[Rob Instigator]

man in the box?

[dead_battery]

man on the couch getting eaten by his dog

[pony]

Originally Posted by dead_battery

 

what's that picture, i can't see it

[dead_battery]

its a picture of the concrete outside a california governmental office where the leader of the local chapter of the mens rights movements immolated himself. you can still see stains and streaks on the stone that they couldnt wash off.

http://cdn.hypervocal.com/wp-content...37-225x300.jpg

what an inferno of lols that was

[Rob Instigator]

esta "forbidden"


BTW, the US ARMY is blocking soldier's access to the Guardian website. Their reasoning is that they want to keep soldiers from illegally downloading classified documents which is a crime in military law. weird. http://www.theatlanticwire.com/natio...uardian/66675/

[demonrail666]

I did a brilliant thing today, I had a day in London as though I was a tourist. Took an open top bus tour around the West End (in the rain) with a load of Japanese people, visited Buckingham Palace, had lunch in a total tourist trap. I've lived in London all my life and never seen it through anything but a Londoner's eyes. It was great. I should've bought a Will and Kate mug, though.

 

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I did a brilliant thing today, I had a day in London as though I was a tourist. Took an open top bus tour around the West End (in the rain) with a load of Japanese people, visited Buckingham Palace, had lunch in a total tourist trap. I've lived in London all my life and never seen it through anything but a Londoner's eyes. It was great. I should've bought a Will and Kate mug, though.

 

If we had any authentic tourist spots in LA, I'd visit them. I used to haunt hollyweird and downtown off the metro when I had nothing to do, but that isn't really as touristy as say Fisherman's Warf in San Francisco or Times Square. Here somehow tourists seem only to go to Hollywood Blvd (I prefer Sunset or Melrose) and Venice Beach (which is actually as filled with local low-lifes as tourists). Nobody goes to Griffith Park or hikes in the Santa Monica mountains. Nobody checks out the missions, or old town Pasadena, or staggers through all the classic bungaloes and victorians that dot the east-LA hillsides. LA tourism is weird, because if you're an honest tourist you have to be asking yourself, "Why the fuck am I here?"

In reality the best spots in LA are for locals

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

In reality the best spots in LA are for locals

Isn't that true of any city? It's interesting seeing stuff like Buckingham Palace but it's hardly the best thing London has to offer. But come on, you know you want your photo taken besides Errol Flynn's hand print.

[Rob Instigator]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ph..._slide.jpg?v=1

[EVOLghost]

 

[Trama]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

I should've bought a Will and Kate mug, though.

 

[demonrail666]

Damn. That would've looked fantastic next to my Charles and Di teapot.

[!@#$%!]

qué horror!

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Damn. That would've looked fantastic next to my Charles and Di teapot.

 

That is the most quintessential British shit I've ever read, I can picture it in that proper BBC accent!

[Bytor Peltor]

It's HOT in Texas - 99' as I type and I do believe we will hit 100+ before the day is done......and where I live is one of the cooler places in the State.

[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

It's HOT in Texas - 99' as I type and I do believe we will hit 100+ before the day is done......and where I live is one of the cooler places in the State.

Broham its over 100 in LOS ANGELES today. In fact, in Death Valley it just might set a world record, of 135 degrees.

[h8kurdt]

The Stones fucking suck.

[dead_battery]

In relation to rulers

Rulers will become unreasonable: they will levy taxes unfairly. Rulers will no longer see it as their duty to promote spirituality, or to protect their subjects: they will become a danger to the world. People will start migrating, seeking countries where wheat and barley form the staple food source.

In relation to people's relationships

Avarice and wrath will be common, men will openly display animosity towards each other. Ignorance of Dharma will occur. Lust will be viewed as being socially acceptable. People will have thoughts of murder for no justification, and they will see nothing wrong with that mind-set.

People will be inclined to follow false sciences. Family murders will also occur. People will see those who are helpless as easy targets and remove everything from them.

Many other unwanted changes will occur. The right hand will deceive the left, and the left the right. Men with false reputation of learning will teach the Truth. The old will betray the innocence of the young, and the young will betray the dotage of the old. Cowards will have a reputation for bravery, and the brave will be enervated cowards. People will not trust anyone in the world, not even their immediate family. Husband and wife will find contempt in each other.

In Kali Yuga, even pre-teenage girls will get pregnant. The primary cause will be the social acceptance of sexual intercourse as being the central requirement of life.

It is believed that sin will increase exponentially, whilst virtue will fade and cease to flourish. People will take vows only to break them soon after.

Death and famine will be everywhere. Men will have lustful thoughts, and so will women. People will without reason destroy trees and gardens. Men will commit murder. There will be no respect for animals, and meat eating will start.

People will become addicted to intoxicating drinks. Men will find their jobs stressful and will go to retreats to escape their work.

Gurus will no longer be respected and their students will attempt to injure them. Their teachings will be insulted and followers of Kama will wrest control of the mind from all human beings.

As the sin increases exponentially, so will the incidence of divine justice and wrath.

Weather and nature conditions in the Kali Yuga

Flowers will be begot within flowers, and fruits within fruits, then will the Yuga comes to an end. And the clouds will pour rain unseasonably when the end of the Yuga approaches.

Source: Mahabharata, Vana Parva, Section CLXXXIX

[dead_battery]

bhaagiirathy uvaaca
he naatha ramaNaSreStha
yaasi golokamuttamam
asmaakaM kaa gatiScaatra
bhaviSyati kalau yuge

Srii-bhagavaan uvaaca
kaleH paMcasahasraaNi
varSaaNi tiSTha bhu-tale
paapaani paapino yaani
tubhyaM daasyaMti snaanataH

man-maMtropaasakasparSaad
bhasmibhutaani tatkSaNaat
bhaviSyaMti darSanaacca
snaanaadeva hi jaahnavi

harernaamaani yatraiva
puraaNaani bhavaMti hi
tatra gatvaa saavadhaanam
aabhiH saarddhaM ca SroSyasi

puraaNa SravaNaaccaiva
harernaamaanukiirtanaat
bhasmibhutaani paapaani
brahma-hatyaadikaani ca

bhasmibhutaani taanyeva
vaiSNavaaliMganena ca
tRNaani SuSkakaaSthaani
dahaMti paavako yathaa

tathaapi vaiSNavaa loke
paapaani paapinaamapi
pRthivyaaM yaani tiirthaani
puNyaanyapi ca jaahnav

madbhaktaanaaM SariireSu
santi puteSu saMtatam
madbhaktapaadarajasaa
sadyaH putaa vasundharaa

sadyaH putaani tiirthaani
sadyaH putaM jagattathaa
manmaMtropaasakaa vipraa
ye maducchiSRbhojinaH

maameva nityaM dhyaayaMte
te mat praaNaadhikaaH priyaaH
tadupasparSamaatreNa
puto vaayuSca paavakaH

kaler daSa-sahasraaNi
madbhaktaaH saMti bhu-tale
ekavarNaa bhaviSyaMti
madbhakteSu gateSu ca

madbhaktaSunyaa pRthivi
kaligrastaa bhaviSyati
etasminnaMtare tatra
kRSNadehaadvinirgataH

[pony]