'm suddenly very horny. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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09.14.2009, 04:28 PM	#28218
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	It's too bad SYG doesn't have private rooms. __________________
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09.14.2009, 04:31 PM	#28220
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Yeah, right. That's it precisely. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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