TWAT - Page 17

greedrex · 06.12.2008, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

^^^I'd do Rocco. "Rocco and Melly, sitting in a tree" etc.

ha!
in fact i think
Rocco would actually do you

by the way here is another twat
remember Prodigy?
they're twats

!@#$%! · 06.12.2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

grosser.

i don't have a fkn yeast infection. where did you even get the idea?

you said "gross"-- your words not mine

nothing gross about a woman's parts unless there are a) warts, b) fishy smell, c) white discharge, d) other health problems i don't care to describe

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Usher

No WAY is Russell Brand a twat. I'm sorry. I just won't have that. It undermines the whole concept of twatishness.

Just to remind you all. This, is a twat:

Cantankerous · 06.12.2008, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you said "gross"-- your words not mine

nothing gross about a woman's parts unless there are a) warts, b) fishy smell, c) white discharge, d) other health problems i don't care to describe

no. vaginas are gross. sorry.

MellySingsDoom · 06.12.2008, 03:41 PM

^^^ What, even yours?!?!

The Usher · 06.12.2008, 03:42 PM

One day I'm going to knive Eamon Holmes as he comes out of his house:

Cantankerous · 06.12.2008, 03:42 PM

i try to keep it as not-gross as possible but i think they're all gross. they just are.

!@#$%! · 06.12.2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

no. vaginas are gross. sorry.

wash more often

Cantankerous · 06.12.2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

wash more often

every day isn't often enough?

also why the fuck has it taken 17 pages for someone to mention this awful cunt?

The Usher · 06.12.2008, 03:45 PM

Poor bastard.

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 03:47 PM

"people say i only rap about myself, but that's not true; i haven't figured what rhymes with 'twat' yet"

"everybody say 'kanye twat'---"

"twat means not knowing what's acting but getting parts in any movie i want, or telling actors to be boring dumb fucks in the movies i direct; thanks daddy!"

"i'm so happy to see that there's people who pay to see an army of smiling twats"

!@#$%! · 06.12.2008, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

every day isn't often enough?

also why the fuck has it taken 17 pages for someone to mention this awful cunt?

i don't know

try cotton underwear then

synthetic causes troubles

Cantankerous · 06.12.2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i don't know

try cotton underwear then

synthetic causes troubles

i do wear cotton underwear. i'm just not a fan of vaginas.

OR twats:

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 03:49 PM

Excuse me, sorry to bother you all, but would anyone object if I happened to piss all over the members of Vampire Weekend? Their abject twatishness has a similar effect on me to the sound of running water.

!@#$%! · 06.12.2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i do wear cotton underwear. i'm just not a fan of vaginas.

OR twats:

well you're the one who brought vaginas into the discussion

im just trying to make you suffer for that mistake

ha ha ha ha

ok, back to the twats-twats--

i don't give a shit.

carry on.

Rob Instigator · 06.12.2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

every day isn't often enough?

also why the fuck has it taken 17 pages for someone to mention this awful cunt?

we all thought that twat was dead.

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 03:53 PM

"making country safe for twats, like myself"

"my twatness is infinite"

"my twatness fills central park by the millions"

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 03:54 PM

If you don't mind, I'm eating a prawn sandwich right now, and this ongoing discussion of vaginal hygiene is rather tainting my enjoyment of it.

demonrail666 · 06.12.2008, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

every day isn't often enough?

also why the fuck has it taken 17 pages for someone to mention this awful cunt?

Weird, I always thought you liked Eric Clapton.

Everyneurotic · 06.12.2008, 03:55 PM

"my name is twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat... kid twat!"

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06.12.2008, 03:45 PM	#330
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06.12.2008, 03:47 PM	#331
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"people say i only rap about myself, but that's not true; i haven't figured what rhymes with 'twat' yet" "everybody say 'kanye twat'---" "twat means not knowing what's acting but getting parts in any movie i want, or telling actors to be boring dumb fucks in the movies i direct; thanks daddy!" "i'm so happy to see that there's people who pay to see an army of smiling twats" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 03:49 PM	#334
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Excuse me, sorry to bother you all, but would anyone object if I happened to piss all over the members of Vampire Weekend? Their abject twatishness has a similar effect on me to the sound of running water.
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06.12.2008, 03:53 PM	#337
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"making country safe for twats, like myself" "my twatness is infinite" "my twatness fills central park by the millions" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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06.12.2008, 03:54 PM	#338
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	If you don't mind, I'm eating a prawn sandwich right now, and this ongoing discussion of vaginal hygiene is rather tainting my enjoyment of it.
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06.12.2008, 03:55 PM	#340
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	"my name is twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat... kid twat!" __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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