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gast30 · 01.19.2013, 09:57 AM

i have mission today
just seen a seagull fly over
it has snowed and they are hungry

they know me and they know where i live
i feed them bread from time to time

so they are calling me
also gonna feed the ducks

a beautifull day is started somewhere in multiversum where birds and humans are friends

dale_gribble · 01.19.2013, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gast30

amazone jungle

no doubt, but i was hoping to find someone in the u.s. to train me.

EVOLghost · 01.19.2013, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foreverasskiss

jeezz!!! this has to be the most boring saturday i've experienced in a while. my daughter is with her mom this weekend and i'm alone.

anyone have any ideals?

Gene Simmons.

EVOLghost · 01.19.2013, 11:33 PM

gast30 · 01.20.2013, 06:00 AM

good morn'eh
woke up with snow

a fresh coffee, a spliff
and i'm ready

EVOLghost · 01.21.2013, 10:35 AM

Will start packing this week. The place is now finished and furnished. Movin' out and using this great opportunity to slowly do away with the majority of the social events that I've come to frequent on the weekends(and irresponsibly/foolishly/unwillingly spent money on).

EVOLghost · 01.21.2013, 10:39 AM

"I puke not felling well im pregnant

"
(on my FB feed)
LOLOLOOLOOLLOOOLLLLOOLLOLLOLLOLLOOOLLLOLO

DAT FROWNY FACE!

EVOLghost · 01.21.2013, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

Where are you moving? If I've missed conversation in another thread, please direct me to it!

(this is the first time I talk about this lol)Same area. My friend bought a condo, he needs a roomate, I sort of need to get out. It was perfect timing n such.

floatingslowly · 01.21.2013, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

"I puke not felling well im pregnant

"
(on my FB feed)
LOLOLOOLOOLLOOOLLLLOOLLOLLOLLOLLOOOLLLOLO

DAT FROWNY FACE!

Don't you laugh, damn you. Don't you laugh.

floatingslowly · 01.21.2013, 01:47 PM

You know you can't make cyberbabies from cybersex. That said, go on Jose, tell her that you put it in her pooper. It's ok. She won't feel a thing.

floatingslowly · 01.21.2013, 01:57 PM

I laugh as your face shows the fear at the sight of my giant metal penis; it's various prehensile attachments chatter away, gleefully, as I apply the large jug of jiffy-lube that's sitting on the nightstand.

"you may want to stick a wallet in your mouth for this," I suggest, as I feed the entire 25' of it's length inside your pooper.

Ok....now your turn!!!!!!

floatingslowly · 01.21.2013, 02:15 PM

Oh, sorry. Wrong room. You are not Jose.

You're going to have to stop squirming for at least 10 minutes, or it will never come out (completely).

floatingslowly · 01.21.2013, 02:21 PM

Jose. Hang on. Be patient. I'll be there soon.

floatingslowly · 01.21.2013, 02:36 PM

I really fucking cannot stand people.

gast30 · 01.21.2013, 02:48 PM

it is our nature flowty
first sperm to the egg WINS-WINS-WINS-WINS

gast30 · 01.21.2013, 02:49 PM

you woman full with baby
why worrie you?

gast30 · 01.21.2013, 02:50 PM

time for a walk to let the pizza digest

floatingslowly · 01.21.2013, 03:14 PM

What am I worry.?

No. Ok.

gast30 · 01.21.2013, 03:30 PM

ok.

have a great idea to make you people feel interesting

questions around sex

so, do you eat before or after sex?

floatingslowly · 01.21.2013, 03:40 PM

Yes, I do.

01.19.2013, 09:57 AM	#34681
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	i have mission today just seen a seagull fly over it has snowed and they are hungry they know me and they know where i live i feed them bread from time to time so they are calling me also gonna feed the ducks a beautifull day is started somewhere in multiversum where birds and humans are friends
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01.19.2013, 11:33 PM	#34684
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Ok.
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01.20.2013, 06:00 AM	#34685
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	good morn'eh woke up with snow a fresh coffee, a spliff and i'm ready
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01.21.2013, 10:35 AM	#34686
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Will start packing this week. The place is now finished and furnished. Movin' out and using this great opportunity to slowly do away with the majority of the social events that I've come to frequent on the weekends(and irresponsibly/foolishly/unwillingly spent money on).
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01.21.2013, 10:39 AM	#34687
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	"I puke not felling well im pregnant " (on my FB feed) LOLOLOOLOOLLOOOLLLLOOLLOLLOLLOLLOOOLLLOLO DAT FROWNY FACE!
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01.21.2013, 01:47 PM	#34690
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	You know you can't make cyberbabies from cybersex. That said, go on Jose, tell her that you put it in her pooper. It's ok. She won't feel a thing.
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01.21.2013, 01:57 PM	#34691
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I laugh as your face shows the fear at the sight of my giant metal penis; it's various prehensile attachments chatter away, gleefully, as I apply the large jug of jiffy-lube that's sitting on the nightstand. "you may want to stick a wallet in your mouth for this," I suggest, as I feed the entire 25' of it's length inside your pooper. Ok....now your turn!!!!!!
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01.21.2013, 02:15 PM	#34692
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Oh, sorry. Wrong room. You are not Jose. You're going to have to stop squirming for at least 10 minutes, or it will never come out (completely).
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01.21.2013, 02:21 PM	#34693
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Jose. Hang on. Be patient. I'll be there soon.
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01.21.2013, 02:36 PM	#34694
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I really fucking cannot stand people.
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01.21.2013, 02:48 PM	#34695
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	it is our nature flowty first sperm to the egg WINS-WINS-WINS-WINS
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01.21.2013, 02:49 PM	#34696
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	you woman full with baby why worrie you?
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01.21.2013, 02:50 PM	#34697
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	time for a walk to let the pizza digest
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01.21.2013, 03:14 PM	#34698
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	What am I worry.? No. Ok.
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01.21.2013, 03:30 PM	#34699
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	ok. have a great idea to make you people feel interesting questions around sex so, do you eat before or after sex?
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01.21.2013, 03:40 PM	#34700
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Yes, I do.
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