Deprecate yourself. - Page 2

Glice · 10.25.2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I keep on reading the name of this thread as defecate on yourself.

That's the lamest excuse for coprophilia I've ever heard (and believe me, I've heard them all).

10.25.2008, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

That's the lamest excuse for coprophilia I've ever heard (and believe me, I've heard them all).

There is a porn thing out there that shows someone taking a shit on a glass table while someone is masturbating underneath it.

Glice · 10.25.2008, 10:08 AM

One of my better films, I think you'll agree.

MellySingsDoom · 10.25.2008, 10:25 AM

I keep trying to bite sarramkrop's arse in public situations.
I'm not gay enough.
I love the Ting Tings.

Sonic Youth 37 · 10.25.2008, 02:16 PM

I'm really shy, but if I feel the need tom open up to you, I'll never shut up.
I do tend to talk too much, which leaves me in compromising situations at times.
I hate hopeless romantics, but I am, at basic levels, myself one.
I am also, at basic levels, a heartless bastard.

pbradley · 10.25.2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

I keep on reading the name of this thread as defecate on yourself.

Metaphorically still in the same territory, innit?

pbradley · 10.25.2008, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I'm very friendly and open minded and am willing to do anything a person wants.. I enjoy giving to others, and I feel like I'm really there if people need me.

Anngella · 10.25.2008, 03:03 PM

-Waits for thread called "Defecate yourself."-

floatingslowly · 10.25.2008, 03:42 PM

I lust for entropy and live on the precipe of doom.

I am completely broken. My redundant circuits continually process and reprocess information streams, resulting in overanalyzation.

I am unnaturally good at rock band drums.

nicfit · 10.25.2008, 04:15 PM

I'm fat and stupid and socially inadequate.

HECKLER SPRAY · 10.25.2008, 04:58 PM

People say I'm too quiet.
Maybe.

HECKLER SPRAY · 10.25.2008, 04:58 PM

I don't like children.
I can't stand them.

davenotdead · 10.25.2008, 05:06 PM

i love too much

HECKLER SPRAY · 10.25.2008, 05:51 PM

What do you love, Dave ?
Girls ?
Men ?
Pets ?

Other ?

amerikangod · 10.25.2008, 08:53 PM

I procrastinate too much when it comes to pursuing something meaningful and personally rewarding in my life.

Every single time I'm on the subway I scan the car and determine who I would have sex with and who I would not. Sometimes I play a game where I tell myself that I have to fuck at least five people in the car. If I'm lucky, there are enough hot chicks to go around. If not, I have to begrudgingly settle on a fatty or, fatties lacking, pick out a dude and go on an emotional rollercoaster.

I like giving girls massive facials and peeing on them (not simultaneously but I would like to try one after the other.)

Recently I've been downloading a lot of tranny porn. 9 times out of 10 it does nothing for me, but every now and then I come across one that looks like a lady through and through, and I'm all 'cool.' If futanari actually existed I believe I would have sex with one from time to time. Maybe become a mormon and marry a few ladies, and maybe two futanari.

I look at so much god damn hentai, it would sicken most church-going people.

I don't have a problem with violence when it is directed at the right people.

I have an MP3 of Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn.'

schizophrenicroom · 10.25.2008, 10:07 PM

i'm overly introverted but if i'm around people i know i tend to talk too much. i'm generally awkward and clumsy. i'm too nice sometimes.

the ikara cult · 10.25.2008, 10:13 PM

I often want to be aggressively against people who are not nice, but i find myself chickening out and trying to make a joke out of it when i should have a go at the not nice people.

Kloriel · 10.25.2008, 10:16 PM

i joke too much sometimes

blunderbuss · 10.26.2008, 03:22 AM

I've put on weight.

_slavo_ · 10.26.2008, 03:27 AM

I find it hard to be at ease around people. Usually, I'm fighting my own nervousness until the point I'm really exhausted of it.

10.25.2008, 10:25 AM	#24
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	I keep trying to bite sarramkrop's arse in public situations. I'm not gay enough. I love the Ting Tings. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I'm really shy, but if I feel the need tom open up to you, I'll never shut up. I do tend to talk too much, which leaves me in compromising situations at times. I hate hopeless romantics, but I am, at basic levels, myself one. I am also, at basic levels, a heartless bastard. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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10.25.2008, 03:03 PM	#28
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	-Waits for thread called "Defecate yourself."- __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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10.25.2008, 03:42 PM	#29
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I lust for entropy and live on the precipe of doom. I am completely broken. My redundant circuits continually process and reprocess information streams, resulting in overanalyzation. I am unnaturally good at rock band drums.
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10.25.2008, 04:15 PM	#30
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I'm fat and stupid and socially inadequate. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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10.25.2008, 04:58 PM	#31
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	People say I'm too quiet. Maybe. __________________
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10.25.2008, 05:06 PM	#33
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i love too much __________________
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10.25.2008, 05:51 PM	#34
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	What do you love, Dave ? Girls ? Men ? Pets ? Other ? __________________
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10.25.2008, 08:53 PM	#35
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I procrastinate too much when it comes to pursuing something meaningful and personally rewarding in my life. Every single time I'm on the subway I scan the car and determine who I would have sex with and who I would not. Sometimes I play a game where I tell myself that I have to fuck at least five people in the car. If I'm lucky, there are enough hot chicks to go around. If not, I have to begrudgingly settle on a fatty or, fatties lacking, pick out a dude and go on an emotional rollercoaster. I like giving girls massive facials and peeing on them (not simultaneously but I would like to try one after the other.) Recently I've been downloading a lot of tranny porn. 9 times out of 10 it does nothing for me, but every now and then I come across one that looks like a lady through and through, and I'm all 'cool.' If futanari actually existed I believe I would have sex with one from time to time. Maybe become a mormon and marry a few ladies, and maybe two futanari. I look at so much god damn hentai, it would sicken most church-going people. I don't have a problem with violence when it is directed at the right people. I have an MP3 of Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn.' __________________
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10.25.2008, 10:07 PM	#36
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	i'm overly introverted but if i'm around people i know i tend to talk too much. i'm generally awkward and clumsy. i'm too nice sometimes. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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10.25.2008, 10:13 PM	#37
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	I often want to be aggressively against people who are not nice, but i find myself chickening out and trying to make a joke out of it when i should have a go at the not nice people. __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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10.25.2008, 10:16 PM	#38
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	i joke too much sometimes __________________ "Most consumers have no concept..."
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10.26.2008, 03:22 AM	#39
blunderbuss invito al cielo Join Date: May 2008 Location: UK Posts: 2,526	I've put on weight.
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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	I find it hard to be at ease around people. Usually, I'm fighting my own nervousness until the point I'm really exhausted of it. __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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