[Hip Priest]

^ Do we know if he's a fairly witty satirist of 'compensation culture', or a just sad weirdo?

[SpankMarvin]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I'm wondering where 'A Clockwork Orange' has been filmed.

The concrete complex is Brunel University.

[Hip Priest]

re A Clockwork Orange locations: Check this out

[king_buzzo]

Woman beaten with dead dog

Breeder Beaten With Dead Dog, Police Say
Woman Angry Over Death of Chihuahua
AP
ST. PETERS, Mo. (June 8) - A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder's home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

As she pulled away, the woman waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.

Police said they are considering felony burglary charges against woman and misdemeanor assault charges.

[matt g]

butt sex & ham sandwiches

[king_buzzo]

a suicide bomber-granma just killed 3 israeli men

[Richard Pryor on Fire]

A suicide Richard Pryor is about to take a shitty shower.

[king_buzzo]

 

[ALIEN ANAL]

i ate lots of cans one day and then i found out i had a lamb shank on the back of my car, so i said to this man, with the brown paper hat..what day is it today and he replied with a sly smile and a gift in his hand, the gift was a black small box full of pixies, the pixies danced, with a twist of lemon

[king_buzzo]

 

[ALIEN ANAL]

one time i was in the bath and tthe cat was walking across the edge and i pulled it in, and he went crazy and ran away haha
and another time the cat had string hanging out of its bum hole, and we had to pull it out. it ate string

[king_buzzo]

really?

picture?

[Hip Priest]

Confessional blogs of the internet nuns

SOME days she goes to classes on chastity and obedience. Other days are reserved for prayer and contemplation. Yet life is not all about spiritual devotion for one of the younger members of an intriguing new religious order — nuns who have taken to the internet to describe their convent lives, writes Tony Allen-Mills.

“Yesterday three of us went and played mini-golf. We had a blast,” writes Sarah, a 26-year-old Benedictine novice whose weblog, The Ear of Your Heart, discusses everything from the teachings of Jesus to cooking tofu stir-fry.

They have become known as the “sister bloggers”, a network of nuns around the world whose online diaries are providing insights into previously closeted lives.

With disarming enthusiasm and intriguing frankness, dozens of nuns of all ages are contributing to a revival of American interest in life behind convent walls.

“I’m wildly enthusiastic about our mission of putting communications technology at the service of the gospel,” declared Sister Anne, a Catholic nun in Chicago.

Sister Julie Vieira, from Monroe, Michigan, wrote in her blog, A Nun’s Life: “More and more religious communities are getting ‘wired’ . . .. to spread the Good News and to tell people about who they are and what they stand for.”

While some of the blogs are devoted to theology, many are spiced with debate about convent life, from wearing habits to watching Hollywood films.

Many of the bloggers turned to convent life after marriage or other careers. Sister Claire Joy, a 60-year-old grandmother from New York, became a nun once her children had grown up. “My first year I asked things like, what was I thinking? When am I going to get bored with all this praying? How can I ever live with these neurotic women?” she wrote. Four years later she is still a nun.

Few appear to be troubled by their vows of celibacy, although one Filipino nun, calling herself Shireyu-san, confesses in her blog that she is constantly “tempted by the wants of the world . . . I know I must overcome the weakness of the flesh”.

The renewed interest in convents follows four decades of sharp decline in the number of American nuns from almost 180,000 in 1965 to about 68,000 today.

The arrival of a youthful new breed of believers is reflected in many of the blogs. Sister Steph, who describes herself as a “nun-in-training”, says her favourite film is the romantic comedy When Harry Met Sally, best known for a scene in which the actress Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm.

[Vodka Goblin]

i wos eetin sumfing yellow at brekfest this mornin but it wossent very nyce so watsh owt yeh.

[Daddylikes]

Originally Posted by Vodka Goblin

i wos eetin sumfing yellow at brekfest this mornin but it wossent very nyce so watsh owt yeh.

OH HELLZ YES>

goblinz rule!

[king_buzzo]

aye

[static-harmony]

Lollipop says yes, poop says no, Ah says the cow, moo moooo says the hipster.

[king_buzzo]

lolipops are just a way of parents making their children practise for oral sex

[static-harmony]

No wonder I used to like them.

[king_buzzo]

no shit, i made it!