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EVOLghost · 07.08.2013, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

If they measure floorspace in square feet why do they not measure shits in tube-feet? I just took like 6 tube-feet of shit today...

You must feel great man!

Rob Instigator · 07.08.2013, 08:59 AM

Light as a feather!

Bytor Peltor · 07.08.2013, 09:23 PM

Kountze man keeps bird-snake 'monster' in century-old pickle jar (with pictures)

http://www.beaumontenterprise.com/ne...#photo-4883204

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.08.2013, 09:36 PM

Can a hawk catch a full-grown house cat? I mean, I know that it can't but do they try? I've heard of small dogs being taken by very large red-tailed hawks, but that is rare. I hawk can't pick up more than 4-5 pounds, if that. Eagles on the other hand, will gladly eat any small pet. However, I'm nervous, because some bad ass red-shouldered hawk that has been living in my trees for the past four years got desperate and swooped down on three different cats, missing entirely and putting the fear of God into those cats, but seriously, I'm a bit concerned because she just got a mate, and within two months they should have a very hungry brood. I'm not interested in chasing away the hawks, I like them, but when the mourning doves and pigeons aren't around my cul-de-sac those hawks get bravely hungry..

pony · 07.11.2013, 11:28 AM

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.11.2013, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pony

Ah, that special moment when a man realizes his mother is an actual woman, and not the Virgin Mary

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"Mr. Obama cannot be trusted to deliver on its promises to secure the border and enforce laws as part of a single, massive bill like the one passed by the Senate.”

Really? After deporting 2 million people AND sending tens of thousands of more police and military presence at the border? Meh. These "Republicans" are increasingly looking like assholes, which is how the system is gamed. These guys are playing good cop/bad cop, so as to sway Americans into supporting the Democrats and play the game. Fuc that. But, fuck the Republicans too. First things first, we callin out namez on these assholes, and when we finished, we gonna catch up with those duppy Democrats too sho nuff

Bytor Peltor · 07.13.2013, 08:08 AM

Justice was served - Not Guilty!

dead_battery · 07.14.2013, 01:25 PM

cunt

Nefeli · 07.15.2013, 02:33 AM

i borrowed a bust to practice on drawing during the weekend -did not- and of course i dropped it like a fool and its broken in 3 places. i have to somehow glue it and put it back, when noone will be looking.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.15.2013, 04:18 AM

I got angry last night and punched my laptop and now the screen is fucked, and maybe the rest of it too, need to get it repairs to find out how bad the damage is

Nefeli · 07.15.2013, 07:13 AM

sookie making eyes to the new guy made me wanna smash the screen as well.
also they are ripping off buffy.
generally sookie can fuck off.
and yeah new season isnt working at all. the only thing that keeps me going is the accent and dress code in some occassions.

!@#$%! · 07.15.2013, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

I got angry last night and punched my laptop

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

sookie making eyes to the new guy made me wanna smash the screen as well.
also they are ripping off buffy.
generally sookie can fuck off.
and yeah new season isnt working at all. the only thing that keeps me going is the accent and dress code in some occassions.

ha ha ha ha. what season are you on? i just finished... hm... 5 (the latest one on disc).

yes, it's terribly derivative and often irritating but sometimes it's kinda fun. in other words, very uneven. but characters like lafayette make it worth it.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.15.2013, 11:04 AM

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Yeah, I can't believe how dumb I was luckily it's something that can be fixed quite easily and not crazily expensive

Nefeli · 07.15.2013, 11:21 AM

well i liked true blood; it just doesnt work anymore i think and there were a couple of rip offs that bothered me - i wont be a series spoiler, i hate series and movie spoilers.
i m on the new season that is been aired now.

it s high time i started game of thrones i believe.
even though EVERYONE WAS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT ITS END.

dead_battery · 07.15.2013, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ha ha ha ha. what season are you on? i just finished... hm... 5 (the latest one on disc).

yes, it's terribly derivative and often irritating but sometimes it's kinda fun. in other words, very uneven. but characters like lafayette make it worth it.

