[ZEROpumpkins]

Oh, believe me. There are lots of fists of fury on this subject.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip

Crabs will virtually be destroyed because so many people shave their pubes.

Or so I heard.

You can get gonorrhea of the mouth, y'know. Unpleasant, eh?

[acousticrock87]

I got drunk last night and e-mailed my ex an unnecessary confessional letter. Luckily, I punctuated it with something like, "But don't respinf to this, caus im still drunk and whill regret sneding it."

She has not responded.

[terriblecanyons]

I don't have any eckzes I'm not over. Just some dude who used me and led me on to think that we'd be in a relationship when really he was just hanging around me because I'm a bag of desirable bones to him. Whatta dickhead. I even bought his stupid ass food. I should get paid back for that shit, and all the shit I went through for him. I hope he dies in a fire, fucks a chick with teeth in her vagina, or gets stabbed in the face from being a douchebag and all-around asshole.

end rant.

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

you guys are angry

[ZEROpumpkins]

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I don't have any eckzes I'm not over. Just some dude who used me and led me on to think that we'd be in a relationship when really he was just hanging around me because I'm a bag of desirable bones to him. Whatta dickhead. I even bought his stupid ass food. I should get paid back for that shit, and all the shit I went through for him. I hope he dies in a fire, fucks a chick with teeth in her vagina, or gets stabbed in the face from being a douchebag and all-around asshole.

end rant.

Note to self, do not date terriblecanyons

[Derek]

Haha I'm over any girl I've been with, I don't even talk to them anymore.

[ZEROpumpkins]

A true man.

[tesla69]

Originally Posted by uhler

well she posted a picture of her making out with another guy from a few years back and acted like it was no big deal and then i freaked out and broke up with her.

that would piss me off, but then, everything pisses me off.

Happiness and Jolly.

[floatingslowly]

it's really not wise to download any .exes.

you never know when they might actually be spyware.

and yes, they ARE hard to get rid of.

[floatingslowly]

timing and reading the entire thread are the keys to comedic genius.

I fail at both.

Originally Posted by pbradley

I no longer use executable files as I now use a mac.

[demonrail666]

I'm still not properly over an ex that dumped me about eight fucking years ago. Still think about her at least once a day. Absolutely fucking horrible state to be in I assure you.

[Everyneurotic]

what constitutes getting over someone?

i'm friendly with my ex.

[demonrail666]

I'm friendly with one of my exes, but we were friends before we started going out.

This other one though, oh well probably best not go into it really.

[Everyneurotic]

i had a similar thing going, we can't see each other anymore.

[acousticrock87]

I had a break-up where I never saw the girl again. Even to this day. It's better that way, I think. Though it'd be nice to see her now, I guess, after all these years.

[demonrail666]

<--- shudders at thought of seeing ex.

[Everyneurotic]

i had an encounter with said girl after the whole thing ended, it was rather unpleasant but it helped me get over her a bit.

traumatic nonetheless.

[lucyrulesok]

i am SO crap at getting over people. i always seem to just get with someone else really quickly and then about 3 months later start wondering whether i've done the right thing. very silly.