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Satan · 11.28.2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

This is beautiful. The ultimate fake misogynist has now become completely virtually pussy whipped and has to go on publicly about how much he likes it!

He's no better, or stronger, than me, swa(y), Adam, or any other little girly boy crying because we only wanted to love all of her pain away and she took us to the cleaners instead. and Satan has proved this to his face, and he still hasn't caught on.

Wait until she starts minusing those points dude, that's when the real crawling starts...

+666

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

+666

yeah, but I was already there and you know I'm too afraid (and broke) to throw down for the plane ticket.

you come to Portland and I'll take lots of pictures of you, and you don't even have to fuck me.

knox · 11.28.2009, 01:03 PM

don't even fucking bother satan, if youre not going to get a fuck out of it.

Satan · 11.28.2009, 01:10 PM

ha, i'm not gonna fuck anyone. i have the best dick in the whole world on call 24/7, this is all fun and games. a ruse, if you will.

knox · 11.28.2009, 01:17 PM

one dick is never enough, just like dresses?

Satan · 11.28.2009, 01:52 PM

this one is too much sometimes.....

knox · 11.28.2009, 01:59 PM

just like dresses. you have many and only really like to wear one.

wellcharge · 11.28.2009, 02:08 PM

having beer on a romanian train, soon after i was supsected of having a fake passport, and then met a brasilian tourist who got robbed 3 times in a day in bucharest.
gotta love romania

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

4) Also, our agreement does not allow for the minusing of points. I can be awarded a point or not, but they cannot be removed. Because if I lose any points.... I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF. And then all of you will feel terrible. I'd expect some pretty eloquent eulogies about my dong from each and every one of you.

ha ha. wimply little emo boy. ian curtis died for your sins.

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

brb carving this exact post of yours into my arm just to see how bad it makes u feel

oh, so now you're a Cure fan. does it get any worse?

knox · 11.28.2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

You are uncertain of your position on dresses.

no i am not. i need more dresses to have in my wardrobe and never wear.

Genteel Death · 11.28.2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

You are uncertain of your position on dresses.

Yep. I'd rather wear a different dress every day in order to look pretty, get new cock, and since I spent money on them. Sage God.

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 02:38 PM

I never mistake my dresses for cock. My dresses are pretty.

Genteel Death · 11.28.2009, 02:39 PM

My cock is prettier than my inexistent dresses, hence it makes new friends easily.

!@#$%! · 11.28.2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

we only wanted to love all of her pain away and she took us to the cleaners instead.

this is reminiscent of the old myth of wanting to "save" the whore (love her pain away). this is classic male romanticism.

and that always brings me back to william burroughs's "words of advice for young people"-- his greatest literary work (ha). in it he says.. what does he say exactly?

"Beware of whores who say they don't want money. The hell they don't. What they mean is they want more money. Much more."

damsels in distress, hawks pretending to be broken-winged sparrows, pussywhipped misogynists, and satan's internet cockteasing aside, your stripper sounds interesting, but i hope not in the "i wanna love her pain away" way.

DeadDiscoDildo · 11.28.2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Good sir, I too would greatly appreciate this irony if it were in fact true. Alas, it is not (which, looking in from an outside perspective, is a shame as it would be beautiful as you noted.) Here are several important points that make it otherwise:

1) When one is pussy-whipped, they are altered by said pussy. They change their actions and behavior in order to obtain it, keep it, and appease it. I am changing nothing. I am still being myself, posting what I always post, with absolutely no other or new considerations weighing on me. The only difference is that my usual course of affairs is now being awarded a pussy point, or not.

2) I have never wanted to love anyone's pain away. I've never wanted to save a woman or have my love and affection 'heal' her... at least not since the age of 17. I made all of those mistakes early on and have not replicated them since, in real life or on the internet, nor have I portrayed a lack of the wisdom learned from such mistakes as all of the 'girly boys' you've listed have. In fact, if a new person in my life makes it clear that they have emotional issues and reach out to me for assistance with them, they are immediately stricken from my life in any way that counts. I have no time to waste cleaning up other people's messes when they've got a pair of legs to get up and walk with on their own. Emotional weakness is one of the most repulsive traits to me.

This is purely about sex. Genitals entering other genitals, genitals entering both ends of the digestive tract, genitals in hands, and maybe genitals in other places such as between a pair of breasts or maybe making a hilarious pair of arab goggles.

3) There will never be any crawling. I only fraternize with those that stand.

4) Also, our agreement does not allow for the minusing of points. I can be awarded a point or not, but they cannot be removed. Because if I lose any points.... I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF. And then all of you will feel terrible. I'd expect some pretty eloquent eulogies about my dong from each and every one of you.

Um, everything you said in 4 pretty much disregarded everything you said in 2. You weakass pussy.

knox · 11.28.2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

I never mistake my dresses for cock. My dresses are pretty.

Dress and cock.

But unlike someone implied, you dont need to wear dresses to look pretty and get cock. Cock is always offering itself to you, when you're a woman anyway.

So just like that dress, you keep it there thinking that someday you might be in the mood for it.

knox · 11.28.2009, 02:45 PM

don't take advice from anyone (but me), date the stripper.

Genteel Death · 11.28.2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

Dress and cock.

But unlike someone implied, you dont need to wear dresses to look pretty and get cock. Cock is always offering itself to you, when you're a woman anyway.

Nonsense from knox, as usual. How would you even be able to prove statements like that?

knox · 11.28.2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Nonsense from knox, as usual. How would you even be able to prove statements like that?

dont resent pussies because we are spoilt for choice. JUST DONT.

11.28.2009, 01:03 PM	#30103
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11.28.2009, 01:59 PM	#30107
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wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	having beer on a romanian train, soon after i was supsected of having a fake passport, and then met a brasilian tourist who got robbed 3 times in a day in bucharest. gotta love romania
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11.28.2009, 02:45 PM	#30118
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