its brilliantly bad. but it never has the guts to turn into the full on violent camp fest it wants to.

its one of those shows that is hampered by its criticisms and is too afraid to be what it wants to be. probably because it comes dangerously close to providing people who live in small towns with an actually appealing mythos of their lives at the bottom of the pile, and we all know tv must serve the the whims of rich metropolitan elites or else they'll turn on it and destroy it. since all they do is write about and discuss entertainment as if its a substitute for the people whose labour they exploit anyway.

you can't have tv that shows the unredeemed chaos of prole life because this is what the middle classes secretly covet and know they can never have. but at its core true blood is just a bunch of fucked up poor people who live anonymous lives fucking and fighting the time away and not giving a fuck about anything as they do it! they have sports cars and the complexions of rich actors with their own nutritionists but it just codes for the uncommodifiable essence that the REAL LIFE rich vampires wish they could steal from us so badly but will never have!

Toilet & Bowels · 07.15.2013, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

well i liked true blood; it just doesnt work anymore i think and there were a couple of rip offs that bothered me - i wont be a series spoiler, i hate series and movie spoilers.
i m on the new season that is been aired now.

it s high time i started game of thrones i believe.
even though EVERYONE WAS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT ITS END.

Yes, it is high time!
Plus don't worry about the thing that everyone talked about, there are much more interesting story lines happening, and alll the people that thing happened to were kind of the lamest characters anyway

Bytor Peltor · 07.16.2013, 05:47 AM

My wife put the biscuits in the oven at 0530......our youngest is leaving for camp this morning.

EVOLghost · 07.16.2013, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

My wife put the biscuits in the oven at 0530.....

I'm waiting for 8AM to come so I can go have some motherfucking Eggs Benedict! Fuck I'm hungry.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.16.2013, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

......our youngest is leaving for camp this morning.

I sincerely pray some vigilante doesn't confront them on their way

Keeping It Simple · 07.17.2013, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by pony

He's crying over the realisation his mum is a dirty slut.

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SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	Can a hawk catch a full-grown house cat? I mean, I know that it can't but do they try? I've heard of small dogs being taken by very large red-tailed hawks, but that is rare. I hawk can't pick up more than 4-5 pounds, if that. Eagles on the other hand, will gladly eat any small pet. However, I'm nervous, because some bad ass red-shouldered hawk that has been living in my trees for the past four years got desperate and swooped down on three different cats, missing entirely and putting the fear of God into those cats, but seriously, I'm a bit concerned because she just got a mate, and within two months they should have a very hungry brood. I'm not interested in chasing away the hawks, I like them, but when the mourning doves and pigeons aren't around my cul-de-sac those hawks get bravely hungry.. __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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07.13.2013, 08:08 AM	#35367
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	Justice was served - Not Guilty!
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07.14.2013, 01:25 PM	#35368
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07.15.2013, 02:33 AM	#35369
Nefeli invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,147,485,022	i borrowed a bust to practice on drawing during the weekend -did not- and of course i dropped it like a fool and its broken in 3 places. i have to somehow glue it and put it back, when noone will be looking.
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07.15.2013, 04:18 AM	#35370
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,265	I got angry last night and punched my laptop and now the screen is fucked, and maybe the rest of it too, need to get it repairs to find out how bad the damage is
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07.15.2013, 07:13 AM	#35371
Nefeli invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,147,485,022	sookie making eyes to the new guy made me wanna smash the screen as well. also they are ripping off buffy. generally sookie can fuck off. and yeah new season isnt working at all. the only thing that keeps me going is the accent and dress code in some occassions.
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07.15.2013, 11:21 AM	#35374
Nefeli invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,147,485,022	well i liked true blood; it just doesnt work anymore i think and there were a couple of rip offs that bothered me - i wont be a series spoiler, i hate series and movie spoilers. i m on the new season that is been aired now. it s high time i started game of thrones i believe. even though EVERYONE WAS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT ITS END.
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07.16.2013, 05:47 AM	#35377
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	My wife put the biscuits in the oven at 0530......our youngest is leaving for camp this morning.
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