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Genteel Death · 11.28.2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

dont resent pussies because we are spoilt for choice. JUST DONT.

You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.

knox · 11.28.2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.

But I do that everyday? I call it "visiting my friends".
They call it "drinking with the hag".

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

this is reminiscent of the old myth of wanting to "save" the whore (love her pain away). this is classic male romanticism.

and that always brings me back to william burroughs's "words of advice for young people"-- his greatest literary work (ha). in it he says.. what does he say exactly?

"Beware of whores who say they don't want money. The hell they don't. What they mean is they want more money. Much more."

damsels in distress, hawks pretending to be broken-winged sparrows, pussywhipped misogynists, and satan's internet cockteasing aside, your stripper sounds interesting, but i hope not in the "i wanna love her pain away" way.

no, honestly I didn't even want to fuck her pain away. I think I can get her to check out my band though, and having hot gothy strippers in the audience is of course something I covet.

amerikangod · 11.28.2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males.

In my experience, the room usually smells like farts, I get really drunk, and then I beat someone in an arm-wrestling competition in which our hands were lubed and the prize for winning is more lube.

pbradley · 11.28.2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

#4 was an attempt to return levity to the scenario and show a willingness to self-deprecate.

Humility is self-denying and weak.

Keeping It Simple · 11.28.2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

But I do that everyday? I call it "visiting my friends".
They call it "drinking with the hag".

And you call it "drinking with the fag"?

knox · 11.28.2009, 02:55 PM

Horny gay males are great to be around because they aren't so threatening. Except when they are on E and decide they wanna have a straight day which happens once in a while and they will bring condoms because of that film in which madonna got pregnant from her gay bff.

!@#$%! · 11.28.2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

no, honestly I didn't even want to fuck her pain away. I think I can get her to check out my band though, and having hot gothy strippers in the audience is of course something I covet.

thats always a win. you could even convince them to throw their panties onstage. goth panties! black & lacy panties are (almost) always a good thing. i say almost just on account of sharts.

knox · 11.28.2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

And you call it "drinking with the fag"?

no. there is a clear rule that only them are allowed to call me names and touch my tits.

EVOLghost · 11.28.2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

no. there is a clear rule that only them are allowed to call me names and touch my tits.

so not fair.

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

thats always a win. you could even convince them to throw their panties onstage. goth panties! black & lacy panties are (almost) always a good thing. i say almost just on account of sharts.

If I can't inspire it in the actual performance, I would never ask. I'd rather they throw their dresses though, because I can always use more of those. and goth strippers have good taste.

Satan · 11.28.2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Good sir, I too would greatly appreciate this irony if it were in fact true. Alas, it is not (which, looking in from an outside perspective, is a shame as it would be beautiful as you noted.) Here are several important points that make it otherwise:

1) When one is pussy-whipped, they are altered by said pussy. They change their actions and behavior in order to obtain it, keep it, and appease it. I am changing nothing. I am still being myself, posting what I always post, with absolutely no other or new considerations weighing on me. The only difference is that my usual course of affairs is now being awarded a pussy point, or not.

2) I have never wanted to love anyone's pain away. I've never wanted to save a woman or have my love and affection 'heal' her... at least not since the age of 17. I made all of those mistakes early on and have not replicated them since, in real life or on the internet, nor have I portrayed a lack of the wisdom learned from such mistakes as all of the 'girly boys' you've listed have. In fact, if a new person in my life makes it clear that they have emotional issues and reach out to me for assistance with them, they are immediately stricken from my life in any way that counts. I have no time to waste cleaning up other people's messes when they've got a pair of legs to get up and walk with on their own. Emotional weakness is one of the most repulsive traits to me.

This is purely about sex. Genitals entering other genitals, genitals entering both ends of the digestive tract, genitals in hands, and maybe genitals in other places such as between a pair of breasts or maybe making a hilarious pair of arab goggles.

3) There will never be any crawling. I only fraternize with those that stand.

4) Also, our agreement does not allow for the minusing of points. I can be awarded a point or not, but they cannot be removed. Because if I lose any points.... I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF. And then all of you will feel terrible. I'd expect some pretty eloquent eulogies about my dong from each and every one of you.

+651

that didn't take long did it?

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Originally Posted by knox

just like dresses. you have many and only really like to wear one.

you are a genius mdear

EVOLghost · 11.28.2009, 03:15 PM

amerikkkangod's pussy points: 666

you did it man!

EVOLghost · 11.28.2009, 03:24 PM

shot of Jack please.

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

shot of Jack please.

three handed poker? my ex told me she danced on stage to that AC/DC song, and she honestly didn't know it was about v.d.

funny.

EVOLghost · 11.28.2009, 03:32 PM

Three handed poker?

sorry...Id on't listen to AC/DC

Dead-Air · 11.28.2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

Three handed poker?

sorry...Id on't listen to AC/DC

it's one of their six or seven best songs.

Satan · 11.28.2009, 03:39 PM

tequila shots all around, it's 5:00 somewhere!

kkk: december 21, 2012, terry's couch

knox · 11.28.2009, 04:48 PM

webcam.

satan, this is my fav colour at the moment:

Satan · 11.28.2009, 04:49 PM

no no no, you don't understand. it's going to be so insane that the world will end. there's gonna be a pole shift. the mayans predicted this, dude.

edit

knox is a fucking fox.

and i love that color. i've got one just like it. mine are sparkly metallic lavender at the moment.

11.28.2009, 02:55 PM	#30127
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	Horny gay males are great to be around because they aren't so threatening. Except when they are on E and decide they wanna have a straight day which happens once in a while and they will bring condoms because of that film in which madonna got pregnant from her gay bff. __________________
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	amerikkkangod's pussy points: 666 you did it man!
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11.28.2009, 03:24 PM	#30134
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	shot of Jack please.
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11.28.2009, 03:32 PM	#30136
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Three handed poker? sorry...Id on't listen to AC/DC
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11.28.2009, 03:39 PM	#30138
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	tequila shots all around, it's 5:00 somewhere! kkk: december 21, 2012, terry's couch __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.28.2009, 04:48 PM	#30139
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	webcam. satan, this is my fav colour at the moment: __________________
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11.28.2009, 04:49 PM	#30140
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	no no no, you don't understand. it's going to be so insane that the world will end. there's gonna be a pole shift. the mayans predicted this, dude. edit knox is a fucking fox. and i love that color. i've got one just like it. mine are sparkly metallic lavender at the moment. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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