Beard laws - Page 2

Glice · 07.25.2006, 03:03 PM

A life in good beards -

It's the beard see? Without the beard, he's wearing one of those hats. With the beard, you can ignore the hat. The power of the beard to destroy bad hats.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nomadicfollower

Don pulls it off nicely, though.

Yep that is a fine tache on a mostly fine musician.Not punishable but not entirely encouraged by this state's government.

Glice · 07.25.2006, 03:04 PM

But perhaps he looks great without? I hear you cry...

The power of the beard.

pantophobia · 07.25.2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

The moustache is without a doubt the most difficult male fashion accessory (hair or otherwise) that one can attempt to pull off. 98 percent of moustaches are amazingly bad. Best avoided.!

you haven't met many firefighters!

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

But perhaps he looks great without? I hear you cry...

The power of the beard.

Wow,i had never seen him without one.I thought he was born sporting one.

Savage Clone · 07.25.2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pantophobia

you haven't met many firefighters!

Firefighters + moustaches = oiled-up homoerotic fantasy fodder supreme!

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:08 PM

The link between firefighters and the gay community is very visible.More on that later.

nomadicfollower · 07.25.2006, 03:11 PM

ANY color-based beards are wrong.

In fact, no goatees.

Braided beards are a no-no.

Any kind of beard accessories are to be avoided at all costs.

luxinterior · 07.25.2006, 03:12 PM

We really need to stop picking on Nick Cave. It's making me a bit sad.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:12 PM

Beard accessories are indeed the work of the devil.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:15 PM

Some great ones on here:
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.beards.org/dan01a.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.beards.org/dan.html&h=305&w=350&sz=46&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=UBG LHhaGSLeGPM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2Bbeards%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr %3D%26sa%3DG

nomadicfollower · 07.25.2006, 03:16 PM

Glice - Sean Connery beards are always acceptable.

luxinterior · 07.25.2006, 03:17 PM

All right, last one.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:21 PM

A vintage,fine beard:

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:22 PM

A graphic monstrousity:

Cantankerous · 07.25.2006, 03:22 PM

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:24 PM

A sexy beard:

Glice · 07.25.2006, 03:25 PM

He's smiling because he has a great, proper drinking man's beard.

The Dubliners give a lesson in good group-beard action.

Glice · 07.25.2006, 03:28 PM

Don't try these beards at home kids. Yes, they look fucking ace, but are you in Huun Huur Tu? No? Then don't risk it.

porkmarras · 07.25.2006, 03:28 PM

Fuck me,YES!Him from Arab Strap always gave me the horn with that beard.Here's a worried and deeply disturbing goatee:

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nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	ANY color-based beards are wrong. In fact, no goatees. Braided beards are a no-no. Any kind of beard accessories are to be avoided at all costs.
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07.25.2006, 03:12 PM	#29
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07.25.2006, 03:15 PM	#31
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Some great ones on here: http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.beards.org/dan01a.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.beards.org/dan.html&h=305&w=350&sz=46&hl=en&start=5&tbnid=UBG LHhaGSLeGPM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2Bbeards%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr %3D%26sa%3DG __________________
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07.25.2006, 03:16 PM	#32
nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	Glice - Sean Connery beards are always acceptable.
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07.25.2006, 03:17 PM	#33
luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	All right, last one. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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07.25.2006, 03:21 PM	#34
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	A graphic monstrousity: __________________
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07.25.2006, 03:22 PM	#36
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07.25.2006, 03:24 PM	#37
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	A sexy beard: __________________
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07.25.2006, 03:28 PM	#40
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Fuck me,YES!Him from Arab Strap always gave me the horn with that beard.Here's a worried and deeply disturbing goatee: __________________
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