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06.20.2006, 02:45 PM | #23 |
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+2 My first choice was Bruce McCulloch as Gavin, but then I thought maybe I should choose a show that actually had a plot.
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Oh yeah and him too. Nostalgia, y'know?
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Well Deege......
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I have elaborate fantasies wherein I marry this man.
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Dave: Hi, uh . . . my name is David Foley, and uh . . . . [pause due to applause] thank you. . .thank you very much. That's very kind of you, very kind of you. Uh . . . I was just wanting to . . . uh , tell you about something that's happened. . . uh, during this week of rehearsals, something we sort of came across, something, well . . . we, sort of, discovered. Um, uh... and certainly nothing we ever expected to do as a comedy troupe, and I'm sure it's nothing you, as a comedy audience, ever expected to hear from a comedy troupe. Ok, here it is... uh, we discovered the cause of cancer. [laughter, applause] I guess, uh, the [stammering] best thing to do is to just bring Bruce out here. Bruce, are you there? Bruce McCulloch, ladies and gentlemen. Bruce McCulloch.
[applause as Bruce wanders out on stage, waving to the audience] Dave: Bruce has something that he'd like to say to everyone. Go ahead, Bruce. Bruce: Hi. Dave: Go on, Bruce. Bruce: Hi. Dave: Just do it, Bruce. Come on. [The two of them argue slightly] Bruce: OK, you asked me. . . Dave: Well, just do it. . . Bruce: Fine. I'll do it . . . Dave: Just go. Bruce: Dave Foley, ladies and gentlemen. [applause] Dave: No, just do it, Bruce. You're wasting a lot of time. Bruce McCulloch would like to say something. Bruce: I'm sorry I caused all that cancer. [laughter] I didn't realize it was such a hideous disease. [more laughter. Dave looks bewildered] Dave: [angry] I suppose you think that makes it, OK? 'I'm sorry I caused all that cancer. . .' you don't even sound like you mean it, Bruce. Bruce: Dave, you asked me to apologize and that's just what I did. Dave: I'm sorry. Well, in rehearsal you sounded like you meant it, it sounded like you were actually remorseful about what you had done, but this was pretty, pretty lame, Bruce. I think you should apologize like you really mean it. Bruce: [hurt] Fine, David. I'm sorry I caused all that throat cancer and all that bowel cancer. I was just on a roll . . . Dave: . . . and? Bruce: and I won't do it again. Dave: Thank you, Bruce.
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damn it! way to blow my cover.
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Honest to God, I cannot think of another person I would rather be around for the extended period of time also known as "the rest of my life." Besides, how can you say no to that chest hair? And krastian: I loved those little non-skits they did occasionally. The one where Scott mourns the loss of his foreskin was a riot.
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hey, don't make fun of chest hair. i have some. not carpet-thick, mind you, but i'd rather be dead than shave it
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